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Meta!Crack summary
I am Insane. But we knew that, because I participated in the insanity.
Crack and Entrances
It starts when Yrael and Svava, being exploratory, come across a door in the bar they've never seen before. Naturally, they open it. Yrael is intrigued by the blue drink. Quin greets them, confused. Svava and Yrael comment on the words "plz help" and "trapped inna box", and then on the page refreshing. Quin sees Val, to her consternation, and Yrael and Svava helpfully offer to go with Quin to say hi.
Meanwhile, Adiva also spots Yrael and Svava, and welcomes them with ellipses. Shati drops an anvil from the ceiling, which earns a reprimand from Adiva, who is joined by Phoenix, and then Rym (the poor girl is having an allergy attack. Yrael gives her his handkerchief). Svava is confused by Phoenix's shirt, and asks why the muns have never been seen in the bar. Phoenix explains that we're not allowed, and that we have tea in the Back Room. Gen joins them with cocoa.
Molly (who is not Snow) confuses Svava and Yrael with the word meta, which prompts Princess Bride quoting (and a brief discussion of language). She apologizes for Millie's doll, saying "It broke us too!", which prompts eyeing from Star and Svava. Millie herself appears. Molly gives her a Beanie Baby and chocolate, which seems to satisfy her. Molly explains to Svava that we're limited to the Back Room, then asks her to get a few items from the Bar. Bar is not amused -- she won't take PayPal.
Saphie flails about the possibility of any redheads appearing. Svava is confused. Molly is smug, because she's mean to her pups. Andy is assured that she isn't one of the redheads Saphie's worried about.
Viv wishes that Tom were around. Svava wonders. Tom, hidden under an Invisibility Cloak, smirks.
Lynne is glad that neither Svava nor Yrael has a good reason to hate her. The one-eyed Lucius Malfoy might, though. Saphie takes advantage of his lack of peripheral vision to kick him and run. Meanwhile, Raven appears and insists that his mun needs sleep to write him properly. Sariel gets deja vu from Lynne.
Puck makes an entrance, which gives Adiva trouble. Duo checks on her, and Shati gives him toast. Adiva flails. Meanwhile, Yrael threatens to throw Puck inna lake. It's not clear whether Andy thinks that Puck is Elijah Wood or just Puck, but either way, it results in Puck licking her. Parrot!El Vago snarks at Puck, and Bansh quotes Shakespeare at him.
The Littlest Loompa comes into the wrong room, flees, and Star giggles.
Jez the not'redhead has cookies that she's protecting from 'Bert. Adiva and Shati both steal cookies, nonetheless. So does 'Bert. Lilly appears and introduces herself toShati Joe Wales. Hans and Harpswell Coffin Joe Wales Shati sticker each other, twirl each other, and come to some startling conclusions about their own reality, or lack thereof, before moving on to the subject of fire. Jez wants to know if Shati is a "creepy thing o' roses." (She's not.) Lilly would like some cookies from Jez, but she's out of them.
Madb isn't that surprised that Svava and Yrael are the ones to find the Back Room. She makes the mistake of mentioning that she knows Astarael, and wails for Star to come bail her out. Star obligingly appears, and Yrael gives them both autographs. Rym introduces herself to Madb, and Madb starts listing the drinks they could have to deal with all this. Mordred appears, informs them they're going to be very drunk, and vanishes. Molly joins them. Saph joins Madb, and she, Madb, and Molly hide in the blanket fortress from their pups. Campbell Alexander appears and tangoes with Madb.
Rue enters, staring. Batya welcomes her, and they discuss her hat. River also discusses the hat. Batya apologizes to her. Simon appears, and is protective. Meanwhile, Rue enjoys Svava's name, and El Vago steals her hat.
Saro, reading up on fireworks, meets Svava.
Look, another pup! Val the pup enters, tailed by Artoo and Threepio, is fangirled by Rue and joked at.
Mir insists that this isn't her fault. Saphie agrees, but Shati doesn't. Yrael points out that it could have been Saph's, to his confusion. Mir glomps Svava and informs her that she has music for her. Star is delighted at the glompage.
Adiva becomes overthreaded, overpinged, and overtired, and flees.
Wash enters. Madb squees. Ace follows him, and Phoenix squees. Molly glomps and gives him plastic dinos.
