Lizzykins?

[watch-wait.livejournal.com]

Say Bartleby was seducing you to reassert his manliness after the thing with the Fool yesterday. Would you be open to seducing?

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[muddypetticoats.livejournal.com]

Erm. Damn. You do know how to put a lady on the spot.

*coughs* Well.

I would say it depends on your definition of 'seducing'. Give me a better idea of what you're thinking. If you don't want to spill the beans on what precisely you're thinking, you can IM me: CivilAsAnOrange.

[surexit.livejournal.com]

Depends how far I can manage to go. :D Just... seducing, with the aim of the bedroom fixed firmly in mind. However, Lizmight not let it get that far.

-Bartleby

[white-to-gold.livejournal.com]

*hopes liz delivers smackdown*

[muddypetticoats.livejournal.com]

You are biased, and therefore do not count. ;)

[surexit.livejournal.com]

*pets* Ah yes, I inspire such jealousy. *preens*

[muddypetticoats.livejournal.com]

Unless severe drunkenness is involved, I can pretty well promise that Liz will not let it get that far. Bartleby's corrupted her, but she's still a lady.

He is more than welcome to try, though. I just request that we wrap the profanity thread and figure out a way to work a new thread somewhere. LJ's threading system has screwed their current location something fierce, and it's driving me insane. Perhaps Liz will go freshen up or something, and come back down for Happy Hour?

[surexit.livejournal.com]

Sure, go for it. If seduction doesn't manifest, it's because I'm too tired to seduce. :D

[muddypetticoats.livejournal.com]

All righty. She shall excuse herself momentarily.

[muddypetticoats.livejournal.com]

Mmkay. Name the thread. Liz will resurface.

[mnt_raph]

Better her than me!
*sighs in relief*

[watch-wait.livejournal.com]

Seducing me wouldn't reassert my manliness. You're a man. Still... *pets*

[mnt_raph]

That's right.
And don't you forget it!

[watch-wait.livejournal.com]

You da man.

[muddypetticoats.livejournal.com]

Erm, well, he's a turtle.

A very manly turtle, but still. A turtle.

All seducing Raph would do is assert Bartleby's latent bestiality.

(Edited for spelling. Gah.)

[anthy-rosebride.livejournal.com]

Whaddaya mean, latent?

*mutters*

[watch-wait.livejournal.com]

OMG DONT B SO PREJOODISED AGENST BEASTIALITY!1!1!!

P&P appears to have been aptly named. :D

[iopenthings]

With the night Door's about to have, I think *she* might be available for some seducing. (Although that may be later than you're planning on playing: But that's a note for the bar at large, if anyone's interested)

[watch-wait.livejournal.com]

Oooooh.

Liz? Door? Liz? Door?

Oh, except you know I'm gay. So maybe not.

[iopenthings]

Psssh. Once Ingress is in bed, I fully intend to get Door very, *very* drunk.

[watch-wait.livejournal.com]

*grins* Well, we'll be in the Crowley thread. Unless I've gone to bed.

With Liz.

[muddypetticoats.livejournal.com]

Shpff. Bartleby's gotta do better than that if he wants to have a chance.

[pirate_jack]

Drunken women in need of comforting? That's Jack's specialty... one of them, anyway. ;)

Although you and Tom are killing me with the angst already!

[iopenthings]

We'll see how the rest of this argument goes... I may take you up on that ;)

[bloody-awful.livejournal.com]

Gay? You're gay? This can be interesting...

[watch-wait.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm hmmmmm. And embarking on two doomed relationships as we speak. Although I'm open to more. :D