That has been a question on my mind for a while, and the answers may be a) blindfolds/discreet pretending, b) cutting shirts off and sewing them on again--or requesting assistance, or c) much hand waving, which applies to both? The more run-on a sentence of mine is, the more it indicates that I have no idea. Any thoughts?

Cracky pups chained to Lecter would be hilarious, regardless .