Ron enters. Saphie panics, but Andy assures her that Ron's nice. She proves it by running up to say hi. Ron is confused and a little unnerved by her. Quin also says hi, and Ron wonders why there are so many girls with glasses in here.
Karen (or Countess, whichever) doesn't notice any of this, as she's engrossed in Harry Potter and the Halfblood Prince.
Quin and Jill discuss Mark and his camera, and Val the pup meets her mun.
Another pup -- Raph this time, carrying a Zach Braff mask. Anita immediately fangirls. Andy glomps. Penny-mun also glomps.
Thursday Next, Campbell Alexander, and Judge enter, and Judge recognizes his mun.
Andy, reading her pup's canon, flees (making sure to save her ice cream).
Kitty recognizes that she probably doesn't want to know, but interrogates Quin about it anyway. She attempts to do the same with Molly, but Molly leaves a cartoon-style Molly-shaped hole in the wall. Nny, giggling, takes partial credit for Milliways, but not for what's happened to Kitty while there.
Parrot!El Vago and Rue discuss Gorlim and hismun soulbond.
Biff is looking for his mun, Andy, because he hasn't been well-laid enough of late. Molly insists it's not her fault, but Biff threatens to sing a) Britney Spears or b) Bananaphone at her in any case. Saphie can't help with finding Andy, but can help with the getting laid part (she doesn't believe in underwear). Rue also doesn't help with finding Andy, but sings Chinese tonguetwisters. Biff approves.
Kurt bamfs in. Saro melts all over because KURT. Eliza also stares.
Saph, relieved that her pup is gone, enters. Svava greets her, and Saph flees her after a moment. Aspen introduces herself, and they discuss Saph's lack of control over Yrael. AfterMoiraine Aspen mentions rum, they both go in search of more alcohol. Gramarye gives Saph tea, and they discuss the many reasons Merriman will smite them both. Rym joins them. Karen wonders who caused all this chaos, and Saph flees.
Eliza meets Artoo and Threepio.
The Kid (no, the other one) has trouble with the Back Room not being wheelchair accessible.
Penny wanders in curiously.
Trillian comments on the improbability of all this, and says hi toShort One Rue.
Dean, on hotel Internet, gets a Rue, and is glomped by Hans.
Oh look, another gunslinger. Cuthbert gives him cookies. Star glomps him, which gives us -- for a wonder -- off-balance!Alain!
Tucker enters, and ignores his mun.Rue The Punslinger confuses him.
Rue The Punslinger enters.
Fallon protests being inna Back Room. Dean and Rue are not very helpful.
Mark films, but is out of battery.
Havelock is watching. Silently. Parrot!El Vago Does Not Talk to him. Merc eyes him.
Diana enters, and hopes her pups won't find her.
Wes enters, to the distress of his mun. Parrot!El Vago fills him in on what he's missed -- "Bicep licking, redtext, and a tea party."
Jenna enters, and is immediately accosted by her pup, who claims that he is not a manwhore. Jenna's other pups commiserate. Claire disagrees with that, and the two muns and their pups begin arguing about how much sex the muns get the pups. Jenna promises Charlie that sex with a woman will happen (Claire hopes it's her. She points out certain canon points, and Jenna replies, "Yes. Well. Canon happens.") Meanwhile, Tony points out that at least Charlie is getting sex. Viv pouts that she doesn't get to meet her character (although there is someone sneaking around in an invisibility cloak). Charlie asks her to talk some sense into Jenna re: crack plots (Viv says she can't do anything, sorry), and then threatens his mun when she insists on using naked icons. Saph agress with Jenna that it is a very nice backside. There is discussion of naked fanart (Jenna has none of Charlie). Charlie dislikes not being in control of his life. Eventually, Charlie forgives Jenna.
Kate is being accosted by her pups. Jenna glomps her and offers herself as a scapegoat for Liam-woe, and manages to get the pups to chill out. Jack Sparrow enters. Jenna passes out (does anyone blame her?). Jack steals a kiss from her, nonetheless. Kate and Jack drink some rum, and Kate steals a toast. Jack steals a kiss. Blue handed!Saph (I do NOT want to know) gives Jack rum. This makes Jack happy! And he kisses her. Thoroughly. Elsethread, Havelock offers Kate assistance, in the form of a dagger. Diana would offer assistance, but she's being chased by Venkmangirl.
