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ways_back_room2005-05-03 09:14 am
lvpd_sidle) wrote in ways_back_room2005-05-03 09:14 am
The Bachelorette Party Summary
[Note: I'm assuming that all involved made it safely back to Milliways in time to detox and get some sleep before the wedding. Also, red is apparently the new black since it appears only Faith and Sara get through the night without blushing.]
Mel tells Sara and Ace about the differences between what she knows as New York, and the Las Vegas they're currently in.
Claire and Sara briefly talk about Vegas, then Claire acquires drinks and lap dances for the bride to be.
Ace and Sara trade Gaston horror stories. Faith wins at everything with tying him up with her bra. Sara and Ace offer to be backup if Faith needs to remove his testicles.
Faith and Sara talk shop about how Sara reserved the club at such short notice, and Sara has opportunity to imagine Connor naked. Faith appropriately reaffirms her claim to him.
Sara then demonstrates her inability to watch what she says around Ace, which ensures her next birthday will be memorable.
Svava and Ace admire the scenery.
Svava asks Snow White whether or not such a place like Chippendales is normal.
Snow provides a tipsy Ace with fodder for her imagination. Tim should enjoy their wedding night.
And finally, Alanna and Ace discuss the merits of oily boys.
The moral of the story is--well, there is no moral. Enjoy.
Mel tells Sara and Ace about the differences between what she knows as New York, and the Las Vegas they're currently in.
Claire and Sara briefly talk about Vegas, then Claire acquires drinks and lap dances for the bride to be.
Ace and Sara trade Gaston horror stories. Faith wins at everything with tying him up with her bra. Sara and Ace offer to be backup if Faith needs to remove his testicles.
Faith and Sara talk shop about how Sara reserved the club at such short notice, and Sara has opportunity to imagine Connor naked. Faith appropriately reaffirms her claim to him.
Sara then demonstrates her inability to watch what she says around Ace, which ensures her next birthday will be memorable.
Svava and Ace admire the scenery.
Svava asks Snow White whether or not such a place like Chippendales is normal.
Snow provides a tipsy Ace with fodder for her imagination. Tim should enjoy their wedding night.
And finally, Alanna and Ace discuss the merits of oily boys.
The moral of the story is--well, there is no moral. Enjoy.