ext_14849 ([identity profile] copperbadge.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] ways_back_room2004-07-16 09:48 pm

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So I was just locked out of my building for forty minutes.

*shakes one fist at the world and the other at himself and looks like a right fist-shaking idiot*

Apologies if I left anyone hanging, drinkless, or confused :D

Also, I find it amusing that a post on Back Room by Raph, about turtle porn, turned up this website in gmail's little read-the-email-and-show-links-associated-with-it thing:

www.fantasticboyfriends.com

Was it the turtles? Or the porn? *ponders*

[identity profile] goodnightjulia.livejournal.com 2004-07-16 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Definitely the porn. Gmail is like your mother, tries to fix you up with a nice *insert gender here* to distract you from your long days in front of the computer with nothing but Olay and Kleenex.

Hey, you think if you talk about those brands enough, you get fantasticboyfriends.com too?

[identity profile] goodnightjulia.livejournal.com 2004-07-16 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
OLAY OLAY OLAY KLEENEX KLEENEX KLEENEX

[identity profile] goodnightjulia.livejournal.com 2004-07-16 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
OLAY OLAY OLAY KLEENEX TURTLES KLEENEX KLEENEX LOTION TISSUE THE DISC TISSUES GODDAMMIT PORN LOTION LOTION

[identity profile] goodnightjulia.livejournal.com 2004-07-16 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Was it... tortoiseshell towel bars? That would be an ugly towel bar, indeed.

Note to self- lotion and tissue together triggers Scott bathroom tissues. Because god knows, I don't need the brain cells for something useful...

Olay sucks.

[identity profile] goodnightjulia.livejournal.com 2004-07-16 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Those things are a godsend, which is an ironic chocie of words, considering the RPG, but still.

Olay doesn't deserve good PR people! That, or gmail is prejudiced.
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[personal profile] mnt_raph 2004-07-16 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I swear I didn't do nothin'!