Venkmangirl enters. Diana flees. Peter pursues and runs into Epona, whose pup appears and gives chase. The pups assault their muns. Epona pleads Narrative Causality and Demands of Drama, and Diana seconds.
Tony, late for the party, is accosted by Sawyer. (Jenna points out that Charlie was her idea. Sawyer and Claire get into an involved relationship-type argument that breaks Claire. Katie makes Sawyer fix her pup. Jenna and Katie discuss -- again -- sex, with Sawyer and Claire) And then Tony is assaulted by Sawyer. Claire brings him frozen peas, but has some things of her own to discuss. Going alphabetically from A is for Anthy. Tony hopes none of his pups find out about upcoming plot plans. Kate is suspicious, but too busy running from her pups to pry the information out of him. Claire and Tony remind each other that Claire loves Sawyer, and that they shouldn't forget it. Meanwhile, Jess and Tony discuss parenthood and raising girls. Heather, a member of the Tony Mockers of America, thwaps him (Alyssa does the same with a whifflebat), then hides from Alanna, which works ever so well, of course. Corwin enters and is glomped. Sawyer wants a Tony Mockers of America button, and he and Heather have an under-the-table conversation that involves Sawyer's clothes disappearing.
Heather is Not Here. Nor is Cati, or Diana. Fleur, on the other hand, is emphatically here, and thinks Heather is too.
Cati, like so many others, is avoiding her pups. Like that'll work. Wes is certain it's her fault. Kyle runs up and clings to her, and they get into a long involved ramble. Inyri thinks that she ought to know Cati, and tells her not to meddle. Sarah throws glitter with an absolutely hpynotic icon. Tahiri joins the conversation when her mun isn't clear enough. After Cati tells Tahiri what crack is, Sarah takes over again.
Cyg has some trouble believing that he's actually in the Back Room, but Saph assures him it's true.
Kyle hopes she won't meet Wes. Which means, of course, that she does. She takes advantage of the situation bytaking advantage of Wes glomping and fangirling him.
Amy is aggressively offered a cookie by Raven. Meta!Raven, it turns out, is hyper and a sex fiend. Innit biology wonderful? Cyg and Amy decide that the world is clearer through the bottom of a glass, and discuss fashion and pups.
Jess and Archie enter. Saph is forced to inform them that Svava already left. The three discuss control, or lack thereof, over pups, before being joined by Star. Archie lets her wear his hat and glomp him and is all very cute. Jen and Jason come say hi to Archie and Jess (although Jason is also soon involved with Saph, Jenn, and Madb) and Jason rather intimidates Jess.
Tracy knew she shouldn't have asked. Jenna glomps her, and they stare at each other's icons for a while. Charlie drops in, and gets scritched behind the ears. David turns up to object. Jenna fangirls David rather. Elsethread, Jenna also gets scritched by Tracy, and then [expletive deleted]ed.
Lynne objects to her pup dragging her back into the Back Room. Raven gives her a cookie to make up for it.
Jenn needs more coffee.
Sarah meets her pup, and "it all comes back to the stories."
DOOM
Oh look, it's a Roland. Shati immediately clicks at him, to a rebuke from Rue and a wondering from Mir. Meanwhile, Lilly approaches, introduces herself to Mir. Roland and Mir eye each other while Lilly fills Roland in on comic cons. Roland suspects this all has something to do with Anthy, who innocents at them. Jo slaps her. Shati gets annoyed, because that's her pup, dangit!
Meanwhile, Sweeney notices her pup. Shati cheerfully informs Roland that Sweeney is "Stephen King's Twinner." Gramarye hides Sweeney, and they discuss the reasons their pups have for killing them. Adiva stares at Roland rather. Jez fangirls (from a distance -- smart girl). Phoenix swears. Gen and Batya agree that they're in trouble, while Roland is not being glomped. Zoidberg, surprisingly enough, doesn't get shot. And Aspen? Breaks out the tea. She's quickly joined by Jez, Batya, Shati, Gen, Sweeney, and Adiva. Roland is -- er -- very Roland about the news that all the young women gathered around him are storytellers. 'Bert joins them to not'save them from the Mean Old Man, and Sweeney tries to run. Aspen stops her. Roland tells her to sit, which she does with much trembling. Adiva offers moral support, Shati looks guilty, and Cuthbert is -- well -- Cuthbert. Batya is overthreaded, and Gen's connection dies. A few tags later, she's back, and is stapled. Adiva leaves, shortly followed by Roland. During the teaparty, fangirling occurs, and Aspen introduces the teaparty to Cuthbert. Jez introduces herself as the Kas-ka-ka-mai -- the writer of the ka-mai, AKA Cuthbert-mun. Val the mun also fangirls the ka-mai.
