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[doc-lecter.livejournal.com]

How to clean the stalls in the men's room of Milliways:

1) Put both lids up and add 1/8th cup pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2) Pick up the not!Cat and soothe him while you carry him to the bathroom.

3) In one smooth movement, put the not!cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may want to stand on the lid.

4) The not!cat itself will agitate and make ample suds. Nevermind the noises that come from the toilet, the not!cat is actually enjoying this.

5) Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash" and "rinse."

6) Have someone open the front doors. Be sure there is nothing breakable between the stall and the front doors.

7) Stand behind the toilet and quickly lift both lids.

8) The not!cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bar and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9 Both the commode and the not!cat will be clean.

(Based on an email my dad sent me)

Comments

[friggin-gift.livejournal.com]

*DIES AND IS DED*

[guppy_sandhu]

*giggles*
*a lot*

[asar-suti.livejournal.com]

Depends on which not!cat you use.

Some might be clever enough to turn around and come at you for REVENGE...

[minkhollow]

Except, you know, if you tried that with Yrael he'd likely go Nuclear Fission Kitty on you... XD

[nita_callahan]

*BOOM*

No more men's room.

Oops.

[accessobrian.livejournal.com]

I've got a painter behind me, so I didn't want to start laughing outwardly lest he think me strange.
So, I started to laugh inwardly.
Me thinks I should have laughed outwardly.
Am in agony, and I think the painter thinks I've got some form of epilepsy.

[fairest1.livejournal.com]

But then you'd need a mop and squeegee to clean up the mess between the toilet and the door. And clean up the rest of the stall . . . and find some way to stop the not!cat from eating your liver while you were still alive.