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Beavis and Butt-Head enter for the night, looking to score.

They show up in time for Happy Hour, but Bernard refuses to hook them up with The Hard Stuff, so they settle for a giant plate of nachos instead. Of course, nothing is ever quite good enough for these two, so Beavis ends up face down in hot nacho goodness.
Anya is hot, and might Do It with them, but she's hanging out with that Dirty Harry dude. The Dark Rider gets mistaken for someone else as well.

The pair then meet Rool and Franjean and hijinks ensue. Upon discovering that the brownies can grant wishes, our boys wish for Hot Chicks With Big Knockers. Unfortunately, Butt-Head gets a facefull of magic powder instead. In thanks, he covers Rool in snot.

Butt-Head, now entranced by the brownies, focuses his attentions on Meg. Beavis is very irate at Butt-Head's conversion into a total wuss, and kicks Butt-Head in the 'nads, breaking the spell. They wander away.

Later, Dream is mistaken for someone else, at which point the Lord of Sleep knocks them the fuck out with his Endless powers, causing them to collapse in the middle of the floor where they remain for the rest of the night. Eventually (it is presumed) Dream left and they wandered back to Highland.