There is redtext. You may now flee in horror. Unless you're Quin, who is not scared (though Rue is). Jo also freaks because REDTEXT. Star tries to blame Nyar on leftover Chinese food. Nyar is not amused, and hugs her. Mir squees, because it's Pretty Pretty Princess Nyarlathotep! . . . So Nyar drags her off to a FTB. At Mir's mention of Merlin, Gramarye tries to hush her. Next in our list of what NOT to do upon seeing the Lord of Nightmares is Phoenix, who takes a swing at him with her copy of Harry Potter. Molly has the more sensible reaction of "Meep." Saph tries not to think of a violinist and gets an invasive kiss for her troubles. Andy doesn't know why Nyar wasn't invited. Rym flees. Viv thinks Nyar is cute, and giggles.
The main action occurs after Aspen inadvertantly attracts Nyarlathotep's attention. Shati tries to distract him, which means Rue has to try and save her, in turn. Nyar catches them both and licks Shati, prompting her to slap him. Which leads to another FTB. Gen, upon seeing Nyar, acts like Will and gets petted and kissed for her troubles. She flees at the first opportunity. Aspen, meanwhile, points out to Nyarlathotep that though she can't call Moiraine, if Nyar hurts her, he'll never see Moiraine again. Nyar tries to drag her away for a FTB, and Aspen calls out for the Light's help. And it comes. As Moiraine and Nyarlathotep discuss his presence, Shati expresses her distate at the level of trust in their relationship. Nyarlathotep -- er -- well, it involves swords. Roland enters, while Jez and Rue watch Shati, horrified. Moiraine is afraid for Roland, for the girls, Madb is afraid for her own brain, and Max Evans is Not Listening. Roland offers Moiraine and Nyarlathotep wine, while Aspen runs, Shati continues to be impaled, and Rue "Eeeeee"s. Aspen returns with the seal that banished Nyarlathotep last time, and presses it into his claws. It works. Moiraine moves off to help Shati and Rue, Roland leaves, and Shati understandably bursts into tears. Jez goes running to greet Morpheus. After Moiraine and Morpheus comfort Aspen, Jez, Shati, and Rue some, they leave. Shati takes the meta to new levels. Madb enters, and all five girls drift off to sleep, with some Shakespeare filk in the distance.
Mods
Meg appears, looking modly. Svava blames Yrael, and Saph agrees vigorously. Mike sweeps her off her feet and is rather explicitly sexual, while elsethread he is glomped Andy, who has a nice, slightly mad conversation with him about ice cream and jerky. Kurt apologizes to Meg 'cause he's Kurt and overly nice. Ace thinks Meg is the Landlord, and has some searching questions about the bar and the bar's cocoa.Snow Molly insists she's innocent. Puck also innocents about and hits on Meg.
Bernard enters. Josie glomps him. And snogs him. Shati informs Bernard that Josie wants to lick his bicep. Rue gives him Camels. Mir has character bleed. Star announces her love and does not glomp him. Megpings pins Bernard to the wall. Raph snarks at Bernard and makes his head explode. Molly gives him Woody Woodpecker glasses and twinkies, and they discuss the book. Josie pops into that thread (or has she just been snogging Bernard this whole time?) to say that Molly can get a book from the Bar.
Be afraid. Josie is inna Back Room, and looking to suspend people. Rue volunteers. Molly shrieks and flees. Meg advises that they ride it out, and Josie uses all her icon wiles -- to no avail. Star offers a drink. Shati blames Becca, and Josie obligingly suspends her. Shati flees. Quin gets onto the list. Saph protests her innocence. Viv pets Josie.Duo Adiva glomps Josie before fleeing.
The angel enters. Nny hides. Josie introduces herself, and Az accidentally tries to pick her up. Sariel wonders if Rue is Zephkiel. Raven wonders if the Back Room is always this easy to find, and he and Az discuss ducks and their nuclear capabilities.
Nny enters, singing quietly, and bemoaning timezones. Saph, of course, would like it made clear that this is Not Her Fault. Lynne, laying cookie bait for Raven, offers some to Nny. Anthy offers curry. As there is no response to that one, we can only assume Nny wisely fled in terror.
