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ways_back_room2004-07-27 12:17 pm
mnt_raph) wrote in ways_back_room2004-07-27 12:17 pm
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Well, Raph's day started out pretty quiet. After briefly watching the reunion of Elizabeth and Peter Pettigrew, he made his way outside for a little skirmish with the Willow. It was successful, so now the tree is no longer armed. Well, not any more armed as it usually is.
He returns to the bar battered and bruised, but in a smashingly good mood. He meets Female!Joe Dick and tries to start a conversation, only to be shot down.That's when John Crichton shows up and announces to the bar that Raph is a ninja. Raph, ever the diplomat convinces John to explain further. Which, much to Raph's chagrin, he does. Raph decides this would be a good time toretreatregroup.
We move to a new thread. John wants to continue the conversation, Raph wants to drink heavily. Both get their wish. Raph waxes philosophical on the nature of Milliways and both he and John reach common ground on the topics of Transformers and Star Wars. Go figure. There's also some disturbing talk about HAL, but I digress. Jerry Springer and Fleur show up. Raph can only assume Fleur is attracted to the Shiny Shrink Wapped man. In any event She and John discuss being bound to the bar. And later, getting John out his space suit, and into a bedroom.
Then Raph, in his infinite wisdom, calls Angelina over, in order to heckle her for the previous evening's dalliance with Dionysus. Only to have that blow up in his face. Our hero tries to sneak out of the conversation, but fails over and over again, until finally, he just snaps, and secrets are revealed. John's tries to get Raph's attention only to be rebuffed.
Somewhere in there Angelina and John discuss the Bar's ability to help those in need.
I know I've missed stuff, so please correct and amend where necessary.
Update:
Last week Raph went with Tonks to Weasley Wizard Wheezes, and bought a bag full of stuff. Some of it he paid for with money donated by people who felt sorry for him being an animagus stuck between forms, some he got in trade. He gave the Twins a busted scute*.
What did they give him? I'd love suggestions.
* A scute is a scale on the carapace, or back portion, of a turtle's shell. Get your mind outta the gutter you perv!
He returns to the bar battered and bruised, but in a smashingly good mood. He meets Female!Joe Dick and tries to start a conversation, only to be shot down.That's when John Crichton shows up and announces to the bar that Raph is a ninja. Raph, ever the diplomat convinces John to explain further. Which, much to Raph's chagrin, he does. Raph decides this would be a good time to
We move to a new thread. John wants to continue the conversation, Raph wants to drink heavily. Both get their wish. Raph waxes philosophical on the nature of Milliways and both he and John reach common ground on the topics of Transformers and Star Wars. Go figure. There's also some disturbing talk about HAL, but I digress. Jerry Springer and Fleur show up. Raph can only assume Fleur is attracted to the Shiny Shrink Wapped man. In any event She and John discuss being bound to the bar. And later, getting John out his space suit, and into a bedroom.
Then Raph, in his infinite wisdom, calls Angelina over, in order to heckle her for the previous evening's dalliance with Dionysus. Only to have that blow up in his face. Our hero tries to sneak out of the conversation, but fails over and over again, until finally, he just snaps, and secrets are revealed. John's tries to get Raph's attention only to be rebuffed.
Somewhere in there Angelina and John discuss the Bar's ability to help those in need.
I know I've missed stuff, so please correct and amend where necessary.
Update:
Last week Raph went with Tonks to Weasley Wizard Wheezes, and bought a bag full of stuff. Some of it he paid for with money donated by people who felt sorry for him being an animagus stuck between forms, some he got in trade. He gave the Twins a busted scute*.
What did they give him? I'd love suggestions.
* A scute is a scale on the carapace, or back portion, of a turtle's shell. Get your mind outta the gutter you perv!
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Now that Raph has "friends", playing him will be a lot easier. He can be the jerk asshat he was hatched to be.
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I hear you on the bored front. I've gotta do at least an hours worth of work before I can let Raph run free.
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LOOK! ELVIS!
*throws smoke bomb and disappers to fix typo*
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*hangs head in shame*
I'm incapable of typing today.
You know, if'd I'd seen Blue Hawaii or something of its ilk, I might be tempted to play Elvis...