Attention all characters who have slept with Puck!

[puckishly.livejournal.com]

Okay, so. Shati and I were discussing the issue of whether Puck had any STDs, and I determined that they were magical ones. We also determined that as Halloween is a time of major magic mojo for fairies, it would be a smashing time for some latent magical STDs to become ... un-latent.

What this means is just that if you have a pup who's slept with Puck (or if you have one you want to count as having slept with Puck for whatever reason), you are eligible for a magic STD all your own! Choices include but are not limited to:

--glowing genitalia

--hermaphroditism

--an inexplicable and irresistible urge to kiss anyone in immediate vicinity

--magical rashes that emit glittery spores


None of these effects is permanent, and can indeed begin and terminate whenever you wish, so long as it's in the general neighborhood of Halloween night. Please ping at Merky Dee for any questions or suggestions.

Comments

[perfectblue.livejournal.com]

... *is suddenly SO glad Illyria has not slept with Puck. Yet.*

Though the glittery thing would be cute. As would the kissing thing.

[tin-foaly.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHA

Does Foaly count?

[puckishly.livejournal.com]

If you want? We could ... uh, handwave! Or something. Ping me! ^.^

[vivien]

BWAHAHAHAHA...

That is the funniest idea I've heard in a long time. Brilliant.

[sylveraven.livejournal.com]

It amuses me beyond measure to imagine Donnie getting an STD from the one time he ever got any sort of nookie inbar.

*snickers*

But am I really that mean?

[puckishly.livejournal.com]

... Yes?

It could be a nice STD! With sparkles! And only for a few days.

[just-a-soldier.livejournal.com]

I will never look at Puck in the same way again! O_O *eyes house piled with boxes* Incidentally I'm not really here.

[prettymaids]

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Merc my dear, you are an insane human being and I love you.

I'm now imagining Dru dressed as Dorothy (her Halloween costume) and glitterling all over the place...

[astro-droid.livejournal.com]

*just looks innocent* I'm innocent, I tell you. Innocent.

coughcoughican'twaittoseethisonecoughcough

[witchy-rebel.livejournal.com]

*cracks up*

Oh, oh this is priceless...

The genitalia should glow through the clothes. No hiding!

[oneman_onevote]

*Cries with laughter*

I think my boy is measured more by the times when he ISN'T having sex with Puck.

...He may be immune by this point, if nothing's shown up already. Or I might just talk about what could be fun. *wanders off, pondering*

[winged-eros.livejournal.com]

Hmm!

[miraielle.livejournal.com]

I don't think anybody would actually NOTICE if Ophelia picked up the third symptom...

[bloodyrockgod]

Merc Merc Merc I know what I want to happen to Charlie. I will ping when you're back online. *giggles like wo*

[foxy-l33t.livejournal.com]

BWAH!!! *cackles evilly, then checks memories*
...

Drat it! Laini slept with Puck after she slept with Harper. ... Cause that would have been rather funny. Share the love, and all that.

[trustntheharper.livejournal.com]

If she hadn't.

Harper: Laaaaaini! Why is my junk glowing neon pink?!

[watcher-g-man.livejournal.com]

Debating on Giles getting an affliction, and if so, what....

[surexit.livejournal.com]

...Of fucking course he has.

Mercutio's in. *sigh* I doubt he could avoid it. And I will think on the best one for him. ♥

[buriedmybrother.livejournal.com]

Don't forget that you can create your own options! I also have two new ones, thanks to crackchat:

--small fireworks erupting from the penis

--a weeklong pregnancy yielding quasisentient tentacle-babies (so far, no one's gone for this one, but I bet Amy'll be a sport!)

[surexit.livejournal.com]

...Mercutio'd be a good tentacle-baby father.

NO.

[buriedmybrother.livejournal.com]

PLEASE IT WILL BE FUN

... They can explode, if you like. Then no one'll have to pay child support.

[surexit.livejournal.com]

IT WILL MAKE HIS HEAD EXPLODE.

BOOM.

YOU CALL THAT FUN?

WHEEEEE, CAPSLOCK.

[buriedmybrother.livejournal.com]

... YES?

[surexit.livejournal.com]

...So do I.

But I am still resisting the tentacle babies. With my iron will.

[oneman_onevote]

!!!

[not-a-redshirt.livejournal.com]

*eyes Puck*
*eyes Mercutio*
*eyes her pup*

I spent an entire train ride from Boston to Philadelphia trying to rationalize not giving Castle a sparkly STD, but the poor man has definitely shagged Puck by association. Y'know, all that schpiel in health class about how sleeping with someone is like sleeping with everyone else they've ever slept with but without the fun part.

If it becomes unavoidable, I might have to make Lee a temporary hermaphrodite. *snickers and pets him*

[gorlim.livejournal.com]

I REFUSE TO BE SPARKLY.

OR HAVE BOOBS.

*EYES LEE*