The End
Raguel can't enter the Back Room. He'd end up smiting us all.
HOLY FUCK I DID IT. And it's even organized. Someone give me a crown.
Crack and Entrances
It starts when Yrael and Svava, being exploratory, come across a door in the bar they've never seen before. Naturally, they open it. Yrael is intrigued by the blue drink. Quin greets them, confused. Svava and Yrael comment on the words "plz help" and "trapped inna box", and then on the page refreshing. Quin sees Val, to her consternation, and Yrael and Svava helpfully offer to go with Quin to say hi.
Meanwhile, Adiva also spots Yrael and Svava, and welcomes them with ellipses. Shati drops an anvil from the ceiling, which earns a reprimand from Adiva, who is joined by Phoenix, and then Rym (the poor girl is having an allergy attack. Yrael gives her his handkerchief). Svava is confused by Phoenix's shirt, and asks why the muns have never been seen in the bar. Phoenix explains that we're not allowed, and that we have tea in the Back Room. Gen joins them with cocoa.
Molly (who is not Snow) confuses Svava and Yrael with the word meta, which prompts Princess Bride quoting (and a brief discussion of language). She apologizes for Millie's doll, saying "It broke us too!", which prompts eyeing from Star and Svava. Millie herself appears. Molly gives her a Beanie Baby and chocolate, which seems to satisfy her. Molly explains to Svava that we're limited to the Back Room, then asks her to get a few items from the Bar. Bar is not amused -- she won't take PayPal.
Saphie flails about the possibility of any redheads appearing. Svava is confused. Molly is smug, because she's mean to her pups. Andy is assured that she isn't one of the redheads Saphie's worried about.
Viv wishes that Tom were around. Svava wonders. Tom, hidden under an Invisibility Cloak, smirks.
Lynne is glad that neither Svava nor Yrael has a good reason to hate her. The one-eyed Lucius Malfoy might, though. Saphie takes advantage of his lack of peripheral vision to kick him and run. Meanwhile, Raven appears and insists that his mun needs sleep to write him properly. Sariel gets deja vu from Lynne.
Puck makes an entrance, which gives Adiva trouble. Duo checks on her, and Shati gives him toast. Adiva flails. Meanwhile, Yrael threatens to throw Puck inna lake. It's not clear whether Andy thinks that Puck is Elijah Wood or just Puck, but either way, it results in Puck licking her. Parrot!El Vago snarks at Puck, and Bansh quotes Shakespeare at him.
The Littlest Loompa comes into the wrong room, flees, and Star giggles.
Jez the not'redhead has cookies that she's protecting from 'Bert. Adiva and Shati both steal cookies, nonetheless. So does 'Bert. Lilly appears and introduces herself to
Madb isn't that surprised that Svava and Yrael are the ones to find the Back Room. She makes the mistake of mentioning that she knows Astarael, and wails for Star to come bail her out. Star obligingly appears, and Yrael gives them both autographs. Rym introduces herself to Madb, and Madb starts listing the drinks they could have to deal with all this. Mordred appears, informs them they're going to be very drunk, and vanishes. Molly joins them. Saph joins Madb, and she, Madb, and Molly hide in the blanket fortress from their pups. Campbell Alexander appears and tangoes with Madb.
Rue enters, staring. Batya welcomes her, and they discuss her hat. River also discusses the hat. Batya apologizes to her. Simon appears, and is protective. Meanwhile, Rue enjoys Svava's name, and El Vago steals her hat.
Saro, reading up on fireworks, meets Svava.
Look, another pup! Val the pup enters, tailed by Artoo and Threepio, is fangirled by Rue and joked at.
Mir insists that this isn't her fault. Saphie agrees, but Shati doesn't. Yrael points out that it could have been Saph's, to his confusion. Mir glomps Svava and informs her that she has music for her. Star is delighted at the glompage.
Adiva becomes overthreaded, overpinged, and overtired, and flees.
Wash enters. Madb squees. Ace follows him, and Phoenix squees. Molly glomps and gives him plastic dinos.
Ron enters. Saphie panics, but Andy assures her that Ron's nice. She proves it by running up to say hi. Ron is confused and a little unnerved by her. Quin also says hi, and Ron wonders why there are so many girls with glasses in here.
