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Also?

Josie kept referring to the random nameless badguys as 'Death Eater number five'.

And a little voice in my head which sounds remarkably like Batya said "You know, that scans really well to 'Love Potion Number Nine.'

So, I present to you a filk.

Went to a castle on a Dover hill
On a rescue mission for Tonks and Bill
We all went in armed and we all got out alive
But the same can’t be said of Death Eater Number Five

Gunslingers, a Slayer, an angel too,
Voldemort’s minions were just so much goo
Faith stabbed Lucius, and Raven plucked out his eye,
But he had more luck than Death Eater Number Five

They all wore hoods and masks so they all looked the same
None of them lived long enough to be given a name
(And even the ones who lived were all horribly maimed)
As super villains go, these guys are really lame.

Tonks and the baby, well, they’ll be all right
Bill and Fleur got healed and called it a night
And everybody’s glad that they made it home alive
And nobody’s weeping over Death Eater Number Five

As super villains go, these guys are really lame.

Tonks and the baby, well, they’ll be all right
Bill and Fleur got healed and called it a night
And everybody’s glad that they made it home alive
And nobody’s weeping over Death Eater Number Five
Death Eater Number Five
Death Eater Number Five