DE: Question Everything. Why?

[bjornwilde]

Somehow, your character finds themselves in one of the Milliways bathroom stalls with a writing implement and are compelled to write something. I don't know why, maybe it was the Hoodlum brand catsup packets. What do they write?

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[adiva_calandia]

Σώσουν ένα άλογο, βόλτα καουμπόι!

A w-('u')-w Kilroy Was Here from Beverly.

From Nita:

a little thing, the quantity of an hazel-nut, in the palm of my hand; and it was as round as a ball. I looked thereupon with eye of my understanding, and thought: What may this be? And it was answered generally thus: It is all that is made.

We used to have a bathroom post that was just entirely IC graffiti -- I guess that must have been on LJ. Do we have one on DW?

[bjornwilde]

It does look like it made it here, stall_ways , but it is sadly empty.

[mjolnir_retriever]

FOUND IT. I knew I had it memoried somewhere!

http://balletrat.livejournal.com/26335.html

[batyatoon]

I was JUST looking for this. \o/

[mojitoing]

I still love that post.

[shadowandsnark]

You, minion, are too saucy.

[salty_witch]

The price of getting what you want, is getting what you once wanted.

Or...

There once was a Sidhe from Dover, who loved it most bent over...

[batyatoon]

Scrawled underneath:

There once was a Child of Oberon
Who picked just one day to be sober on;
From strong drink he would fast
On September the last,
And then drink like a fish from October on.

(... I wrote that almost twenty years ago for the Gargoyles fandom and it is creepily, wrongly applicable to the Luidaeg's canon.)

[no_more_hiding]

(blink, blink...wow. Eerie! Same mun, different journal.)

[batyatoon]

(Right? Like a fish was the bit that made me stop typing and go "oh, augh.")

[tire_moi_mes_bottes]

I feel that the men's room will soon be home to a ~loving shrine~ to Victor Hugo. In fact, I'm surprised it isn't already. Come on, Bossuet, Bahorel, what have you guys been waiting for? Given the state of canon puncture, here's a (suitably offensive for a bathroom) double dactyl.

Bippity boppity
Old Victor Hugo, he
Writes about Waterloo,
Whores, and police.

Somewhere in all of this
Miserability
Can't a poor student just
ShRest here in peace?

[batyatoon]

yaaaaay double dactyls

[tire_moi_mes_bottes]

every time i write a double dactyl i regret everything

[batyatoon]

what? Why?

The only thing I've ever regretted after writing a double dactyl is my chronic inability to find a suitable six-syllable word for the second verse.

[death_gone_mad]

We are all mistakes. Woe to us who are doing something about it.

[merryeccentricities]

In very large, painstakingly legible block letters:

WASH
YOUR
HANDS
BEFORE LEAVING THE BATHROOM

[tu_vas_triompher]

BAHOREL IS A LAWYER appears one day in what appears to be Lesgle's handwriting, but Lesgle swears innocence.

[clayforthedevil]

POLAND WAS A LAWYER appears somewhat incoherently a little while later.

[tire_moi_mes_bottes]

POLAND WASBAHOREL'S MOTHER IS A LAWYER

That one's definitely Lesgle's handwriting.

[i_am_your_host]

For a good time, call ME!

[death_gone_mad]

By the way, who wants to pester muji by doing a mass joining of stall_ways and scribbling all over those nice clean walls?

Good idea? [yes/yes/hell yes]

[tu_vas_triompher]

god yes

[river_meimei]

yesssssssssss

I've already applied for it, and if someone else doesn't get there first (feel free to get there first!) I am HAPPY to start up a graffiti post as soon as I'm accepted to the comm. >:D

[i_am_your_host]

Joined!

[bjornwilde]

This just made me pause to consider who of my pups would be most likely to do graffiti. Then Selina rolled her eyes at me and said, "Duh!"

I am now envisioning all the odd and out of the way places she had to have left her mark. = ]

[fairy_fixit]

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[last_kallig]

A take off on the quote found here about the paradox of the lightsaber.

"A lightsaber is an unusual tool. The blade is round, it has no edge. Yet, by its very nature it is nothing BUT edge. No part of the blade does not cut. That is the paradox of the lightsaber, and the paradox of power."