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It may have come to your attention that I entered the bar tonight under the guise of one Richard VonHoofenberger, complete with disguise. As those of you who have read or seen the Series of Unfortunate Events will know, it is a quite unfortunate situation indeed, that adults can rarely see through my Very Klevar Disguises. What I am asking is that, if you would like your character to see through them, please make a note of such, so that if the water gets too hot, so to speak, I may disappear. Please address any questions, comments or praise below. Complaints may be directed to the waste bin.

*bows*

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... But "klevar" doesn't start with F! VKD doesn't make sense!

Off with your head!

I was sure beheadings became Out yesterday...

Tim will probably notice it is a disguise, but he hasn't seen the posters....

Truman saw the poster, and he is bright. Though he's been around actors all his life unaware too, so maybe, maybe not be able to tell? (Then again, they were actually GOOOD actors :p )
Either that, or he'll be wondering why there's so many new people who look vaguely familiar.

Either that, or he'll be wondering why there's so many new people who look vaguely familiar.

HAHA YES. I VOTE THAT ONE.

Collision of Jim Carrey pups? You just know there's gonna be lots of crack! XD

*snickers* If Johnny runs into Olaf, he'd probably notice the disguise, but he wouldn't really care. He'd just find it amusing. ;) Especially since (a) he hasn't seen the poster and (b) it's none of his beeswax.

(Also, this post made me -die- giggling. You've got Olaf to a tee.)

*snerk* Beautiful.

You may have at your disposal a completely oblivious Xander, Oats, Clarice, Penelope Clearwater, or Shadwell.

Antigone is trickier because of how she chose deliberately to die before "growing up" and becoming an adult. I suspect she wouldn't be fooled.

Puck, sadly, is a bit too clever to be tricked by fake mustaches.

*considers*

Morgan is psychic, and seveneen. No disguises would work.

Mordred's not technically an adult, so I'll play that by ear, but leaning towards him eventually noticing.

Other characters...eh. No idea, I'll see if they come up against him.

Oh hee, brilliant. =D

Unless Olaf employs, say, a very heavy cologne,

_fisshes won't be fooled. He has a very good sense of smell, not to mention a crazy sort of sixth sense that tells him when to Not Like people of Olaf's sort. So, even if the disguise does fool him, no allies here.

Ironically,

armoralchemy and

fearless_ferret will fall for the disguises hook, line, and sinker. Al's eyesight is not very good, on account of having NO EYES, and Ron, he's just a mite dim. But only a wee bit.

ilovebearbert and

her_my_own_knee are both the smartest of my pups, still just barely children, and highly suspicious by experience. They will not be fooled. At all.

biiigbooone will never suspect a thing. Neither will

buddyofchrist, and

_iamgred_ may go "Heey, haven't I seen you before?" once or twice, but not much more than that.

truly_royal will see right through the disguises. I think she may actually become a nuisance - albeit a very polite one - because why in the world would someone wear so many ridiculous disguises?

flowerofsteel may or may not know, but won't care either way. Just as long as he doesn't bother ~~Faramir~~ her.

Fantastic! *standing ovation of one*

Unfortunately, all my pups--CSI, ex-terrorist, granddaughter of Death, magical orangutan--would seem likely to notice something, so I suppose we might have to avoid each other. :/

River is probably the only relevant one here. She wanders back and forth across the childhood-adulthood barrier anyway and, uh, she's River. So I think I'd like her to be quicker than usual about picking up on the fact, although in deference to the Evil Brilliance MwahahahahaHA of his disguises it may not be immediate.

It may take her a bit to learn that this guy who is sketchy and fond of disguises is Count Olaf, though. At the moment she's suspicious only.

(I dunno if he'll ever encounter Regan. But she'd be fooled.)

i_spoiled_it would notice, because she's mostly a kid herself and also a trained detective insert bat-canon here etc etc. But she's in the cells and hasn't seen any posters or anything, so.

Face, Han and Cassie? Oblivious little darlings.

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