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So, I've decided that Milliways needs a hookup/relationship chart. Do not ask why, but it must be done. By me.

So reply, telling me who your character(s) has/have hooked up with, or liked, or been in an orgy with, or... y'know, whatever.

Tell Zim!

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Well, Death's got a Desire-induced crush on John Constantine...

She's got it bad, and that ain't good.

Lyra and Anthy kissed once or twice.

Ros and Guil have been hiding out in their little ~~love nest~~ upstairs room and being otherwise antisocial.

Sirius: Has er...well, hooked up is the wrong word...consummated a relationship with Kassandra. Also kissed Lady Beatrice, once, and flirts with Death quite a bit. :D

Well, Jack's been away on a sail for a bit, but before he left, he had a fling with Fleur.

And that pirate flirts rather a lot, you know.

I know you know this, but...
Tonks -- ridiculous crush on Aziraphale, followed by an (apparently)actual relationship with Charlie. Although no actual "hooking up" has occurred. Yet.

Gil loves everybody or would if they'd let him - I think it's the horns! Or maybe the tail. Perdita kissed him if that counts?

Was it a kiss or just a kiss?

Oh ....just a kiss. Sorry, false alarm.

Uh... Liz/Bartleby, I have been informed, does not count. And it was only a couple of kisses, anyway.

Bartleby/Fool, however, does. Although there are large problems there.

There was actual mouth-to-mouth kissage involved in Liz/Bartleby. Therefore, for my purposes, it counts.

Fleur has done:

Captian Jack Sparrow
Desire
Ophelia
Kassandra
Luna (by proxy? kinda?)
Bernard Mickey Wrangle

I had to think a bit to make sure, but very sure that's it.

You slut.

Wait, did you even kiss Luna? I dunno, I think I have to count her, because, y'know, Orgy... but I'm not sure she fits into ANY of the categories I was thinking of.

You forgot one, but I won't tell you which, because it will make you twitchy.

Lessee... the primary two among my characters are:

Peter/Elizabeth
Dinner/Chuchu

Mat hasn't been around long, but he's a mad flirt and has far too much testosterone. Just give him time. He's flirted with Meg and Tere so far, but nothing major.

And no, Bartleby/Liz does NOT count. That was practically date rape, not a hookup. >

Just saw the above comment. If liplocking is the criterion, I guess Bartleby/Liz does count. But I would like to note that it was alcohol-induced, and decidedly squicky. *nods*

But Liz kissed him back, at first!

Oh my goodness, most confusing chart EVER. I die.

Poor baby, we have to find hims a Tumnus.

Kassandra:

Shite.

Aziraphael & Crowley
Luck
Lucifer
Ophelia
Fleur(?)
Sirius

I think Liz will not be pleased. *grins*

Crowley: one kiss, with Aziraphale. Er, two, if on the cheek counts.

Does wingsmut count?

Holycrap, forgot Dionysus. How could I forget that one? Realized it the instant you said it.

Yes, she is, isn't she? Isn't great?

Well, Luna's live jail bait, so she wanted to stay away, but Ophelia was holding her breast while Fleur did some naughty things, so...maybe? Thoughts?

wingsmut TOTALLY counts.

I amended slightly in an addendum comment. :)

Liz kissed back at first, but it should be noted that she'd been being pumped with alcohol for some time. She noted in a following journal entry that it wasn't reciprocated. She'd had enough to drink that if he'd succeeded in coaxing her upstairs, regardless of whether she said, "All right, let's go", it would have qualified as rape.

That's why I don't count it as a hookup, but yes, they did kiss. :)

Fleur is not the sluttiest in the bunch. This must be fixed! *goes off to do someone proper*

I think I may just need to add "In three-way/orgy together" as a category.

I'll think about that one. Perhaps, once I get everyone's responses, I'll decide this is the worst idea ever and drop it. But Milliways has strange effects on people.

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