Fun, Laughs, Good Times...

[pjpettigrew.livejournal.com]

Speaking as the morally ambiguous player of the morally ambiguous wizard who enchanted the supremely appropriately named Joe Dick, I need to ask fellow players for a favour...

SOMEONE go and take advantage of Joe/Jamee.

Male. Female. Humanoid. Talking turtle. I don't care. Just remember that Joe/Jamee cannot say "No" to any sexual invitation or to anything you might suggest re: sexual matters, no matter how twisted. Surely there are some sex maniacs in the bar who would like to take advantage of someone like this. (Well, we know that there are sex maniacs in the bar. That's a given.)

Grima has already helped out (thank you, Thalia)...but Joe has racked up a lot of bad karma over the years. So please, torment Joe. Torment him as "Jamee" as much as you like.

Peter Pettigrew and I would thank you if you did so.

Comments

OOC - Pick Me! Pick Me!

[bloody-awful.livejournal.com]

Hmm, John wouldn't actually do anything physical, as he wouldn't be stupid enough to cheat on Death (cheat Death, yes, but not cheat on Death). But he would be happy to humiliate Jamee. And he could do it so very completely. Behind a NC-17 cut for really really foul language and sexual situations, of course.

Where is Jamee? I must go away from my keyboard for a bit, but when I get back...

Re: OOC - Pick Me! Pick Me!

[aj_crawley]

Can I play?

>D

Re: OOC - Pick Me! Pick Me!

[hard-core-dick.livejournal.com]

Oh, yay. People want to be mean. I'm so wretched.

But he deserves it! Really, he does. *Trust* me on this.

Re: OOC - Pick Me! Pick Me!

[hard-core-dick.livejournal.com]

Jamee spent the night out by the lake, but can be wherever - I just need to type up the entry with the nightmare. Yay. :-D

Re: OOC - Pick Me! Pick Me!

[miscellanny.livejournal.com]

Billy will, of course. Although he may end up being nice, which... might very well break Joe. *g*

[mnt_raph]

Hmmm. Maybe Raph'll sick Jamee on Angelina.
Seems a fitting revenge for both of them.

*evil grin*

[hard-core-dick.livejournal.com]

Bwah. :-D

[mnt_raph]

and if he knew what a web cam was, he could make a mint on the 'net.

[pjpettigrew.livejournal.com]

Oh, this is going to be good. John Constantine, Crowley and Raph the Matchmaker.

Let the games begin. ::very evil grin::

[gil-whimple.livejournal.com]

Gil keeps offering but jamee's mun is very chary of bestiality - can't think why.

[mnt_raph]

Oh my god. I thought I was gonna die when you offered her a "hot lunch"

[bloody-awful.livejournal.com]

Someone *coughhintcough* should clue John into the whys and wherefores, since it has occurred to me that he doesn't have a clue otherwise, having been away. And he probably wouldn't go for it otherwise.

[hard-core-dick.livejournal.com]

The summary of the whole ordeal is here, (http://www.livejournal.com/community/ways_back_room/113685.html) and the rules/restrictions placed on Joe/Jamee are here. (http://www.livejournal.com/community/ways_back_room/121666.html)

[lord-of-dreams.livejournal.com]

I did my part, as the purveyor of nightmares most odd.

[hard-core-dick.livejournal.com]

And I do thank you for that, even if Joe didn't appreciate it.

[pjpettigrew.livejournal.com]

And Peter humbly thanks the Lord of the Dreamworld, Prince of Stories, Monarch of the Sleeping Marches, His Darkness, Morpheus of the Endless.

(I the mun do realise that these titles now belong more correctly to Daniel-Dream, but the only Dream that Peter knows is Morpheus, and he'd be uber-polite to the Endless, deceased or not. Besides, the titles do apply to the mini-Dreaming of Milliways.)

[lordpeter.livejournal.com]

This would be such a great job for Lord Peter's superhero alias Harlequin (I am so in love with these effing books) except even when pretending to be an ass I don't think he could go through with it.

He might really fuck with her mind for a bit, though.

[pjpettigrew.livejournal.com]

Mind-fucking is great. Make him/her miserable, milord.

[gil-whimple.livejournal.com]

For god's sake DON'T bring Harlequin in or Gil will go completely unnecessary and follow him around drooling like a little dog. For Harlequin I can ever forgive Sayers that tedious Vane woman.

[lordpeter.livejournal.com]

Oh, I rather like Harriet, except in Have His Carcase, but then I don't like anyone in Have His Carcase.

I was very surprised when Harlequin became a more or less permanent alter ego in Murder Must Advertise. Really, he's like the first literary superhero.

[veryvorkosigan]

...hey, I like that tedious Vane woman.

Of course, I blame that entirely on the fact that Gaudy Night was my first ever Dorothy Sayers book, and only after that did I go back and read the earlier Lord Peter books. If I'd been a huge Lord Peter fan and then met Harriet Vane, I'd probably have despised her for a Mary Sue.

[fairest1.livejournal.com]

I'd love to, but . . . *indicates extreme degree of pregnancy that kinda squelches most possibilities*

[pjpettigrew.livejournal.com]

If Snow is a typical pregnant woman, she's having furious mood swings and feeling fat and ugly--and she's frustrated because she can't get home to Bigby.

How about a woman-to-woman bitching session about all the ways that guys can make women miserable? Including pregnancy? Snow could choose to bend Jamee's ear just because Jamee's alone.

[veryvorkosigan]

You know what Joe/Jamee could really use?

Betan therapy.

[gil-whimple.livejournal.com]

With extreme prejudice.