To steal a line from Bernard...

[bloody-awful.livejournal.com]

BOOM BOOM

ETA: How the hell do we get rid of this thing? It's never not worked before!

ETA Again from Spiderine: Well, it's extremely in character for John to fuck up to this extent... Can I just apologize now?

ETA Again Again from Spiderine: Pleeeeeeeeze don't kick me out! Pleeeeeze! *points at John* All his fault! Not mine! Not mine!

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[lord-of-dreams.livejournal.com]

Y'all know Sirius is going to kill you, right?

*laughing at the poor pyros*

[bloody-awful.livejournal.com]

Mea culpa, mea maxima culpa...

[lord-of-dreams.livejournal.com]

Misereatur tui omnipotens Sirius, et dimissis peccatis tuis, perducat te ad vitam aeternam.

[bloody-awful.livejournal.com]

I can't even imagine what the penance will be for this...

[lord-of-dreams.livejournal.com]

Cleaning the bar by hand? Restoring all the woodwork? Paying your tab?

[bloody-awful.livejournal.com]

*Spiderine weeps*

[lord-of-dreams.livejournal.com]

*petpetsoothepet*

[bobby-gadling.livejournal.com]

*Hob, curled up in the corner like a hurt kitten, looks at Spiderine with big sad reproachful eyes before going back to shivering.*

*snerk*

For my part, I think John should be forced to drink inferior beer and give up smoking to atone.

[bloody-awful.livejournal.com]

*moans* God not that! Anything but that!

[lord-of-dreams.livejournal.com]

Considering what John runs on, I think that would kill him. And then Death would Not Be Amused.

[leplusbeau]

Fleur thinks it was brilliant and is pouting because she didn't get to burn/kill/main/torture anything. You should get more credit to your tab for causing lovely chaos!

[weallscream.livejournal.com]

I'm dying.

Y'all are summarizing it, not meeeeeeeeee!

*runs away*

[veryvorkosigan]

I just hope somebody does, 'cos I really really didn't get what just happened.

[weallscream.livejournal.com]

Right. Um...Paul's Doc came looking for him.

Lots of people tried to blow him up.

[the-woodpecker.livejournal.com]

God, I hope I don't have to do that whole Happy Hour thread. *fears*

[weallscream.livejournal.com]

*Clings to Bernard-mun in fear*

We shall suffer together.

[the-woodpecker.livejournal.com]

Woe! *sobs*

[veryvorkosigan]

That much I got. I think. Sort of.

[weallscream.livejournal.com]

And then he didn't blow up. And Paul was all: Why you blowin' up my Doc?

[veryvorkosigan]

Right! Now we're up to the part I didn't get.

[weallscream.livejournal.com]

The part where Paul didn't want his Doc exploded?

[veryvorkosigan]

that, and then what actually happened after that.

[weallscream.livejournal.com]

Am pulling a ways-back room post about that.
Um...people felt silly and drank. The Doc made Paul say he was (gasp) sorry! and contemplated cutting open John's head but didn't say anything about it. The end!

[trumpeter-lady.livejournal.com]

Well, Gabby fixed the bar, but someone's probably going to tell Sirius anyway.

... Completely off topic, but I really want to meet the landlord.