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[anthy-rosebride.livejournal.com]

Anthy communes with her inner gardener. Or her outer gardener. Or something. Thom comes along, and rescues Chuchu from the fountain. This proves to be a bad move, as Anthy does not seem inclined to take Chuchu back, and Thom is not thrilled to be stuck with sopping monkey. The conversation turns to siblings, and it is revealed that Thom has a sister, but cannot see her. Anthy is viciously sympathetic. She then spends the rest of the conversation watering Thom, to his intense displeasure.

Meanwhile, Snow White reveals that she has had twins, and is inspired to create a list. Snow is reluctant to discuss the babies' father, but Anthy is not helpful in that regard. Finally she stops pestering Snow.

Hob wants to know what fertilizer Anthy is using. Anthy avoids the question. FOREVER. Then she finally admits the truth, and is scoffed at. Hob finally realizes that he "just spent a bloody hour and some-odd minutes trying to get you to give me the answer that there is no answer." He is upset. Anthy is amused. There is another small thread there, but ignore it. It does not exist. It is a figment of your imagination. It is a glitch in the Matrix just like your goat. ETA1: WTF. ETA2: Hob-mun is silly.

Comments

[bobby-gadling.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKIN P.I.M.P.

Hob, however, is not.

[anthy-rosebride.livejournal.com]

Baa!

[bobby-gadling.livejournal.com]

Yang de seqing!

[anthy-rosebride.livejournal.com]

Wugui de seqing. =D

[bobby-gadling.livejournal.com]

None of your wugui de seqing, young lady! Take it somewhere else!

Nothing to see here, folks, move along...

[anthy-rosebride.livejournal.com]

This is all your fault, you know.

[dredpiratejenny.livejournal.com]

SHE SAID A LITTLE TOO INNOCENTLY.

*I* wasn't the one who had the Mandarin translation of "goat porn" ready at hand.

[anthy-rosebride.livejournal.com]

Er, actually you were. *points to above*

. . . the fact that you got it from me notwithstanding.

[dredpiratejenny.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE CLEARLY THE EVIL GENIUS BEHIND EVERY PLOT.

[anthy-rosebride.livejournal.com]

*twirls*

[a-tendo.livejournal.com]

*rocks with silent laughter* Mu...s...t....re...pre...ss... *snorts*

[anthy-rosebride.livejournal.com]

Don't repress! Unless you're a pervy goat fancier, in which case, please do, for the sake of the poor abused goat h0rs.

[a-tendo.livejournal.com]

But they need me! I am their one true love. Or lust, same difference in this case. *smiles angelically* Not that
I have a clue what evil you speak of, of course. I would never!

Is Hob teh pimp planning to corrupt poor Gil? Because that would be horrible. And evil. However, it would definitely be helping the poor thing get some...

[anthy-rosebride.livejournal.com]

So you're the one keeping Hob in business! Shame on you! >:O

OMG HE SHOULD.

[dredpiratejenny.livejournal.com]

HOB IS NOT A PIMP.

HE DOES NOT CORRUPT.

IF HE MET A GOAT H0R HE WOULD TAKE IT TO A GOOD HOME. NOT HIS HOME ANTHYMUN I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. NOT ANYONE ELSE'S--- YOU KNOW WHAT HE'D JUST LEAVE IT THERE. BY THE SIDE OF THE ROAD. BECAUSE HOB WANTS NO TRUCK WITH GOATS.


um. apparently my capslock key got stuck there.

[anthy-rosebride.livejournal.com]

BY THE SIDE OF THE ROAD

On a street corner?

[a-tendo.livejournal.com]

I always saw Hob as more of a brothel man.

[anthy-rosebride.livejournal.com]

Brothel, barnyard, it's all the same to him.

[a-tendo.livejournal.com]

It's rather sad, really. He needs to learn to control himself and his mad pimpin' ways.

[dredpiratejenny.livejournal.com]

I HATE BOTH OF YOU.

AND SO DOES HOB. AND HOB'S CAT. YOU MADE HOB'S CAT CRY BIG KITTEN TEARS FOR THE INJUSTICE. HE MAY NEVER RECOVER.

[anthy-rosebride.livejournal.com]

Yes, EXPLOITING INNOCENT GOAT H0RS IS PRETTY UNJUST. But you can't blame us for the cat's anguish. Hob is the one who let him down.

[a-tendo.livejournal.com]

As much as it pains me to see kitten tears of injustice, the truth must be known. Poor Hob, I don't know how he'll explain this one. *shakes her head sadly*

[a-tendo.livejournal.com]

*sings* I know a song, and it goes like this:
Hob's in denile, Hob's in denile.
He provides barnyards for the goats to kiss,
Hob is in de-nile.

*runs and hides under her special table with a few goats*

[dredpiratejenny.livejournal.com]

Both of you are going to hell. Hob will be laughing at you as you roast in agony on Satan's spit while he and Nebuchadnezzar are flitting about in the clouds.

[anthy-rosebride.livejournal.com]

You're just projecting. *sensible*

[a-tendo.livejournal.com]

Can't hear you, I'm with a few of Hob's goats.

[a-tendo.livejournal.com]

*with goats to kiss , I meant. I've ruined my masterpiece. *weeps*

[dredpiratejenny.livejournal.com]

ALL SHOULD NOTE THAT ANTHY-MUN EDITED THIS SUMMARY TO ADD: WTF.

EDITED IT TO ADD.

THIS MEANS SHE WAS NOT INITALLY THINKING: WTF.

[dredpiratejenny.livejournal.com]

And furthermore I AM NOT SILLY.

[anthy-rosebride.livejournal.com]

We believe you, dear.

[a-tendo.livejournal.com]

Anthymun, a question: Are you insinuating that my goat is in the Matrix? And which goat are we talking about here?

[anthy-rosebride.livejournal.com]

They are all in the Matrix.

They are the Agents Smith.

[a-tendo.livejournal.com]

Ahhhh. It all clicks now! The strangeness... the feeling that something was building a void between them and me... I understand!

[anthy-rosebride.livejournal.com]

. . . the fact that they kept calling you "Misster Aaanderson" . . .

*dons sunglasses* I'm sorry, Neo. I know this must be hard for you.

[a-tendo.livejournal.com]

*gasps* I just thought that was a kinky thing, with goats! You mean... *has been ruined*

[anthy-rosebride.livejournal.com]

...

You win.

*runs away screaming*

[a-tendo.livejournal.com]

*just grins, pleased*

[bloodandsouls.livejournal.com]

Just FYI, there *will be goat-related icons forthcoming. As soon as I get my internet reconnected, dammit.