Monday DE: Life With A Monkey-Shaped Swizzle Stick In

[splash_of_blue]

Once again, I am forced to acknowledge the unpalatable truth: it's... Monday.

And on that note, alcohol!

Describe your character(s) in the manner of a cocktail recipe.

As a bonus, either invent a cocktail/mocktail for your character, or share an existing cocktail that they would enjoy.

Comments

[feminine_menace]

On a dare, mix one finger each of a random selection of well liquors in a tumbler.

Either garnish with a cocktail sword, a slice of orange, and a maraschino cherry

OR

Set on fire and allow to burn for ten seconds before blowing it out.

Then pound it back as fast as possible.