And with a Crash-

[foxy-l33t.livejournal.com]

Fading out is an echo of two voices...

"He's an angsty, emo, heartless sorcerer swordsman."

"He totally needs to get laid, then."

There's never a good closet around when you need one- at least, ever since someone came up with Rule #3. So what if Laini and Zelgadiss missed the stairs and whatever else door they were aiming for- They're at least out of the bar right now, and Laini is doing her best to get him out of his clothes.

(As for hers- Shapeshifter. That will only take a moment, unless he wants to help as well!)

They crash the door into the back room and onto a convenient couch. Zel winces a bit as the back of his head hits the armrest (because Laini is totally doing the pouncing) and, noticing their surroundings, says eloquently, "Um. Where are we?"

Laini blinks, maybe finally distracted. Somewhat. "Good question- though someone did leave a drink here."

Zelgadiss eyes said drink. It's blue. Very blue. "Yeah, but what sort is it?"


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[shati.livejournal.com]

"I made you a rum," says Shati, sadly, "but I eated it."

[vivien]

Vivien snorfles quietly in the corner and makes a note to check on this thread tomorrow.

[pirate_jack]

Jack looks aghast.

"Lass, you're supposed to drink the stuff, not eat the bottle."

[shati.livejournal.com]

"I was hungry," she says, with great dignity. "And anyway, since when are pirates all about doing what they're supposed to do?"

[pirate_jack]

"Not about doing what you're supposed or not supposed to do, lass," Jack tells her. "'S more about doing what you can and not doing what you can't, except for the times when you can do what you can't."

A beat.

"Savvy?"

[shati.livejournal.com]

"Savtastic."

Shati narrows her eyes.

"What about the times you can't do what you can?"

[agonistes]

"Then you slap on -wegian and baptize with beer," Sweeney says mildly, on her way to graffiti up the bathroom. "Everybody knows that."

[pirate_jack]

Jack swings around to look after her in surprise.

"Not ale, luv."

A beat.

"Nowhere near strong enough."

[shati.livejournal.com]

Shati considers, nods, and hands him a Red Bull.

"Enjoy."