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[bobby-gadling.livejournal.com]

AN UPDATE IN THE WAR FOR BILLY (we really need a network news icon for that):

The forces of Hell and Punk Rock suffered a major setback today as deceased, much-disputed sex god Billy Tallent made out with and later went to bed with Hob Gadling after a long and angst-filled night of telling stories.

The representative of Hell, one Lucifer (Morningstar), could not be reached for comment, but Punk Rock's chief claimant, Joe Dick, went on record as saying: "I'm sitting at the bottom of the fucking FROZEN LAKE and this ass goes making moves on Billy! When I can't even do anything about it! ...[N]ow where did I put those bombs?"

Neither Gadling nor Tallent has been seen since their exit stage left towards the bedrooms; however, it is expected that smut will be forthcoming.

Comments

[clumsy_auror]

Woohoo! Smmmut!

Erm, yeah. Sorry about the Joe-at-the-bottom-of-the-frozen-lake thing, we sort of forgot he was in there.

...

What am I saying? I'm sure Hob's thrilled. :)

[bobby-gadling.livejournal.com]

Hob doesn't know that Joe's in the lake, only that he's gone--- which is all he cares about. XD

However, I have a feeling when Joe gets out, he's gonna be even more pissed...

[clumsy_auror]

I have no doubt. :)

[hard-core-dick.livejournal.com]

Yeah, your feeling's right, there, little buddy.

*glares*

[clumsy_auror]

*is unrepentant*

*g*

[musical-muse.livejournal.com]

Here...It sucks, but...here: