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muddypetticoats.livejournal.com) wrote in ways_back_room2004-07-18 05:41 pm
Animal Porn!
Okay, so not really completely, but that sure got your attention, didn't it? :D
Our story begins with Anthy and Chuchu watering their roses innocently.
The Milliways cow wanders in, looking for a midnight snack to nibble. Instead, she finds Chuchu.
It's love at first sight.
The Cow confesses a bit of an identity crisis, and Anthy kindly confirms that the cow is in fact female, thus sparing Dinner the Milliways Cow from the Blaise Zabini treatment.
A smitten Chuchu invites Dinner for a stroll around the lake, but Dinner is a little nervous about being caught up in the orgy.
Reassured that the orgy has since ceased, Dinner agrees to the walk, with the request that any eating not happen right away. Chuchu agrees, preferring courtship, and presents Dinner with a bouquet of roses. It all sounds rather explicitly sexual.
Anthy weaves Chuchu's roses into a crown for the cow to wear, and Dinner is 'udderly' enraptured. It all sounds even more explicitly sexual.
Anthy sets the lovestruck Chuchu onto the equally besotted Dinner's head, and the two lovebirds (lovemonkey and lovecow?) walk off into the sunset.
The two puppeteers then realize the full extent of their insanity in a series of OOC comments.
There was some other stuff involving Anthy/Akane and Anthy/Hob, but frankly, my brain is now melted, so I ain't touching the rest of the thread. Anthy-mun will be updating that in the comments of this post, I believe. :)
No animals were harmed in the making of this thread. In fact, they all liked it. Thank you, drive through.
Our story begins with Anthy and Chuchu watering their roses innocently.
The Milliways cow wanders in, looking for a midnight snack to nibble. Instead, she finds Chuchu.
It's love at first sight.
The Cow confesses a bit of an identity crisis, and Anthy kindly confirms that the cow is in fact female, thus sparing Dinner the Milliways Cow from the Blaise Zabini treatment.
A smitten Chuchu invites Dinner for a stroll around the lake, but Dinner is a little nervous about being caught up in the orgy.
Reassured that the orgy has since ceased, Dinner agrees to the walk, with the request that any eating not happen right away. Chuchu agrees, preferring courtship, and presents Dinner with a bouquet of roses. It all sounds rather explicitly sexual.
Anthy weaves Chuchu's roses into a crown for the cow to wear, and Dinner is 'udderly' enraptured. It all sounds even more explicitly sexual.
Anthy sets the lovestruck Chuchu onto the equally besotted Dinner's head, and the two lovebirds (lovemonkey and lovecow?) walk off into the sunset.
The two puppeteers then realize the full extent of their insanity in a series of OOC comments.
There was some other stuff involving Anthy/Akane and Anthy/Hob, but frankly, my brain is now melted, so I ain't touching the rest of the thread. Anthy-mun will be updating that in the comments of this post, I believe. :)
No animals were harmed in the making of this thread. In fact, they all liked it. Thank you, drive through.