Courtesy Phone and Postiversary

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Order the first: People who are confirmed going along with Lucas to New Pork City, here's the post for you. Settle in, babies, we're in for a long haul. Millitime/slowtimes/whatever we need to do will be liberally abused.

Order the second: It was seven years ago around this date that I brought a terrific athlete with a propeller cap, an underbite, and no arms into the bar. Nothing has been the same ever since. Thanks for all the crazy, Millipeoples!