Tea Smut

[lord-of-dreams.livejournal.com]

So its not a threadzilla in the "passes over 100 posts" idea, but its a long one anyway.

Liz sits down. Morpheus joins her. They have something of a conversation wherein Morpheus!mun makes a snide comment. This starts a downward spiral wherein we re-visit stroking the raven and develop the new innuendo pour the tea. Over the next several posts milk is discussed, as well as "stirring the sugar".

Things just get weirder as Liz decides that Morpheus

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So its not a threadzilla in the "passes over 100 posts" idea, but its a long one anyway.

Liz sits down. Morpheus joins her. They have something of a conversation wherein Morpheus!mun <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/community/milliways_bar/308990.html?thread=9776638#t9776638">makes a snide comment</a>. This starts a downward spiral wherein we re-visit <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/community/milliways_bar/308990.html?thread=9789950#t9789950">stroking the raven</a> and develop the new innuendo <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/community/milliways_bar/308990.html?thread=9807358#t9807358">pour the tea</a>. Over the next several posts milk is discussed, as well as "stirring the sugar".

Things just get weirder as Liz decides that Morpheus <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/community/milliways_bar/308990.html?thread=9827326#t9827326>is really missing out</a> and he counters with the thought that "pleasure should be taken as much from the partner's as from your own. The spice of life, and the relative level of experience each has is brought up, as well as an <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/community/milliways_bar/308990.html?thread=9842174#t9842174">offer to introduce Liz</a> to the finer nuances of the subject, <font size=1>Tea, people. The subject is still tea,</font> as well as the observation that men tend to finish first.

Liz offers a napkin and muses that Morpheus knows the right buttons to push. Methods of brewing are discussed, and Liz <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/community/milliways_bar/308990.html?thread=9863166#t9863166">accepts</a> the offer of tutelage, as well as showing how deftly she can handle a tea pot.

Morpheus decides to <a href="
http://www.livejournal.com/community/milliways_bar/308990.html?thread=9869054#t9869054">tread virgin ground</a> and allows Liz to make up a cup of tea to her specifications for him to drink. She brings up the point that when they have explored all manners of the subject at hand that they know of between the two of them they could invite others to join them. Peter, Death, and Constantine are all mentioned in the subsequent conversation.

Death and "the subject" <font size=1>Really! Tea!</font> are discussed with Liz commenting that <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/community/milliways_bar/308990.html?thread=9885182#t9885182">she hopes that Death engages in such activities prior to her duties</a> rather than afterward and neatly slipping hints of necrophilia into the subtext of the conversation. Go Liz!

And at this point Liz!mun and I die of exhaustion, so the tea-smut will continue tomorrow.

I'd apologize again, but it would be a lie.

Comments

[true_desire]

Of course, with all the 'accidental' innuendo Desire has to get involved, even if it doesn't join in per se... Strangely, Desire doesn't get the joke for once.

(Thanks for letting me come observe, Liz & Morpheus. ;) )

[young_tmriddle]

Um, that might have been the funniest, and yet the most Victorian and therefore repressed, smut I've ever read. Too funny.