Karen (or Countess, whichever) doesn't notice any of this, as she's engrossed in Harry Potter and the Halfblood Prince.
Quin and Jill discuss Mark and his camera, and Val the pup meets her mun.
Another pup -- Raph this time, carrying a Zach Braff mask. Anita immediately fangirls. Andy glomps. Penny-mun also glomps.
Thursday Next, Campbell Alexander, and Judge enter, and Judge recognizes his mun.
Andy, reading her pup's canon, flees (making sure to save her ice cream).
Kitty recognizes that she probably doesn't want to know, but interrogates Quin about it anyway. She attempts to do the same with Molly, but Molly leaves a cartoon-style Molly-shaped hole in the wall. Nny, giggling, takes partial credit for Milliways, but not for what's happened to Kitty while there.
Parrot!El Vago and Rue discuss Gorlim and his
Biff is looking for his mun, Andy, because he hasn't been well-laid enough of late. Molly insists it's not her fault, but Biff threatens to sing a) Britney Spears or b) Bananaphone at her in any case. Saphie can't help with finding Andy, but can help with the getting laid part (she doesn't believe in underwear). Rue also doesn't help with finding Andy, but sings Chinese tonguetwisters. Biff approves.
Kurt bamfs in. Saro melts all over because KURT. Eliza also stares.
Saph, relieved that her pup is gone, enters. Svava greets her, and Saph flees her after a moment. Aspen introduces herself, and they discuss Saph's lack of control over Yrael. After
Eliza meets Artoo and Threepio.
The Kid (no, the other one) has trouble with the Back Room not being wheelchair accessible.
Penny wanders in curiously.
Trillian comments on the improbability of all this, and says hi to
Dean, on hotel Internet, gets a Rue, and is glomped by Hans.
Oh look, another gunslinger. Cuthbert gives him cookies. Star glomps him, which gives us -- for a wonder -- off-balance!Alain!
Tucker enters, and ignores his mun.
Fallon protests being inna Back Room. Dean and Rue are not very helpful.
Mark films, but is out of battery.
Havelock is watching. Silently. Parrot!El Vago Does Not Talk to him. Merc eyes him.
Diana enters, and hopes her pups won't find her.
Wes enters, to the distress of his mun. Parrot!El Vago fills him in on what he's missed -- "Bicep licking, redtext, and a tea party."
Jenna enters, and is immediately accosted by her pup, who claims that he is not a manwhore. Jenna's other pups commiserate. Claire disagrees with that, and the two muns and their pups begin arguing about how much sex the muns get the pups. Jenna promises Charlie that sex with a woman will happen (Claire hopes it's her. She points out certain canon points, and Jenna replies, "Yes. Well. Canon happens.") Meanwhile, Tony points out that at least Charlie is getting sex. Viv pouts that she doesn't get to meet her character (although there is someone sneaking around in an invisibility cloak). Charlie asks her to talk some sense into Jenna re: crack plots (Viv says she can't do anything, sorry), and then threatens his mun when she insists on using naked icons. Saph agress with Jenna that it is a very nice backside. There is discussion of naked fanart (Jenna has none of Charlie). Charlie dislikes not being in control of his life. Eventually, Charlie forgives Jenna.
Kate is being accosted by her pups. Jenna glomps her and offers herself as a scapegoat for Liam-woe, and manages to get the pups to chill out. Jack Sparrow enters. Jenna passes out (does anyone blame her?). Jack steals a kiss from her, nonetheless. Kate and Jack drink some rum, and Kate steals a toast. Jack steals a kiss. Blue handed!Saph (I do NOT want to know) gives Jack rum. This makes Jack happy! And he kisses her. Thoroughly. Elsethread, Havelock offers Kate assistance, in the form of a dagger. Diana would offer assistance, but she's being chased by Venk
Venk
Tony, late for the party, is accosted by Sawyer. (Jenna points out that Charlie was her idea. Sawyer and Claire get into an involved relationship-type argument that breaks Claire. Katie makes Sawyer fix her pup. Jenna and Katie discuss -- again -- sex, with Sawyer and Claire) And then Tony is assaulted by Sawyer. Claire brings him frozen peas, but has some things of her own to discuss. Going alphabetically from A is for Anthy. Tony hopes none of his pups find out about upcoming plot plans. Kate is suspicious, but too busy running from her pups to pry the information out of him. Claire and Tony remind each other that Claire loves Sawyer, and that they shouldn't forget it. Meanwhile, Jess and Tony discuss parenthood and raising girls. Heather, a member of the Tony Mockers of America, thwaps him (Alyssa does the same with a whifflebat), then hides from Alanna, which works ever so well, of course. Corwin enters and is glomped. Sawyer wants a Tony Mockers of America button, and he and Heather have an under-the-table conversation that involves Sawyer's clothes disappearing.
