Strike 2! Strike 3! NO HOOTERS!!!

[muddypetticoats.livejournal.com]

Hallo, Sue! I've got legs!

Do you like bread? I've got French loaf!

The weasels have eaten my brain!

Fudge and crab dip! Fudge and crab dip!

(*psst* Don't say anything about the turtle porn.
          ...Oh. Okay.)

The world managed to NOT explode... so far.

And no drunken sex! NO DRUNKEN SEX! ...but give us time. ;)

Love, Rami and Lynette and Jess (*teehee*)

P.S. Don't worry. It has all managed to sound rather explicitly sexual.

Comments

[kabeleced]

Babies on spikes! Babies on spikes!

[darthrami.livejournal.com]

You want babies on racks? We've got babies on racks! Tastes of chicken...

[strange-selkie.livejournal.com]

...Y'all.
Put the crack down and back away sloooooowly.

:)

Having a good old time?

[iopenthings]

Wheeeeeeeee!!

But it's good crack...

(We would be having a better time if yoooooou were here...)

[mnt_raph]

This Episode of Happy Noodle Boy Theatre has been brought to you by a grant from the Wayne Foundation, and the letters W, T, and F.

[hard-core-dick.livejournal.com]

fucking kangaroos...

[wielder-00.livejournal.com]

...I yearn for a grapefruit! Eddie Izzard rocks my world (and you do too *giggly hug*)

[torollthedice.livejournal.com]

TROGDORRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

burninating the countryside, burninating the peasants, burninating all the people in their THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES! THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!!!!!

[young_tmriddle]

You guys are silly. I wanna be there!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eddie Izzard references and everything.... wah!

[smallestopener]

We'll be sure to have Sex on a Barstool in your honour!

[young_tmriddle]

Snerk!

[zaphodd.livejournal.com]

BYEEEEeeeeee! ...

[true_desire]

Well, so long as there's no drunken sex, there isn't much I can be blamed for. ;)

So.
Cake or death?

[kabeleced]

So my choice is "or death"?

...

I'll take the chicken.

[nitzwalsh.livejournal.com]

I'm covered in BEEEEES!