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Good God. I mean, good God. The Beatrice/Sappho and the Lucifer/Lady/Kassandra are ridiculously hot, and the Tom/Door is making me want to hug them both and squeal, and Hob and Regulus are driving me insane, and Paul just makes me burst into tears and want to fix him, which is exactly the sort of impulse that causes perfectly reasonable girls to get involved with guys who turn out to be serial killers, and and and *wibbles*.

*is hopelessly, hopelessly addicted*

But I've got two deadlines and a family vacation looming in front of me, so I'm out for a while. I'll be back August 1st and will immediately dive back in for my Milliways fix. Until then, see you later.

Oh, and Crawford? Glorfindel says he's sorry. It was the vodka. He's usually a bit more discreet about not approving of people.

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bye-bye, elfums. Reading your thread was like taking the candy from a stranger. See you when you get back! And enjoy that miniature Asfaloth!

Good God, were both of those smut-threads you, oh Bringer of Tiny Horses?

Because if so, then damn.

Shhhh.

Elves are so pretty... And slashtastic... Hmmmmmmmmm.

Hmmmmm.

*is quiet and behaves, but secretly dances with glee at knowing what is apparently some sort of secret-- may have to start doing the "I know something you don't know" dance*

Uh-oh. I hadn't even contemplated Glorfindel's sexuality yet. Elves are ridiculously slashariffic, though, aren't they?

((pets silvery elven hair))

He can be a straight elf. But elves have eternity to contemplate the infinite delectable vastnesses of the erotic, and might get really bored if they only had one flavor...

You've never run across the multitude of horrific Legolas mpreg fic out there, have you? Or the thousands of stories in which Legolas falls in love with Haldir or Glorfindel?

((gurgles in dismay))

Er, no, I .... I have strict mental filters with regard to that particular fandom. Heavens!

Ah. As a member of

deleterius, I tend to run into such things painfully often.

Oh, thanks. Thanks for bringing the Fics of Doom back into my mind. You wouldn't happen to have a brain-cleansing potion on you?

(There was this one... it was Legolas/Gimli... there were creepy animal analogies... *shudders*)

Have a case of Bleepka. Brain bleach and vodka. The PPC swears by it.

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