ATTN: SIDIOUS-MUN

[miraielle.livejournal.com]

You have annoyed several of the Endless.

This was a bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad plan.

Expect to be played with shortly.

Thank you, that is all.

Comments

[surexit.livejournal.com]

0.o

I would tremble if I saw a message like that.

No, it does not make me want to poke the Endless and see what happens. Nope.

[saphyria.livejournal.com]

Expect to be played with shortly.

*ponders ponderously* Does that mean in a short while, or in a quick fashion that takes up a short amount of time? Curious.

And yes, I agree with kenovay. I would tremble. Of course, I'd already be trembling due to having heartily annoyed the Endless. That is a perilous position indeed.

[eternal-boy.livejournal.com]

::is terrofied and the message isn't even for one of her characters::

Isn't that like...game over? Instadeath? Like...you're Mario and the little dinosaur has abandoned you and the mushroom just landed on your head DEAD?

This keeps running in my head:

"Whom the gods should wish to destroy, they first make mad." ::thanks mental!Darien for that:: And I think I've been in Milliways too often when it finishes with: Whom the Endless should wish to destroy, they first politely inform...and then watch the absolutely useless flailing for amusement.

[apoetneedspain.livejournal.com]

Whom the Endless should wish to destroy, they first politely inform...and then watch the absolutely useless flailing for amusement

That, in itself, deserves a Milliquote. Unfortunately I'm not at home and the teacher's watching 'round the class and WAH *post*

[fairest1.livejournal.com]

*pulls on helmet and makes popcorn*

[vivien]

What happened?!? Wah, no time to look! Stooopid work!

(Fill me in tonight)

*loff*

[tropes.livejournal.com]

O_o

This is awfully melodramatic.

[blue_ajah]

On a separate note, I'm curious to see what's going to happen with Sidious's bodhisattva vow. That thread with Monkey made me laugh, and the image of a Sidious with a shaved head studying for enlightenment is ... I just have no words.

[joewithnoname.livejournal.com]

It's not entirely seperate...Sidious could call on Monkey when he's being destroyed.

Of course Monkey would show up and say... good job picking a fight with 7 of the 8 beings here I can't fight to a standstill, disciple, see you in another life.

(If you're wondering, the 8th is Bugs Bunny. Because Monkey can take anyone less powerful than Buddha, but I am certain who the winner of Bugs vs Buddha would be. Certain.)

[pjpettigrew.livejournal.com]

That quote should be posted on the bar, and read to all new patrons.

If they don't get it, they should then be shown Faustus's face hanging in the Security Office. And whatever wreckage is left of Sidious afterwards.

[fairest1.livejournal.com]

When Snow gets around to making up the brochure that outlines the basic Milliways FAQ, the quote will be included right along with answers to standard questions such as "Where am I?" "How the hell did I get here?" "What are the rules?" and "Is that cat drinking a martini or did I accidentally take a bad hit of acid?"

[mogget_cat]

(*makes note to have Yrael try a martini*)

[bloody-tired.livejournal.com]

*is DED of funny*

[apoetneedspain.livejournal.com]

That woud scare people away, or they'd never leave from staring at it.

And I currently can't decide which is worse.

[hooper-x.livejournal.com]

I love you, sir.

-hx, and yeah, I'm vaguely curious as to whether any of the endless could really get a handle on Bugs. Death, by her nature, could probably lick him, and probably Destruction. Other than that, they'd probably really irritate him, but even Desire itself would fall for the Bugs-In-A-Dress trick!

[miraielle.livejournal.com]

Um.... scuse me? You're indicating that the Endless couldn't handle Bugs Bunny?

*is... taken aback*

[hooper-x.livejournal.com]

With the exception of Death and Destruction, yeah, I'm indicating that.

He's *Bugs Bunny*. He almost always wins and is pretty much indestructible. They could intimidate him, irritate him, and possibly even eviscerate him, but for a little ol' rabbit he's shown pretty incredible abilities, by which I mean he can do anything he wants, so's long as it's funny.

Dream: OH I AM THE LORD OF DREAMS HERE ARE SOME NIGHTMARISH IMAGES TO TORMENT YOU!!!
Bugs: Eh, I can do that! *takes a pen, draws some monsters that chase Dream's across the horizon with much comical yelping*

Desire: I AM DESIRE INCARNATE DON'T YOU WANT TO BONE ME? I WILL MAKE YOU LUST AFTER THINGS YOU CAN NEVER HAVE!
Bugs: *puts on a dress*. Hey big boy. *flutters eyelashes*
Desire: WHOA MOMMA. *tongue rolls out, eyes go into little hearts, etc., falls over*.

Despair: Boo-hoo.
Bugs: WOO-HOO WOO-HOO WOO-HOO! *enters a set of antics the world has never seen before and likely will never see again, because this result would probably blow up the universe*
Despair: Oh, tee hee! I mean, um.... shit.

Delirium: Son! i CAn'T DeSTROY mY oWN BABEEEEEs.
Bugs: Mother! *hops into baby carriage, sucks pacifier, waits.*

Destiny: I HOLD THE FATE OF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE I KNOW ALL THINGS HEY WHERE DID MY CLOTHES GO WHY AM I INEXPLICABLY TURNING INTO A DUCK-CREATURE WITH A "SCREWBALL" FLAG FOR A TAIL?
*the camera pulls away from Milliways, away off into the infinite, where Bugs sits at a drawing board with an animation cel of Destiny.*
Bugs: Ain't I a stinker?

-hx, and really, I could probably come up with some argument that as long as *someone* in the universe remembers and laughs at Bugs, he's still "alive" in some sense, so theoretically even Death couldn't drop him without dropping herself, cause you know she thinks he's hilarious.

[fairest1.livejournal.com]

I have to agree . . . Bugs being more powerful than any of the gods here is pretty much a given, and Tim said he'd quit security if Bugs caused trouble, but I was under the impression that he ranked just below the Endless - powerful, but not to the degree of the Endless. Desire might fall for Bugs-in-a-dress, but willingly.

[hooper-x.livejournal.com]

And really, that's an image I kind of find utterly adorable.

ext: The End of Time.

Death is there. Nobody else is.

Enter Bugs, from a hole.

BUGS: You ready to go, sister?
DEATH: Soitenly!

They walk out of infinity, arm in arm, singing "It's A Long Way To Tipperary", Death pausing only briefly to hold the door open for Bugs before she flips the light switch.

Cue theme music, except this time, Death bursts through the logo.

DEATH: That's all, folks!

-hx

[hooper-x.livejournal.com]

But that's not funny.

-hx

[fairest1.livejournal.com]

But the Endless don't have a sense of humor!

[hooper-x.livejournal.com]

And that's why they'll lose!

:D

-HX

[anthy-rosebride.livejournal.com]

*approves of this logic*

[miraielle.livejournal.com]

Hey! They do too!

That doesn't mean Bugs would beat them, though. He is very definitely below the Endless. He doesn't even exist across universes.

[fairest1.livejournal.com]

I meant it more in "that kind of a sense of humor". Of course, no one other than a toon would have that kind of a sense of humor . . .

[lord-of-dreams.livejournal.com]

Belatedly:
The answer to your question is "Yes".