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In Which People Are Horrible to Joe
...but it's all okay, really, because he deserves it. And if you don't believe me, just read about all the other shit he's done.
So. Joe starts off the day with a nightmare, and then learns what a real nightmare is when Snow White tries to talk to him, woman to woman.
He runs away to the other end of the bar, where he's cornered by Angelina, and they talk about Turtles and Porn, but not Turtle Porn.
John Constantine comes over, and he tells her that , she smells. He calls her a whore, makes sexual comments, and then their players get confused and give up.
Tom Riddle shows up and tells Constantine he is None Too Happy with Jamee.
Jamee and Tom get into a fight, and Jamee is left with burning feet until... whenever.
Then Lucifer drags Billy over. Lucifer convinces Tom to let him take over in the field of torture.
Not realizing who "Jamee" is, Billy is protective. Lucifer makes Billy get drinks so that he can have a chat with Jamee and proceeds to be exactly the kind of man your mother warned you about. When Billy returns with the drinks, they're gone. Billy and Hob then proceed to say strange things and drunk thoroughly disgusting drinks.
Meanwhile, Tom and Door flirt terribly, and wind up having Very Public Sex in the middle of the bar. Joe-mun and Door-mun decide there should be a new drink called "Sex on a Barstool."
And all of it really is very explicitly sexual.
I'm sure I've missed things, feel free to whap me upside the head. And now? TIME FOR BED. Tomorrow - Milliways, Live!
So. Joe starts off the day with a nightmare, and then learns what a real nightmare is when Snow White tries to talk to him, woman to woman.
He runs away to the other end of the bar, where he's cornered by Angelina, and they talk about Turtles and Porn, but not Turtle Porn.
John Constantine comes over, and he tells her that , she smells. He calls her a whore, makes sexual comments, and then their players get confused and give up.
Tom Riddle shows up and tells Constantine he is None Too Happy with Jamee.
Jamee and Tom get into a fight, and Jamee is left with burning feet until... whenever.
Then Lucifer drags Billy over. Lucifer convinces Tom to let him take over in the field of torture.
Not realizing who "Jamee" is, Billy is protective. Lucifer makes Billy get drinks so that he can have a chat with Jamee and proceeds to be exactly the kind of man your mother warned you about. When Billy returns with the drinks, they're gone. Billy and Hob then proceed to say strange things and drunk thoroughly disgusting drinks.
Meanwhile, Tom and Door flirt terribly, and wind up having Very Public Sex in the middle of the bar. Joe-mun and Door-mun decide there should be a new drink called "Sex on a Barstool."
And all of it really is very explicitly sexual.
I'm sure I've missed things, feel free to whap me upside the head. And now? TIME FOR BED. Tomorrow - Milliways, Live!
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Raph!
You're Damn right.
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