Also, all the other structural problems that come with being an RPG: Like instant curatives that you activate by violently lobbing at people's heads.

Mine has sharks, tuna, lobsters, and swordfish that you can eat whole in one bite! Cake and pizza takes four bites, though. Bandaids have the same curative effect as food in some minigames, but they don't exist elsewhere in the game. Game Mechanics :D