Heather is Not Here. Nor is Cati, or Diana. Fleur, on the other hand, is emphatically here, and thinks Heather is too.
Cati, like so many others, is avoiding her pups. Like that'll work. Wes is certain it's her fault. Kyle runs up and clings to her, and they get into a long involved ramble. Inyri thinks that she ought to know Cati, and tells her not to meddle. Sarah throws glitter with an absolutely hpynotic icon. Tahiri joins the conversation when her mun isn't clear enough. After Cati tells Tahiri what crack is, Sarah takes over again.
Cyg has some trouble believing that he's actually in the Back Room, but Saph assures him it's true.
Kyle hopes she won't meet Wes. Which means, of course, that she does. She takes advantage of the situation by
Amy is aggressively offered a cookie by Raven. Meta!Raven, it turns out, is hyper and a sex fiend. Innit biology wonderful? Cyg and Amy decide that the world is clearer through the bottom of a glass, and discuss fashion and pups.
Jess and Archie enter. Saph is forced to inform them that Svava already left. The three discuss control, or lack thereof, over pups, before being joined by Star. Archie lets her wear his hat and glomp him and is all very cute. Jen and Jason come say hi to Archie and Jess (although Jason is also soon involved with Saph, Jenn, and Madb) and Jason rather intimidates Jess.
Tracy knew she shouldn't have asked. Jenna glomps her, and they stare at each other's icons for a while. Charlie drops in, and gets scritched behind the ears. David turns up to object. Jenna fangirls David rather. Elsethread, Jenna also gets scritched by Tracy, and then [expletive deleted]ed.
Lynne objects to her pup dragging her back into the Back Room. Raven gives her a cookie to make up for it.
Jenn needs more coffee.
Sarah meets her pup, and "it all comes back to the stories."
DOOM
Oh look, it's a Roland. Shati immediately clicks at him, to a rebuke from Rue and a wondering from Mir. Meanwhile, Lilly approaches, introduces herself to Mir. Roland and Mir eye each other while Lilly fills Roland in on comic cons. Roland suspects this all has something to do with Anthy, who innocents at them. Jo slaps her. Shati gets annoyed, because that's her pup, dangit!
Meanwhile, Sweeney notices her pup. Shati cheerfully informs Roland that Sweeney is "Stephen King's Twinner." Gramarye hides Sweeney, and they discuss the reasons their pups have for killing them. Adiva stares at Roland rather. Jez fangirls (from a distance -- smart girl). Phoenix swears. Gen and Batya agree that they're in trouble, while Roland is not being glomped. Zoidberg, surprisingly enough, doesn't get shot. And Aspen? Breaks out the tea. She's quickly joined by Jez, Batya, Shati, Gen, Sweeney, and Adiva. Roland is -- er -- very Roland about the news that all the young women gathered around him are storytellers. 'Bert joins them to not'save them from the Mean Old Man, and Sweeney tries to run. Aspen stops her. Roland tells her to sit, which she does with much trembling. Adiva offers moral support, Shati looks guilty, and Cuthbert is -- well -- Cuthbert. Batya is overthreaded, and Gen's connection dies. A few tags later, she's back, and is stapled. Adiva leaves, shortly followed by Roland. During the teaparty, fangirling occurs, and Aspen introduces the teaparty to Cuthbert. Jez introduces herself as the Kas-ka-ka-mai -- the writer of the ka-mai, AKA Cuthbert-mun. Val the mun also fangirls the ka-mai.
There is redtext. You may now flee in horror. Unless you're Quin, who is not scared (though Rue is). Jo also freaks because REDTEXT. Star tries to blame Nyar on leftover Chinese food. Nyar is not amused, and hugs her. Mir squees, because it's Pretty Pretty Princess Nyarlathotep! . . . So Nyar drags her off to a FTB. At Mir's mention of Merlin, Gramarye tries to hush her. Next in our list of what NOT to do upon seeing the Lord of Nightmares is Phoenix, who takes a swing at him with her copy of Harry Potter. Molly has the more sensible reaction of "Meep." Saph tries not to think of a violinist and gets an invasive kiss for her troubles. Andy doesn't know why Nyar wasn't invited. Rym flees. Viv thinks Nyar is cute, and giggles.
