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Okay!

So some of you are cursed but I haven't gotten to thread with you yet (or Lynne hasn't, or Ashie, or Star, or see-the-list).

This is a Sad Thing because you don't get to be violent and we don't get to be varied levels of "Oh shit" and "What the fuck".

SO!

If you have not had a chance to go after someone, and you want a chance to do so...post in here. We will bend over backward to make sure you get to fight someone! Even if its played over slowtime and takes several days, we will get it done! No target unmolested!

In the same venue, if you have not been attacked, and you want to be attacked, please follow the two step procedure of: Posting here and posting in Milliways with "Target-(looks like X)" in your post.

I can say that I, personally, am perfectly willing to have anything that can eventually be healed (even if its by yo-yo'ing Arithon out the front door) happen to the little bastard. For reference I point out the shooting of yesterday and the torture of some months past.

Last thing:
Hero types! The time has come to start wandering into Asandir, Arithon, Ramon, and possibly Moiraine threads and mention your abilities with light and/or shadows. Please to recall that this is not "good and/or evil", but light and/or shadows on a non-metaphysical level. *sheepish* Also please to post down here if you have "shadows" instead of light so that we can partner people up, otherwise each person will be "partnered" with Ari.

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I still want to use a flashlight as a lethal weapon. *innocent*

Tell me when!

If you mean Avar, I mean. Thingy. Yes.

I need to figure out how to use a flashlight as a lethal weapon, unfortunately. As it would be more comedic than dramatic.

(The near murder scene in her canon, though, is actually really funny if read twice.)

Sometimes they are heavy?

And you can bludgeon people with them?

Also sticking them down throats?

*is not helpful*

Slam it through someone's eye.
A hard enough stride on the temple.
If you're really motivated you could dig it into the stomach and cause all kinds of blunt trauma while eventually tearing the guts open.

...

Yeah, so, my da? He used to blow things up for a living.

You are all very smart.

And I will be sure to stay away from every single person who makes a suggestion, if ever I am with them IRL and in the vicinity of a flashlight.

*digs toes in the dirt* We used to have entire dinners where the conversation centered around "How many ways can you kill someone with a(n) ..."

That's like when I came back from being Rue the Pincushion and the idea that my liver was fine came up -- and our dinner table discussion was liver transplants from there on.

My mother had to leave the kitchen to be able to eat. It was tragic.

...we had that conversation in the dining hall tonight.

by we, I mean my friend and I.

But then, we are strange, strange children.

It's also suitable for games of Concentration. Category "ways to kill people."

Our record was 101 ways to kill someone using only a paperclip and/or door knob.

Mom started crying.

Would like to add that a strike to the throat or the base of the skull might also work. Especially if the flashlight were a maglight.

...Jumping in late because I am bored, and no one is awake.

yo-yo'ing Arithon out the front door

*snickers* *looks innocent*

So. Yes. Svava looks enough like a former blonde vampire (formerly a vampire, she's still blonde) to be mistaken for such--

And please. She's had a rough couple of days. A fight might even be good for her!

*woes about missing her chance for getting her puppet-o-choice cursed*

This looks like sooooo much fun...*fuus*

Sorry! Up until it went after Moiraine, I was accepting stragglers, but Dream gelded it.

...In so much as you can geld mist.

*whimpers at the mental images*

Ow.

That's just-

Ow.

*grins and handwaves* no worries either way. *wince* besides the fact that John Preston's plot is still kinda goin' wonky.

These things happen. Maybe next year?

*has no idea what she's doing next year. Except not Nyarlathotep.

Many things in this player's life are based off the idea "Not Nyarlathotep".

Which fact is actually kind of frightening on its own, if you think about it.*

Someone: So, what're you thinking about?

Madb: Not Nyarlathotep.

That Statement: *immediately makes people in conversation think of Nyarlathotep*

These things happen. Maybe next year?

*has no idea what she's doing next year. Except not Nyarlathotep.

So, last year was Narla, then there was the Kitsune plot, this year is Arithon...pick another character, maybe? *grins*

... I had to go and check to make sure it wasn't my one friend whose books I bepounced when I was over at her apartment and saw that she had all zillion of the Janny Wurts books. I may have uh, gone on about Milliways a bit.

