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THE SUMMARY OF THE CRACKTASTIC CRACK NIGHT OF CRACK
Hob's thread, here.
Ingress comes over and is super cute. She wants Hob or Paul to draw a picture for the bar. Paul is mean and scary, but she runs away before she can notice. However, she has left behind some paper and a crayon for Hob to draw a picture, so Hob and Paul draw a picture. Of each other. Together. There is no adequate way I can summarize this. However, in my admittedly biased opinion, you should go read it. All of it.
Peter comes over with a beautiful heap of Christmas presents for Paul. The presents are a fantastic train set. Paul is rather dumbstruck, and eventually (& emotionally) declares that Peter is all right. Paul recruits Hob to play with the trains. Really, Hob sets up the trains while Paul and Nebuchadnezzar chew on the tracks together. Paul wants Neb to ride the train in a little hat. He tells Hob that Hob is Hob-barrassed and, in a fit of goodwill, has the bar produce hats for everyone. However, this welling-up of happiness proves too much for him and as the situation takes on a rather surreal, circus-like tone, he finds himself crazy and vanishing. He goes, but not before telling Hob to wear a really good hat for him. It is actually really tragic.
Meanwhile, in a branch-off of Ingress' thread, Anthy draws a palace and rips it up. After some snark, Hob asks her if he could work in her greenhouse. She says yes and offers him a rose. He tells her she should branch out (hahaha! see my clever pun! see?) and Anthy intimates that she has poisoned his coffee. Eventually she gives him a corner of the greenhouse. There is uncharacteristic emotion. Paul's hats appear, and Hob and Anthy choose some. Anthy gives Hob a white rose, and in a surreal and rather beautiful moment, they waltz.
Between the chats, the more chats, the WTF, and the fact that I was really drunk, this turned out to be the single most bizarre and lovely thing I have ever helped create. I can only plead that there was something in the water. Whatever it was, I hope they dose us with it again. Because there is now unconditional love for my fellow Milliwaysians swelling in my breast, I will flee. Goodnight.
Hob's thread, here.
Ingress comes over and is super cute. She wants Hob or Paul to draw a picture for the bar. Paul is mean and scary, but she runs away before she can notice. However, she has left behind some paper and a crayon for Hob to draw a picture, so Hob and Paul draw a picture. Of each other. Together. There is no adequate way I can summarize this. However, in my admittedly biased opinion, you should go read it. All of it.
Peter comes over with a beautiful heap of Christmas presents for Paul. The presents are a fantastic train set. Paul is rather dumbstruck, and eventually (& emotionally) declares that Peter is all right. Paul recruits Hob to play with the trains. Really, Hob sets up the trains while Paul and Nebuchadnezzar chew on the tracks together. Paul wants Neb to ride the train in a little hat. He tells Hob that Hob is Hob-barrassed and, in a fit of goodwill, has the bar produce hats for everyone. However, this welling-up of happiness proves too much for him and as the situation takes on a rather surreal, circus-like tone, he finds himself crazy and vanishing. He goes, but not before telling Hob to wear a really good hat for him. It is actually really tragic.
Meanwhile, in a branch-off of Ingress' thread, Anthy draws a palace and rips it up. After some snark, Hob asks her if he could work in her greenhouse. She says yes and offers him a rose. He tells her she should branch out (hahaha! see my clever pun! see?) and Anthy intimates that she has poisoned his coffee. Eventually she gives him a corner of the greenhouse. There is uncharacteristic emotion. Paul's hats appear, and Hob and Anthy choose some. Anthy gives Hob a white rose, and in a surreal and rather beautiful moment, they waltz.
Between the chats, the more chats, the WTF, and the fact that I was really drunk, this turned out to be the single most bizarre and lovely thing I have ever helped create. I can only plead that there was something in the water. Whatever it was, I hope they dose us with it again. Because there is now unconditional love for my fellow Milliwaysians swelling in my breast, I will flee. Goodnight.
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*showers with pie*
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Poor Paul. He can't even be happy.
And I love Hob and Anthy waltzing. So cute.
(For those wondering, La Cantarella is the poison that some say the Borgias used. Supposedly it was made by a process involving a dead pig...or possibly a deceased bear.)