DE: Question Everything. Why?

[bjornwilde]

Somehow, your character finds themselves in one of the Milliways bathroom stalls with a writing implement and are compelled to write something. I don't know why, maybe it was the Hoodlum brand catsup packets. What do they write?

Comments

[tire_moi_mes_bottes]

I feel that the men's room will soon be home to a ~loving shrine~ to Victor Hugo. In fact, I'm surprised it isn't already. Come on, Bossuet, Bahorel, what have you guys been waiting for? Given the state of canon puncture, here's a (suitably offensive for a bathroom) double dactyl.

Bippity boppity
Old Victor Hugo, he
Writes about Waterloo,
Whores, and police.

Somewhere in all of this
Miserability
Can't a poor student just
ShRest here in peace?

[batyatoon]

yaaaaay double dactyls

[tire_moi_mes_bottes]

every time i write a double dactyl i regret everything

[batyatoon]

what? Why?

The only thing I've ever regretted after writing a double dactyl is my chronic inability to find a suitable six-syllable word for the second verse.