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We were quoting various incarnations of it enough in crackchat...

by limitedbythesky

i_love_kettch's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 16% Politically Correct!)

Started : 01st January 2006 06:10:11 AM Ended : 01st January 2006 04:38:06 PM

Alco Money! : $ 233

Guests of Honour

empath_wiggin is an insane Liberal Christian who bites at cats randomly in the street. empath_wiggin decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
hellobugbite is a lethargic Liberal Christian. hellobugbite drank 2 Hot Toddys.
col_cardboard is an up-tight Fundementalist Christian and is as anti-alcohol as they come. col_cardboard decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
jedizekk is a bewildered Muslim and is usually the last person standing at the bar. jedizekk drank 6 Rums.
shaped_jeedai is a whimsical Wiccan. shaped_jeedai drank 1 Stout, 5 Brandys, 1 Sherry.
devils_dandy is a paranoid Taoist. devils_dandy decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
jedipilot is a detestable Atheist who starts fires and lays the blame for it on God. jedipilot drank 6 Vodkas, 3 Rums, 1 White Wine, 1 Vermouth.
majorinyri is a dismayed Taoist and the perfect example on why its probably best not to drink 10 bottles of wine a night. majorinyri decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
astral_brat is a cast down Liberal Christian. astral_brat drank 3 Rums.
torch_reporter is an edgy Atheist. torch_reporter drank 9 Whiskeys, 2 Tequilas, 1 Ale.
i_love_kettch is a graceful Muslim. i_love_kettch drank 7 White Wines, 2 Red Wines, 5 Coffee Liqueurs, 4 Gins, 2 Red Wines.
jaded_jedi is an enthusiastic Taoist. jaded_jedi decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
the_damsel is a malevolent Atheist. the_damsel drank 4 Gins, 1 Ale, 1 Kahlua.

Sick!

5 people thought it would be a wise idea to donate their stomach contents to i_love_kettch's kitchen floor!

Fights

shaped_jeedai and col_cardboard spent most of the night wrestling with each other over the Twister mat. Early reports seem to indicate that they were not...I repeat NOT fucking

the_damsel and col_cardboard got into a brutal fist fight after the_damsel made a flippant remark along the lines of 'If God has a dick, I basically think we are all fucked'.

Lovers

'It must be love, love love!' and how so in the case of shaped_jeedai and majorinyri. It's like Romeo and Juliet all over again without any of the suspense!

The Drunkest

i_love_kettch you just don't know when to stop do yer? Get down and give me 20! AND MOP THAT SICK UP!

Random Events

Oh the powers of persusasion! devils_dandy managed to convince a less than sober astral_brat that the milkman had run away with their dentures. astral_brat began chewing on the sofa, realising 5 hours later that they had a healthy set of teeth!

devils_dandy admitted that they openly stole from the poor. they went on to explain that
they used this money to fuel their addiction to cough medicine.

Happy New Year!

Do you believe in all of that New Years Resolution shit? If not, celebrate the New Year as you mean to go on with the ultimate new years party from hell! Enter your name below to experience the ultimate in complete useless bollocks! Your Hero God Loves Coke.

*amused*

Also: the room stood in awe as devils_dandy declared that they were jesus before pouring a glass of red wine over shaped_jeedai's head.

Comments

[just-a-soldier.livejournal.com]

gorlim - "Sober???? Is that a type of tequila. Give us a lick!"

Scary thing...I can totally see Gorlim saying that ^^;

There is a high probability that after last nights ahem....display of affection that devils_dandy and _perfectblue will be announcing devils_dandy's glorious pregnancy pretty soon.

*is ded* Yup if Illyria and Nasse were to have a baby, he'd be the pregnant one ^^;

[prix-etoile.livejournal.com]

He so would...Illyria would never stoop so low as to actually carry a child.

*gigglesnorts to death*

[just-a-soldier.livejournal.com]

I can totally see Nasse craving all sorts of despicable human food.

[prix-etoile.livejournal.com]

"GET ME PICKLES AND ICE CREAM!"

Illyria: ....

[perfectblue.livejournal.com]

Oh my God I hate love you people.

[perfectblue.livejournal.com]

...

Contrary to popular belief _just_fred firmly assured the room that they have never considered following "Reindeer Blowing" as a proper career.


...

My other pup wants to know who the fuck has been spreading THAT rumor!

[prix-etoile.livejournal.com]

...HAHAHAHAH.

oh your pups are SO MUCH FUN, Miche.