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SUM-MAR-RY! SUM-MAR-RY!
I like to call this thread Paul's Ladder. It begins with Paul, dressed as an artist, building a ladder out of toothpicks. Anthy comes over, and they have a cryptic discussion about for what or whom the ladder is intended. Hob comes over, and naturally, snark ensues. Paul tells Hob that the ladder is for the wall (in Hob's dream), which breaks Hob-mun's heart. Hob freaks out, breaks a glass, and tells Paul to get out of his dreams. Paul breaks the ladder, tells Hob that he'll be sorry and disappears. Hob goes off to mope to Sirius and bleed on the bartop, but Sam goes to sleep and the thread is left tbc. XD
Anthy wants to ask Hob about Dream . She reveals that her head feels undigested. Things lighten up as Anthy tries to make Hob gossip about the virginity (or lack thereof) of Milliway's patrons, and Hob says that sex is squishy. Anthy mentions peaches, the first sign of her rapid descent into creepy madness. Apparently she hasn't been dreaming. A worried Hob puts her to bed so he can watch over her.
In a different continuity, Anathema asks Paul why he needs the ladder, and very quickly pisses him off. Paul calls Anathema boring, and rattles of an interesting summary of what he is. He also calls Anathema a snake, leading to the invention of thread badgering.
For an explanation of thread badgering,
THREAD BADGERING: FEATURING HOB-MUN (artemisiathegirl) AND ANTHY-MUN (Misericordian):
artemisiathegirl: oh, man, down in anathema's thread paul totally set himself up for the badger routine
Misericordian: *dies*
artemisiathegirl: i so wanna go in there and be like SNAAAAKE! IT'S A SNAAAKE!
Misericordian: and then i would run in and shout 'MUSHROOM MUSHROOM'
artemisiathegirl: AHAHAHAHAHA
Misericordian: can we? OOC?
Misericordian: *hopeful puppy eyes*
artemisiathegirl: YES WE MUST
artemisiathegirl: OK
Misericordian: YAY
artemisiathegirl: my bit is done.
artemisiathegirl: *satisfied*
Misericordian: yay, we did it!
artemisiathegirl: ahaha!
Misericordian: we're like cat burglars.
Misericordian: ... never mind, that stopped making sense out of my head.
artemisiathegirl: only... thread burglars
artemisiathegirl: we come in the dead of night to steal your thread away
Misericordian: yeah! yeah. thread badgers, even.
artemisiathegirl: THREAD BADGERS OMG WE ARE
Misericordian: *twirls*
artemisiathegirl: they're like WTF?
Misericordian: clearly they are foolish. it was the best thread badgering ever.
artemisiathegirl: it was AWESOME
artemisiathegirl: they should PH34r the thread badgers
Misericordian: haha, snow white joined in
artemisiathegirl: she wishes to join the clan of the thread badger
Misericordian: ooh. the clan of the thread badgers should have glowing red marks on their foreheads. that only show up when...
Misericordian: i dunno. when they use their thread badgering powers.
artemisiathegirl: when they shout their mighty battle cry
Misericordian: yes. the cry of "BADGERS BADGERS BADGERS BADGERS" etc
Misericordian: you did it! yay.
artemisiathegirl: soooo subtle
artemisiathegirl: *smug*
Misericordian: yeah. yeah. well, subtle is the middle name of the thread badgers.
artemisiathegirl: THREAD S. BADGER
Misericordian: good solid name.
artemisiathegirl: THE 'S' IS FOR SUBTLE
Misericordian: you can go far with a name like that.
artemisiathegirl: exactly.
Misericordian: yes, yes, very subtle.
Misericordian: how would you say badger in japanese?
Misericordian: bajaa?
artemisiathegirl: wtf how would i know???
Misericordian: i dunno. it just seemed important.
artemisiathegirl: oh no. you've gone and done it.... ENGRISH THREAD BADGERS
Misericordian: i didn't mean the actual japanese word. just the way it would be written.
Misericordian: OMG
Misericordian: ALL YOUR THREAD ARE BELONG TO THEM
artemisiathegirl: OFFERING ADMIRING THEFT OF STRING
Misericordian: A WINNER IS THEM
artemisiathegirl: THE CENTER OF THE NAME IS SNEAKY
Somewhere in the midst of this madness, Hob-mun and Paul-mun realize that they went to college together. It is madness. Sheer madness. Oddsmakers all over the world jump out of windows.
And that about sums it up.
