Friday DE

[bjornwilde]

Let's pretend your pup has a product with their name on it. What is the product? Does it have a slogan? Would the pup use the product? Or is it a service instead?

Comments

[feminine_menace]

YT's product would be special earbuds that dial down high-decibel eardrum-destroying sounds without muting out the critical aural inputs that a traffic thrasher needs for situational awareness.

The slogan would be "Save your hearing...so it can save you."

There are companies developing real-world versions of this product for soldiers, who often suffer from hearing loss and tinnitus from being exposed to gunfire noises but need to be able to hear in a combat situation so they can communicate and stay alert.

[have_no_mercy]

Tess: Uhhh...

Kylo: The rensaber.

[bjornwilde]

(Low hanging fruit, I know) Rollo's Magic Mushrooms: Because not every trip is by sea.

[feminine_menace]

Har!

[andinfluencepeople]

Chuck DOES -- well, Striker Eureka's name. These things vary from a Gatorade flavor he's not particularly fond of, to all sorts of children's toys (he plays with the bouncy balls now and then). For the most part he's not interested, and has gotten away with not doing a ton of advertising except when told to by PPDC PR folks (the last few years of his life this almost never happened-- they were far too busy). His favorite was a little dog tag dangle used as a ~*free gift*~ for donations to a humane society. Chuck + dogs = happy Jaeger pilot.


Joke product? Eh, probably some sort of microwave meal that would insure minimal need to stop working

[bjornwilde]

The idea isn't mine but from a tshirt.

[cottoncandypink]

Does having your own television show count?

If not, I could see Wilford putting his name on something like a bazooka.