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Hullo all!

This is a brief, bogglingly early-morning note to let you know that I will be in the Hill Country from Friday morning through Sunday night, far, far from civilization and computers and the like. Thus, neither Hob nor Pepper will be in the bar during that time. I've given Godding rights for Hob to

hard_core_dick,

samael_diablo, and

anthy_rosebride, so those muns should know what's what (except that you are NOT TO BELIEVE ANTHY'S LIES ABOUT HOB AND GOATS!), and

last_adam will God Pepper as needed. And when Nny's around, of course, she usually knows what's what with both characters.

If I don't return, know that I've been kidnapped by mutant armadilloes and eaten alive. Mourn me well.

Now I shall go back to writing incredibly filthy Joe/Hob porn. Hurrah Milliways!

-art.

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If you do not return, I will turn necromancer and bring you back. War for Billy is far too entertaining for you to be merely eaten by unmindful mutant armadilloes.

The armadilloes are on Joe's side. Or maybe Lucifer's. It's hard to tell, with armadilloes.

Your necromancy is appreciated. Especially at six o'clock in the morning.

And this is still me. Just hiding in my true form.

True, true. They could be on their own side and are merely seeming to help Joe and Lucifer while in fact it is all part of an evil and twisted plot to kidnap Billy for themselves.

...six o'clock in the morning?! I have trouble staying up unil eleven.

Hee! I guessed.

There are lies about goats? How utterly, utterly shocking! *faints from the mere thought* Go on...

Also, I am loving the filthy porn. It is wonderful and I may have to have the babies of both you and Joemun. *runs back to read*

You faint at goat-lies, but love the filthy porn?

You are far braver than I.

-still art.

Well you know, the whole idea of goat pimping is beautiful and magical, while the porn is just dirty and hot. It's an easy choice, really. *grins*

Just going to take the opportunity to SQUEE! at Michael and Pepper's little scrap yesterday.
So, SQUEE!

*sad* Pepper got burninated.

It got better.

-art.

Joe-mun would simply like to take this chance to express her love for Hob-mun and thank Hob-mun for putting up with the all night insanity of dirty!violent!smut.

*drags herself bodily out of bed, crawls to the computer, smacks a big virtual kiss on Joe-mun's forehead, and dies.*

...put on my tombstone: SHE WROTE SMUT. FINALLY.

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