The usual mathematical variables may be left below. Yay!
I like to call this thread Paul's Ladder. It begins with Paul, dressed as an artist, building a ladder out of toothpicks. Anthy comes over, and they have a cryptic discussion about for what or whom the ladder is intended. Hob comes over, and naturally, snark ensues. Paul tells Hob that the ladder is for the wall (in Hob's dream), which breaks Hob-mun's heart. Hob freaks out, breaks a glass, and tells Paul to get out of his dreams. Paul breaks the ladder, tells Hob that he'll be sorry and disappears. Hob goes off to mope to Sirius and bleed on the bartop, but Sam goes to sleep and the thread is left tbc. XD
Anthy wants to ask Hob about Dream . She reveals that her head feels undigested. Things lighten up as Anthy tries to make Hob gossip about the virginity (or lack thereof) of Milliway's patrons, and Hob says that sex is squishy. Anthy mentions peaches, the first sign of her rapid descent into creepy madness. Apparently she hasn't been dreaming. A worried Hob puts her to bed so he can watch over her.
In a different continuity, Anathema asks Paul why he needs the ladder, and very quickly pisses him off. Paul calls Anathema boring, and rattles of an interesting summary of what he is. He also calls Anathema a snake, leading to the invention of thread badgering.
For an explanation of thread badgering,
THREAD BADGERING: FEATURING HOB-MUN (artemisiathegirl) AND ANTHY-MUN (Misericordian):
artemisiathegirl: oh, man, down in anathema's thread paul totally set himself up for the badger routine
Misericordian: *dies*
artemisiathegirl: i so wanna go in there and be like SNAAAAKE! IT'S A SNAAAKE!
Misericordian: and then i would run in and shout 'MUSHROOM MUSHROOM'
artemisiathegirl: AHAHAHAHAHA
Misericordian: can we? OOC?
Misericordian: *hopeful puppy eyes*
artemisiathegirl: YES WE MUST
artemisiathegirl: OK
Misericordian: YAY
artemisiathegirl: my bit is done.
artemisiathegirl: *satisfied*
Misericordian: yay, we did it!
artemisiathegirl: ahaha!
Misericordian: we're like cat burglars.
Misericordian: ... never mind, that stopped making sense out of my head.
artemisiathegirl: only... thread burglars
artemisiathegirl: we come in the dead of night to steal your thread away
Misericordian: yeah! yeah. thread badgers, even.
artemisiathegirl: THREAD BADGERS OMG WE ARE
Misericordian: *twirls*
artemisiathegirl: they're like WTF?
Misericordian: clearly they are foolish. it was the best thread badgering ever.
artemisiathegirl: it was AWESOME
artemisiathegirl: they should PH34r the thread badgers
Misericordian: haha, snow white joined in
artemisiathegirl: she wishes to join the clan of the thread badger
Misericordian: ooh. the clan of the thread badgers should have glowing red marks on their foreheads. that only show up when...
Misericordian: i dunno. when they use their thread badgering powers.
artemisiathegirl: when they shout their mighty battle cry
Misericordian: yes. the cry of "BADGERS BADGERS BADGERS BADGERS" etc
Misericordian: you did it! yay.
artemisiathegirl: soooo subtle
artemisiathegirl: *smug*
Misericordian: yeah. yeah. well, subtle is the middle name of the thread badgers.
artemisiathegirl: THREAD S. BADGER
Misericordian: good solid name.
artemisiathegirl: THE 'S' IS FOR SUBTLE
Misericordian: you can go far with a name like that.
artemisiathegirl: exactly.
Misericordian: yes, yes, very subtle.
Misericordian: how would you say badger in japanese?
Misericordian: bajaa?
artemisiathegirl: wtf how would i know???
Misericordian: i dunno. it just seemed important.
artemisiathegirl: oh no. you've gone and done it.... ENGRISH THREAD BADGERS
Misericordian: i didn't mean the actual japanese word. just the way it would be written.
Misericordian: OMG
Misericordian: ALL YOUR THREAD ARE BELONG TO THEM
artemisiathegirl: OFFERING ADMIRING THEFT OF STRING
Misericordian: A WINNER IS THEM
artemisiathegirl: THE CENTER OF THE NAME IS SNEAKY
Somewhere in the midst of this madness, Hob-mun and Paul-mun realize that they went to college together. It is madness. Sheer madness. Oddsmakers all over the world jump out of windows.
And that about sums it up.
The usual mathematical variables may be left below. Yay!