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This is not Threadzilla. This is, like, Thread-Ra. Or something.
Raph starts the movie, drawing the attention of half the bar. Fleur is fascinated by Leia's hair; Luke-mun plays with Legos and is glomped by Todd-mun. Meanwhile, Jenny and Constantine reminisce, and Jenny approves of Constantine's taste in women. Also meanwhile, Raph and Angie meet up; Angie is shocked to discover that the cute human is in fact Raph, and by the time their conversation finishes, apparently the movie is over. Dream keeps an eye on Todd. Meg is confused by the concept of a movie, but she and Fleur quickly settle down to criticizing Leia's hair some more and demanding liberty for the droids while Anathema tries to explain, receives a nickname, discusses the non-Apocalypse, and is shocked to realize who Meg is.
Raph posts the next portion of the movie. Fleur still has not gotten over Leia's hairstyle; it makes her want a doughnut. Snow White gets concerned for Leia. Barnabas, Del's dog, shows up and demands popcorn. Death makes a dirty joke. Regulus takes the title too literally and is hilarious.
Raph posts the next portion of the movie. Joel calls Luke whiny, and Tonks gets protective, along with Todd. Tonks says that 3PO and R2 have a lovely relationship, and, at least to this summarizer, it sounds rather explicitly sexual. Tonks and Todd introduce themselves, since they have something in common. Fleur likes the droids, because they're shiny, and gives Barnabas a doughnut.
Off in their own separate thread, Ginny and Meg chat about birthdays and age restrictions.
Raph posts the next portion of the movie. Various people are sarcastic about the Dark Side. Then, Luke Skywalker walks into the bar, and everything goes even more cracktastic than usual. Raph goggles. Fleur says hello, freaking Luke out. Meg is annoyed and feels that she has been deceived, as she was told the people on the screen were just pictures; she and Anathema talk about reality. Jenny is surprised to see Luke, but manages not to freak him out, opting to freak out Akane instead. Tonks says hello from across the bar, freaking Luke out even further. Then she and Todd leap up and race over to where Luke is standing. Luke assumes Tonks is someone he used to know and tries to play it smooth, but is not successful. Death suggests that Tonks back off a bit, but Luke says it's okay and asks what the hell is going on. Then he sees the burnt-out farm, complete with charred skeletons, on the screen, and freaks out and runs out of the bar. However, he can't leave, and is seriously pissed off. Todd and Tonks try to explain, but Luke is still upset about the idea of people thinking of the war as just a good story, not to mention the fact that the bar keeps giving him too much change. Snow White tries to be reassuring, but gets ignored in the general chaos. Tonks apologizes and suggests Luke stay at the bar; Todd tries to explain some more. Luke is seriously freaked out by Darth Vader's appearance onscreen, so Tonks puts up a sound barrier so that he can't hear the movie; Luke is bewildered, but when she explains that she's a witch, he assumes she's using the Force and calms down. Tonks bails, leaving Luke alone with Todd, but is sweet about it.
Todd tries to explain why Luke ended up at Milliways, but Luke remains confused and asks if there's any kind of flight simulator nearby. Todd is delighted that he and Luke have something in common; Luke is confused by this, and asks if Todd is a pilot. Todd says he's not old enough, which throws Luke, since he's been flying since he was way younger than Todd. The two of them, for the sake of Raph-mun's poor inbox, go and start a new thread. They talk about the war a little; Todd asks what's happening now, and Luke-mun is concerned about giving Todd spoilers. However, the issue does not arise. Todd finally introduces himself properly and gushes a bit. Luke tries to be a good role model, then goes to bed. The muns shower each other with compliments and love.
MEANWHILE, the movie continues. Raph has posted a new section, in which Han proves that he doesn't know that parsecs are in fact a measure of distance (*is a geek*). Fleur thinks Han is hot and wishes he would come to Milliways; it sounds very slightly explicitly sexual (because a summary this long has to have that at least twice). Meg seeks Anthy's aid in her confusion and is still supporting the cause of Droid Liberty. She and Anthy talk about Christine and space aliens, as well as why they're at Milliways. Meanwhile, Ginny-mun admits that she has never seen the movie, thus horribly shocking Todd-mun, Akane-mun, and Snow White-mun.
Raph posts the next portion of the movie. Various people make fun of 3PO. This is a very, very short thread.
Raph posts the next part of the movie. Joel is snarky, as is required of him, but he confuses Anthy. Snow White is concerned that the characters are dumb, but Peter assures her that Leia's the brains of the outfit. In the real action in this thread, Crichton and Meg talk about the weapons in the movie and why Crichton is being pursued by the Peacekeepers.
Raph posts the next part. This is also a short one. Joel continues to be snarky, Snow White considers what she'd do in the characters' position, and Liz wanders in and is all messed up.