:D?

*hides under icon*

*giggles*

Don't worry, I think most of the people I tell about Milliways are of the sort to look at me like I'm on crack and never think of it again, not stalk the LJ's of other pups I've mentioned.

But I had to offer a reasonable explanation for why I went "ZOMG!!! THOSE BOOKS!"

Icon/Madb:OTP

There is an elf, in the bar, and will be for some time, who looks like a tall blond bastard type.

But. I am not so certain anyone is currently looking for a tall blond bastard type.

So.

He is there anyway.

*offers up Glorfindel in drag mental images to make this post worthwhile*

I will break Steph out of the cells myself if Glorfindel decides to go in for drag-as-way-to-escape-insane-Robin.

*firmly*

And I'll see if we can get Liam to assume everyone is cursed by Arithon and thus deserves to be let out into the bar again.

Oooooooh. *grin* Though you know you want to see a millenias-old elf armsmaster and a bat-trained superhero go head to head. Especially when only one of them is armed at the moment. *innocents about*

Well, yes. But not nearly as much as I want to see Glorfindel in a ~~micromini~~ skirt.

Micromini? But that won't even cover...

Oh.

Oh.

Hmmm.

Maybe if someone spiked his wine with Atlantean?

This could be done. *ponderponderponder*

I know I do! Shall we?

I talked to Liam's player! Prior to getting tricked into a cell, he's letting all the other curse victims out.

SHIIIINY.

...I just got home and clearly have to read the weekend's worth of posts to catch up, but, yes. SHINY.

So...yes. You are back on "assaulting tall blonde men/elves" duty.

Eeeeeeexcellent. *with handrubbing and cackling*

{raises hand}

So, Dave HAS no light or shadows thing. At all. BUt IF someone has gone after Paige (and I don't know if they have), then he's going to want to fight. Is this at all possible with a ~~flashlight~~ torch or summat?

In similar vein, Mel's really REALLY mad and won't take noe for an answer about being 1&3, depite plot rules - again if it's OK?- Her gun is clearly electromagnetic based, as she blinds someone with it in canon. Can she play, can she?

Funny you shouold say that, lookie what happened stupidly early this morning (http://community.livejournal.com/milliways_bar/11306105.html?thread=468709753#t468709753)

We can handwave her telling him, oom it or I can go post her in the bar now.

Also I'll talk to the other Charmed muns sees if we can help out with Dave's like a light/shadows if you want.

Post her in!

At some point I'm going to a party, but we can start a thread now, no probs.

And at some point I'm going to a synth night so suits me fine!

Well, the no 1&3 rule was based off "If you don't believe that you were cursed, you won't fight the thingy what cursed you" idea, so I think that she can stab at the mist withe the gun.

And Dave can attempt to help with lower-level tech, but it really won't do any good? Is that okay?

Is fine!

If I can't work him ICly to meeting up with people, then just Mel, though. Because she's really pissed and has the connections to get involves.

Michael has not had a chance to attack anyone yet. *grins* Mostly because the player has been dead when Asandir and/or Rabbit have been posted in lately. But this must happen.

Also, Roshaun has light powers. And needs to talk to Steph inna cells.

Poke me the next time that you're on AIM (I am twintailmadb there) and I'll put him in special for you.

And if that doesn't happen, we can set up a slowtime in either Michael's journal or Asandir's.

Tomorrow any good for you? I'd say tonight, but I'm slightly overthreaded.

Due to the level of "sick" in the house, I can but promise to try.

I should be around for a large chunk of tonight, and Liam needs to get his violence on.

Ping me when you get on, I should be around.

Er. Pretend I am posting as Alex.

Am still happy to have him be mistaken for small-dark-and-magicy, if anyone's after that.

Hi! I suck. I do want to have my girl go after Arithon as planned. She just... hasn't been in the mood to thread violence. Or maybe I haven't. So maybe this one will be brief and involve a lot of ranting and very little actual violence.

Since she's cursed I've gotta get her to do something. I'll put her innabar?

And Darla's still theoretically available for looking like Bianca if anyone very much wants to go after her.

I just... suck. And lack brainspace.

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