Emergency belated DE

[acts_of_gord]

Your pup has won a contest in which the grand prize is whatever he, she, or it can carry out of the store of his, her, or its choosing under his, her, or its own power in the space of fifteen minutes. Any store, any time frame, any planet. What store, and what do they grab?

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[innerbrat]

In before "my pup is superstrong/superfast and grabs everything"

^_^

[kali921.livejournal.com]

She-Hulk: would, no matter how many times people tell her that it isn't, be uncomfortable doing this. It'd feel too much like stealing. That said, she'd go to Male Models R Us and gather up men as fast as she could. She'd grab Hercules first. (He's not a model, but he'd be there for the purposes of narrative causality.)

Hawkgirl: would prefer a video store. She'd grab every single film that it's physically possible to put in shopping cart in the time allotted, focusing on foreign and classic films. She'd also get a yoga video for Carter because she wants to see the winged barbarian do the downward dog. She might even get him Wii yoga for fun.

Lockjaw: the local butcher shop closest to the Future Foundation building would be divested of a side of beef.

Siryn: her weakness, that she rarely acknowledges, is clothes. She'd fill up a cart from Barney's or Bergdorf's with clothing.

Black Mamba: electronics of the surveillance kind and a miniaturized arsenal of protective gear.

[spooky-lemur.livejournal.com]

Ben, in the interest of fairness, would not just pick up the store and walk away. He'd use a shopping cart and it'd likely be either a neighborhood deli/grocery or a high-end kitchen supply store.

Julie Finster says candy and nothing else.

Jessica Drew would raid a Sharper Image or go clothes shopping.

And I got nothing else.

[minkhollow]

ThinkGeek totally counts, right?

[death_gone_mad]

Amascut:Shopping trip to Ellen's world!

Actually, nukes a pretty heavy, and I doubt superstrength is in her powerset. But then there are things such as the Fat Man in the Falloutverse. She might be able to get away with a few, or at least forget the catapult and just take the mini-nukes. She can get someone to build her a launcher later.

Back when I was playing Evil Chicken more actively, I had a feeling he would jump at the chance to steal an ASHPD, even though he can teleport everywhere (besides his own dang homeworld). But yeah, not made for operation by chickens. And there probably aren't many walls that he could put a portal on at home.

Forgot to close my tags!

[death_gone_mad]

HEEEHEEE
Test Subject 042

[hey35andholding]

Clementine would love a makeup counter. Or a clothing shop. But she'd probably prefer a head shop, and she'd clean the place out of incense and pretty hookahs and water pipes (or, more likely, overload herself with greed, trip over the line with one bag of tobacco and blame her lousy luck).

Dixie would want someplaces frilly - maybe a lingerie shop. And she'd end up with a large pile of lacy frippery, 'cause she knows stealth and how to steal if she needs to survive.

[cameoflage.livejournal.com]

XD That's perfect. I remember that.

[wanderlustlover]

Edward really can't be bothered to care.



Except to feel sad for anyone's store that Alice might win that in.