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ways_back_room2006-03-11 12:00 pm
awesome_lilly) wrote in ways_back_room2006-03-11 12:00 pm
Offers of Employment
Cake or death? Whore or reporter?
While I think we all know what Eddie Izzard would choose, what would your pup do? See, I think the tab thing is a great way to give pups some plot, something to do in the bar, and get a little realism going on. I also think there are potentially much more interesting ways to get your tab paid off than through the offices of a conveniently wealthy friend, which is why Lilly's not paying off any tabs. Besides, they're only going to run up again if the pup doesn't have a steady source of income.
Instead, she is offering positions (hee. positions. *goes to stand with Karen in the 12-year old corner*) on the paper (once Becca and I get the staff roster and handwavey publication a little more organized) and of course, in Madam Lilly's Delicate Flowers brothel. About that... it was kinda a cracky idea, but there have been serious applicants and people need jobs and to get laid and Lilly is already picking out fabulous Madam outfits and planning a launch party and yeah. This is what happens when you let Josie encourage you, people.
So, paper will probably be hiring a reporter or two, and the brothel will be hiring whores (she has four already. wtf, yo?), a bouncer or two, (Lilly will look after her bitches), and possibly additional support positions. (hee. suppo-... *goes back to corner*). Of course, the brothel will also need clients to keep going. Confidentiality assured.
If you have any pups who'd be interested in and especially in need of jobs either on the paper or in the whorehouse, AND if you have a pup who's a potential brothel client, comment below and let me know? And, uh, you might want to be sure you specify which one they're interested in. ;-)
While I think we all know what Eddie Izzard would choose, what would your pup do? See, I think the tab thing is a great way to give pups some plot, something to do in the bar, and get a little realism going on. I also think there are potentially much more interesting ways to get your tab paid off than through the offices of a conveniently wealthy friend, which is why Lilly's not paying off any tabs. Besides, they're only going to run up again if the pup doesn't have a steady source of income.
Instead, she is offering positions (hee. positions. *goes to stand with Karen in the 12-year old corner*) on the paper (once Becca and I get the staff roster and handwavey publication a little more organized) and of course, in Madam Lilly's Delicate Flowers brothel. About that... it was kinda a cracky idea, but there have been serious applicants and people need jobs and to get laid and Lilly is already picking out fabulous Madam outfits and planning a launch party and yeah. This is what happens when you let Josie encourage you, people.
So, paper will probably be hiring a reporter or two, and the brothel will be hiring whores (she has four already. wtf, yo?), a bouncer or two, (Lilly will look after her bitches), and possibly additional support positions. (hee. suppo-... *goes back to corner*). Of course, the brothel will also need clients to keep going. Confidentiality assured.
If you have any pups who'd be interested in and especially in need of jobs either on the paper or in the whorehouse, AND if you have a pup who's a potential brothel client, comment below and let me know? And, uh, you might want to be sure you specify which one they're interested in. ;-)
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