ext_37786 (![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
the-woodpecker.livejournal.com) wrote in ![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
ways_back_room2004-09-21 11:23 pm
the-woodpecker.livejournal.com) wrote in ways_back_room2004-09-21 11:23 pm
In Which Bernard Canvasses for Applicants and Bites Off More Than His Mun Can Chew, Part the First
Hokay!
The interviews which killed Josie dead!
Night One!
Several nights ago, Bernard comes out of the staff quarters with a Quick Quotes Quill and a notepad that Fleur lent him. All interviews are assumed to be transcribed with these implements and looked over by both Bernard and Dionysus, ok?
Ok.
First to approach is Kibeth. She applies to be a bartender and mixes an impressive Green Demon. She then demonstrates her SOOPER MAGICKAL POWERS OMG. She also mortifies Holden by revealing that she was indeed the dog who slept with him all those times. No, not that way, you pervs!
Broom approaches and interviews for a custodial position. He is hired on the spot, but told that we do like it slightly dingy, so don't do too good of a job. :D
Holden comes up to say "Hi" and is promoted to bartender. :D The bar gives him a congratulatory cupcake, and everyone is very woobie. When Tonks arrives, Holden is adorably nervous.
Raph arrives and asks for some pizza. Holden is confused, and the two embark on the Neverending Conversation of Doom, in which New York, sewer alligators, and family are discussed, among other things. Raph also offers up his services as a bouncer. They talk about the applicants, and Todd's life is threatened. Bernard says "Not in this bar." Raph complies, grudgingly. Raph and Bernard bond. It's all very manly.
Ophelia does a fly-by glomping. Holden and Bernard bond in this thread too.
Ginny Weasley stops by and inquires about the nature of the universe and pizza.
Tonks stops by and is referred to as "Titanium Tits." Need I say more?
B-ko and A-ko accost Bernard for sake. They are terrifying. Both he and the bar disapprove. When Luke Skywalker arrives, they molest him trying to get sake. They fail. (This thread is too insane for me to even contemplate summarizing. It must be seen.)
Luke interviews, and is rather vague about his skills.
Penny gets some pizza.
Peter Wiggin interviews, and Bernard is neither encouraging nor discouraging.
Then he went to bed, and I died of a combination of upset stomach, sleep deprivation, and poor internet connection.
More to come!
The interviews which killed Josie dead!
Night One!
Several nights ago, Bernard comes out of the staff quarters with a Quick Quotes Quill and a notepad that Fleur lent him. All interviews are assumed to be transcribed with these implements and looked over by both Bernard and Dionysus, ok?
Ok.
First to approach is Kibeth. She applies to be a bartender and mixes an impressive Green Demon. She then demonstrates her SOOPER MAGICKAL POWERS OMG. She also mortifies Holden by revealing that she was indeed the dog who slept with him all those times. No, not that way, you pervs!
Broom approaches and interviews for a custodial position. He is hired on the spot, but told that we do like it slightly dingy, so don't do too good of a job. :D
Holden comes up to say "Hi" and is promoted to bartender. :D The bar gives him a congratulatory cupcake, and everyone is very woobie. When Tonks arrives, Holden is adorably nervous.
Raph arrives and asks for some pizza. Holden is confused, and the two embark on the Neverending Conversation of Doom, in which New York, sewer alligators, and family are discussed, among other things. Raph also offers up his services as a bouncer. They talk about the applicants, and Todd's life is threatened. Bernard says "Not in this bar." Raph complies, grudgingly. Raph and Bernard bond. It's all very manly.
Ophelia does a fly-by glomping. Holden and Bernard bond in this thread too.
Ginny Weasley stops by and inquires about the nature of the universe and pizza.
Tonks stops by and is referred to as "Titanium Tits." Need I say more?
B-ko and A-ko accost Bernard for sake. They are terrifying. Both he and the bar disapprove. When Luke Skywalker arrives, they molest him trying to get sake. They fail. (This thread is too insane for me to even contemplate summarizing. It must be seen.)
Luke interviews, and is rather vague about his skills.
Penny gets some pizza.
Peter Wiggin interviews, and Bernard is neither encouraging nor discouraging.
Then he went to bed, and I died of a combination of upset stomach, sleep deprivation, and poor internet connection.
More to come!