The main action occurs after Aspen inadvertantly attracts Nyarlathotep's attention. Shati tries to distract him, which means Rue has to try and save her, in turn. Nyar catches them both and licks Shati, prompting her to slap him. Which leads to another FTB. Gen, upon seeing Nyar, acts like Will and gets petted and kissed for her troubles. She flees at the first opportunity. Aspen, meanwhile, points out to Nyarlathotep that though she can't call Moiraine, if Nyar hurts her, he'll never see Moiraine again. Nyar tries to drag her away for a FTB, and Aspen calls out for the Light's help. And it comes. As Moiraine and Nyarlathotep discuss his presence, Shati expresses her distate at the level of trust in their relationship. Nyarlathotep -- er -- well, it involves swords. Roland enters, while Jez and Rue watch Shati, horrified. Moiraine is afraid for Roland, for the girls, Madb is afraid for her own brain, and Max Evans is Not Listening. Roland offers Moiraine and Nyarlathotep wine, while Aspen runs, Shati continues to be impaled, and Rue "Eeeeee"s. Aspen returns with the seal that banished Nyarlathotep last time, and presses it into his claws. It works. Moiraine moves off to help Shati and Rue, Roland leaves, and Shati understandably bursts into tears. Jez goes running to greet Morpheus. After Moiraine and Morpheus comfort Aspen, Jez, Shati, and Rue some, they leave. Shati takes the meta to new levels. Madb enters, and all five girls drift off to sleep, with some Shakespeare filk in the distance.
Mods
Meg appears, looking modly. Svava blames Yrael, and Saph agrees vigorously. Mike sweeps her off her feet and is rather explicitly sexual, while elsethread he is glomped Andy, who has a nice, slightly mad conversation with him about ice cream and jerky. Kurt apologizes to Meg 'cause he's Kurt and overly nice. Ace thinks Meg is the Landlord, and has some searching questions about the bar and the bar's cocoa.
Bernard enters. Josie glomps him. And snogs him. Shati informs Bernard that Josie wants to lick his bicep. Rue gives him Camels. Mir has character bleed. Star announces her love and does not glomp him. Meg
Be afraid. Josie is inna Back Room, and looking to suspend people. Rue volunteers. Molly shrieks and flees. Meg advises that they ride it out, and Josie uses all her icon wiles -- to no avail. Star offers a drink. Shati blames Becca, and Josie obligingly suspends her. Shati flees. Quin gets onto the list. Saph protests her innocence. Viv pets Josie.
The angel enters. Nny hides. Josie introduces herself, and Az accidentally tries to pick her up. Sariel wonders if Rue is Zephkiel. Raven wonders if the Back Room is always this easy to find, and he and Az discuss ducks and their nuclear capabilities.
Nny enters, singing quietly, and bemoaning timezones. Saph, of course, would like it made clear that this is Not Her Fault. Lynne, laying cookie bait for Raven, offers some to Nny. Anthy offers curry. As there is no response to that one, we can only assume Nny wisely fled in terror.
The End
Raguel can't enter the Back Room. He'd end up smiting us all.
HOLY FUCK I DID IT. And it's even organized. Someone give me a crown.
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YOU WIN. YOU TOTALLY WIN SO MANY INTERNETS.
I can't believe you actually went and did this. Yes. You win.
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Just... wow.
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And on the off chance that it hasn't been stated often or clearly enough, y'all? We are insane.
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*hands over sparkly tiara*
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*hands over shiny shiny pretty crown*
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*[expletive deleted]s you*
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Yay! Thank you so much! *showers with crowns and chocolate and flowers*
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*stares*
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:D! *provides shiny pretty throne*
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*bows down in worship at your feet*
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*glomps*
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*stares, impressed beyond words, and heaps more winnings upon you*
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(Anonymous) 2005-07-22 12:27 am (UTC)(link)no subject
*stares in horror/glee/admiration*
Just wow.
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I've got sparkly headscarves in a variety of pleasing colors.
Bet you didn't know that.
(If you did, let me know and I'll try to find something you didn't.)
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