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jin ling's uncle ([personal profile] agonistes) wrote in [community profile] ways_back_room2013-03-22 07:17 pm

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Ron Swanson has just dropped some stuff off in the bar. That stuff is Snake Juice. Here is what you need to know:

-- it's stronger/sneakier than your average liquor -- not as bad/good as Atlantean, but then again, what is?

-- the effects are cumulative: here is Ron Swanson after his first drink, when he is selling it; here is the entire parks and recreation department of Pawnee, Indiana after two or three. Drinking some will likely make you want to drink more.

-- it is a Kahlua-style liqueur. Tom Haverford, the drink's creator, does not know what this means. He is remarkably unspecific about what goes in it -- except alcohol, coffee, and sugar. Here is Parks and Rec's internal site about Snake Juice.

-- it is not magical; however, it is up to you as to how much it will affect your character and/or how you want to justify that. Do what you want with it -- erring on the side of ridiculous is the general idea.

If there's something you've been wanting to do for your character that requires lowered inhibitions, here is a plot device. I have turned off notifications for the post -- Ron isn't around to thread -- and treat it as a party post, if you want. If you want to make your own posts with Snake Juice, that's cool, too.

Basically: there's liquor in the bar. It will be there all weekend -- or longer, if people want. It isn't bottomless, but I'm not going to be counting bottles in threads, either. Your characters could drink it. If they drink it, they might get surprisingly drunk and hilarity might ensue. Choose your own adventure!
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[personal profile] adiva_calandia 2013-03-23 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
FUCK YES.
vivien: Giles as dream play director from Restless (bug eyed surprise)

[personal profile] vivien 2013-03-23 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
I will be there in full force tomorrow! EEEEEEEEE!
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[personal profile] balancingminds 2013-03-23 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
I love this idea and its just what I needed after a strange day.