And the next bit is also short. Joel is still snarky. Regulus's refined tastes are offended by the showiness, but he is mollified when Peter points out that "it WAS the equivalent of AK'ing a space station."
Finally, Raph posts the last scene. Anthy and Crichton are disappointed that it's over; Todd is beaming at the screen with the affection of a serious fan. Joel and Regulus discuss the rest of the series.
And that's all. *ded*
Raph posts the next portion of the movie. Fleur still has not gotten over Leia's hairstyle; it makes her want a doughnut. Snow White gets concerned for Leia. Barnabas, Del's dog, shows up and demands popcorn. Death makes a dirty joke. Regulus takes the title too literally and is hilarious.
Raph posts the next portion of the movie. Joel calls Luke whiny, and Tonks gets protective, along with Todd. Tonks says that 3PO and R2 have a lovely relationship, and, at least to this summarizer, it sounds rather explicitly sexual. Tonks and Todd introduce themselves, since they have something in common. Fleur likes the droids, because they're shiny, and gives Barnabas a doughnut.
Off in their own separate thread, Ginny and Meg chat about birthdays and age restrictions.
Raph posts the next portion of the movie. Various people are sarcastic about the Dark Side. Then, Luke Skywalker walks into the bar, and everything goes even more cracktastic than usual. Raph goggles. Fleur says hello, freaking Luke out. Meg is annoyed and feels that she has been deceived, as she was told the people on the screen were just pictures; she and Anathema talk about reality. Jenny is surprised to see Luke, but manages not to freak him out, opting to freak out Akane instead. Tonks says hello from across the bar, freaking Luke out even further. Then she and Todd leap up and race over to where Luke is standing. Luke assumes Tonks is someone he used to know and tries to play it smooth, but is not successful. Death suggests that Tonks back off a bit, but Luke says it's okay and asks what the hell is going on. Then he sees the burnt-out farm, complete with charred skeletons, on the screen, and freaks out and runs out of the bar. However, he can't leave, and is seriously pissed off. Todd and Tonks try to explain, but Luke is still upset about the idea of people thinking of the war as just a good story, not to mention the fact that the bar keeps giving him too much change. Snow White tries to be reassuring, but gets ignored in the general chaos. Tonks apologizes and suggests Luke stay at the bar; Todd tries to explain some more. Luke is seriously freaked out by Darth Vader's appearance onscreen, so Tonks puts up a sound barrier so that he can't hear the movie; Luke is bewildered, but when she explains that she's a witch, he assumes she's using the Force and calms down. Tonks bails, leaving Luke alone with Todd, but is sweet about it.
Todd tries to explain why Luke ended up at Milliways, but Luke remains confused and asks if there's any kind of flight simulator nearby. Todd is delighted that he and Luke have something in common; Luke is confused by this, and asks if Todd is a pilot. Todd says he's not old enough, which throws Luke, since he's been flying since he was way younger than Todd. The two of them, for the sake of Raph-mun's poor inbox, go and start a new thread. They talk about the war a little; Todd asks what's happening now, and Luke-mun is concerned about giving Todd spoilers. However, the issue does not arise. Todd finally introduces himself properly and gushes a bit. Luke tries to be a good role model, then goes to bed. The muns shower each other with compliments and love.
MEANWHILE, the movie continues. Raph has posted a new section, in which Han proves that he doesn't know that parsecs are in fact a measure of distance (*is a geek*). Fleur thinks Han is hot and wishes he would come to Milliways; it sounds very slightly explicitly sexual (because a summary this long has to have that at least twice). Meg seeks Anthy's aid in her confusion and is still supporting the cause of Droid Liberty. She and Anthy talk about Christine and space aliens, as well as why they're at Milliways. Meanwhile, Ginny-mun admits that she has never seen the movie, thus horribly shocking Todd-mun, Akane-mun, and Snow White-mun.
Raph posts the next portion of the movie. Various people make fun of 3PO. This is a very, very short thread.
Raph posts the next part of the movie. Joel is snarky, as is required of him, but he confuses Anthy. Snow White is concerned that the characters are dumb, but Peter assures her that Leia's the brains of the outfit. In the real action in this thread, Crichton and Meg talk about the weapons in the movie and why Crichton is being pursued by the Peacekeepers.
Raph posts the next part. This is also a short one. Joel continues to be snarky, Snow White considers what she'd do in the characters' position, and Liz wanders in and is all messed up.
And the next bit is also short. Joel is still snarky. Regulus's refined tastes are offended by the showiness, but he is mollified when Peter points out that "it WAS the equivalent of AK'ing a space station."
Finally, Raph posts the last scene. Anthy and Crichton are disappointed that it's over; Todd is beaming at the screen with the affection of a serious fan. Joel and Regulus discuss the rest of the series.
And that's all. *ded*