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This was inspired by Ray and Peter's thread which touched on Jedi underwear and crackchat speculation regarding if they wear any at all.

The orginal song is "The Scotsman", and, if you know this song, it's definately PG-13.

A Jedi dressed in robes one day did stumble out a lift.
And it was very obvious he was completely kriffed.
The Force it wasn’t strong enough to clear his muddled head.
And so he fell down by the path and slept sound as the dead.

Ring-ding didle lidle la deo
Ring dye didley eye oh
So he fell down by the path and slept sound as the dead.

Just then who should happen by? A pair of Twi’lek girls.
And one said to the other with a toss of tentacles.
“See that handsome Jedi sleeping there beside the road?
I wonder if it’s true what they don’t wear beneath those robes.”

Ring-ding didle lidle la deo
Ring dye didley eye oh
I wonder if it’s true what they don’t wear beneath those robes.

So they crept up quietly upon the sleeping Knight,
And gently lifted up his robes to see that wonderous sight.
Perhaps their midichlorians need ventilation there.
But underneath that stately robe, he was completely bare.

Ring-ding didle lidle la deo
Ring dye didley eye oh
But underneath that stately robe, he was completely bare.

They marveled, but their shuttle was soon scheduled to depart.
But they could not leave unadorned this natural work of art.
As a gift they left a blue, silk ribbon in an intricate knot.
Around the Jedi’s pride and joy (You’d think he was a Scot.)

Ring-ding didle lidle la deo
Ring dye didley eye oh
Around the Jedi’s pride and joy (You’d think he was a Scot.)

At last he woke to nature’s call and to the ‘fresher went.
And, as he opened up his robes, he saw what fate had sent.
He shook his head and rolled his eyes and sighed above the loo,
“I’ll have you know, my saber’s green. I’ve never fought with blue.”

Ring-ding didle lidle la deo
Ring dye didley eye oh
“I’ll have you know, my saber’s green. I’ve never fought with blue.”