ext_32057 ([identity profile] bythebrook.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] ways_back_room2004-07-18 12:47 pm

Femmeslash Summary

*takes a deep breath - this is going to be a long one, folks*

At the beginning, Fleur is moody and horny, and she, Ophelia, Luna, and Kassandra sit around smoking and drinking, Fleur only in panties, Ophelia completely nude.

Akane and Crowley appear and discuss the dead angel.

Fleur and Crowley talk in French.

Evil veela tempting begins.

Fleur, Akane, and Luna get drunk, discuss France, and tackle each other.

In the meantime, in the bar, Ophelia has a nervous breakdown. Anthy is creepy, Kassandra is helpful, and it all sounds explicitly sexual.

Ophelia goes outside, where she joins the girls.

It all gets very confusing and splits into too many sub-threads, so they start a new one.

After some more smoking and drinking, which is all towards the beginning fo the thread and you can find it yourself, dammit, things begin to devolve and the entire thread gets very mixed up, so far as time is concerned, but I shall do my best to point out major threads.

Ophelia sings. Ophelia and Luna make out. Fleur burns Luna's clothing. Ophelia and Fleur lick each other. Kassandra joins the party. They do not fade to black. Ophelia is a screamer. Kassandra goes off to fuck Sirius, the lucky girl. Ophelia turns to Luna, which is spread all over the place, but finishes off here. Dionysus appears. Fleur jumps his bones. Ophelia, left alone with Dionysus, freaks out. Forget sounding explicitly sexual - it all is explicitly sexual.

Akane disappears: this gentle summarizer is not sure where to.

Meanwhile, back in the bar, the orgy gets reactions from Will, who should have covered his eyes, Desire, which is pleased with itself, Dionysus, who joins them, Hob, who can't sleep, Paul, who thinks it is disgusting, and Merriman, who is nonplussed.

Fleur goes to bed Luna talks to Door, who finds it all rather weird and says so, much to her mun's amusement, and Akane, who saw a circus but will get nookie later, we promise, and Dionysus. Ophelia is carried inside, but sneaks back outside.

Dream
finds it all rather disturbing and gives people clothing.



Erm. I think that's all. If I missed anything, respond and correct me.

Wow, that took almost an hour.
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*faints*

[personal profile] lyra_silver 2004-07-18 11:40 am (UTC)(link)
Ummmmmm. The things I miss when going to an Indigo Girls Concert.

[identity profile] darthrami.livejournal.com 2004-07-18 12:05 pm (UTC)(link)
*claps*
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[identity profile] wickedtrue.livejournal.com 2004-07-18 12:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh lord, as I read this, I say "oh, I did that? Really? Go dirty little me!" It's like a real drunken orgy! Notthativeeverbeentoonewhatitswhatiexpect. And, as I re-read, am struck by the fact it does look all my naughty little veela's doing. Oh, naughty veela!

*cackles off*

[identity profile] goodnightjulia.livejournal.com 2004-07-18 12:40 pm (UTC)(link)
*tries not to burst into laughter*

Oh, Lord. It's all so, so beautiful.

Good job, Lynette, I wasn't even going to attmept summerizing this monster. XDXDXD

Re: *faints*

[identity profile] goodnightjulia.livejournal.com 2004-07-18 12:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Why is it amusing to me that you missed a femmeslash orgy by going to a Indigo Girls concert?

[identity profile] sign-seeker.livejournal.com 2004-07-18 12:48 pm (UTC)(link)
You summarized the giant femmeslash tangle! I am most impressed. *giggles and claps*
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Re: *faints*

[identity profile] rymenhild.livejournal.com 2004-07-18 01:02 pm (UTC)(link)
One would think there would have been one there... picture the scene. Big outdoor theatre, blocked off by fences covered in tarp. I was sitting back behind the fences with all the people who didn't feel like paying for tickets. Every forty minutes or so a police officer would come around and say "You can't sit there during a concert," and we'd move away long enough for the police officer to disappear. About twenty students, mostly lesbians, in illegal seats behind an IG concert in a notoriously lefty college town... and nothing interesting happened at all.

Re: *faints*

[identity profile] goodnightjulia.livejournal.com 2004-07-18 01:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Were you all at least drunk? If you weren't, that was your problem.

I feel I may become an alcoholic because of Milliways. Damn.

[identity profile] kassandraloxias.livejournal.com 2004-07-18 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)
They didn't, actually. Kassandra and Sirius.

Come on, people, she's PTSD! Our lot just don't hop into bed, you know!


...we wibble and stall and make our partner do exercises in patience.