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[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

WAH Paul don't you dare kill that kitten.

ETA: Wah. Thank you.

(Peter, perhaps you should give Paul a kitten as his present so he leaves Neb alone :D)

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[aj_crawley]

*shrieks in horror*

[weallscream.livejournal.com]

Mwahaha.

Eeexcellent.

That's it.

Now form an angry mob. You know you want to.

[pjpettigrew.livejournal.com]

Peter doesn't feel like joining an angry mob.

Would Paul like a kitten? If Paul-mun can assure me that Paul will not hurt it, Peter would get him one and give it to him ASAP. Well, as soon as Tonks, armed with a description of the desired kitten and Peter's money, can get to the Magical Menagerie in Diagon Alley, Peter being Bound.

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

She could get him an ickle vampire kitten :D

[pjpettigrew.livejournal.com]

I was thinking of a Kneazle--cat-like in appearance, but larger and sturdier than a normal cat, highly intelligent (as in "thinks like a person") and capable of detecting unsavoury or undesirable people/behaviour. A Kneazle kitten would know if Paul was about to do anything unpleasant to it before he even did anything.

[weallscream.livejournal.com]

But...by that reasoning wouldn't Paul's Kneazle kitten hate him? He is evil...

[weallscream.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...actually, I think Paul would probably prefer some sort of quintessential old time-y boy gift like a choo choo train or, um...help me out here, I'm not a boy...nothing baseball related though. And it's really more about the packaging than the gift (which he will probably smash [gleefully] by the end of the day [so maybe something meant to be smashed?]).

Paul wouldn't conciously hurt a cat, but he really isn't stable enough to care for something living all by himself. He also exists in three separate dimensions (Milliways, Hob's Head [the past], and the hospital [both the hospital present and Swedenborgian, so four], and that's probably not really healthy for a living creature to have to deal with.

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

I did feel bad for poor Paul when he said he was just patting the cat. *patpats kitty*

What about one of those scouting toys that's a compass and binoculars and magnifying glass all in one? Cheap and easy to smash, and suitably Boylike.

[bobby-gadling.livejournal.com]

Aw, Sam's a big softie at heart. Even if he did, you know, have his character let Paul carry Hob's kitten away to almost certain death. XD

[veryvorkosigan]

Paul and Hob are breaking my heart into itty bitty bits, right now.

Just so you know.

[weallscream.livejournal.com]

Eeeexcellent.

[veryvorkosigan]

Well, yes.

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

That was a very calculated character move. :D Sirius was worried, but he saw how carefully Paul was carrying him, and assumed that Hob had, for some reason, momentarily entrusted Paul with his care.

[veryvorkosigan]

Also, Sam? I have now had "Don't Kill That Kitten" (to the tune of Duane Elms's "Don't Push That Button") running in my head all day.

"Don't kill that kitten! Jesus, Paul,
Don't kill that kitten! Damn it all!
You know that Hob will lose it, you don't know what he'll do,
I wouldn't hurt that fuzzy little thing if I were you..."