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[bloodandsouls.livejournal.com]

You know what we need at Milliways?

Jerry Springer.

And then we could have weekly dirt-slinging sessions, where things are resolved the civilized way: with chairs and shoes and broken bottles.

And yeah, he's been portrayed in a movie: Ringmaster.

I'd do it, but I don't think I could do him justice.

Anyone? Bueller?

Comments

[muddypetticoats.livejournal.com]

My freshman hall would hole up together, get plastered, and laugh at Jerry Springer. Good times. But I'm up to four characters now, so there's no way in hell I'm touching that one, amusing as it would be.

[pjpettigrew.livejournal.com]

Liz, Mat, Dinner the Milliways Cow...and who else?

[muddypetticoats.livejournal.com]

Despair. I blame Desire - the Endless and the mun. ;)

[miscellanny.livejournal.com]

...

You're *actually* evil.

*is impressed*

[veryvorkosigan]

*agrees*
*is scared*

[bloodandsouls.livejournal.com]

But I'm not!

And I don't have a Springer icon ready to use on my computer... and I don't have a tab in Mozilla open to "create new journal"...

*hangs head in shame*

[iopenthings]

There's also Jerry Springer, The Musical. So there're a couple of fictional sources to choose from.

[leplusbeau]

YOU!! !!!

You are very evil. I respect this. And your mad icon skillz.

[bloodandsouls.livejournal.com]

*cackles maniacally*

Thank you, thank you very much.

*facepalm* No. Absolutely not.