http://hard-core-dick.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] hard-core-dick.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] ways_back_room2004-08-11 07:06 am

The Seduction of Hob Gadling

or, A story in Which Really Fucked Up Things Happen.

Warning: Not for minors or the weak of heart.

Setup: A few days ago, after Billy and Hob slept together, Billy had a most unsettling dream. Then Billy and Lucifer sleep together, and that's when things start to get weird. Lucifer, in the room with Billy, notices.

Tonight!

Joe and Hob are both feeling rather shaky. Something is wrong, very wrong, and Joe doesn't know what it is, but they finally work out that it's to do with Billy and Lucifer. Thoughts are shared, and there's something else hinky going on.

Joe tries to leave, and they both freak out. Hob doesn't want Joe touching him, but Joe can't seem to help himself, and then they're kissing and necking and then Joe is jerking Hob off in the middle of the bar.

They get a room and move it upstairs, where things only get worse. They wind up in bed, and things happen. Both Joe and Hob eventually fall asleep. And it is ALL very explicitly sexual.

Sirius: Joe and Hob are sorry about that whole sex-in-the-bar thing. Except for that they're really not.

Anthy-mun: I have fulfilled my promise! Now I run away and hide. Or sleep.
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[identity profile] fahye.livejournal.com 2004-08-11 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
If anybody wants me, I'll be wibbling away in this corner over here.

*is dead*

If anybody wants Lucifer...no, you know what? I bet he found that just as disturbing as I did.

[identity profile] darthrami.livejournal.com 2004-08-11 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Ummmm. Come back! Come back! *calls to [livejournal.com profile] fahye*

we neeeeeed you.

[identity profile] dredpiratejenny.livejournal.com 2004-08-11 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, we need you.

Or shall shortly...

*evil laugh*

[identity profile] vampire-brat.livejournal.com 2004-08-11 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
Nuh. Those two. So hot. *wibble*

[identity profile] darthrami.livejournal.com 2004-08-11 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Ummm, thanks? :-D *is proud, and yet also more than a bit disturbed*

[identity profile] bloody-tired.livejournal.com 2004-08-11 09:46 am (UTC)(link)
Gah. With a side of WTF? to go with.

Do I detect the hand of Desire in this mess?

[identity profile] darthrami.livejournal.com 2004-08-11 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that good? or bad?

and... actually, no. :-x

[identity profile] copperbadge.livejournal.com 2004-08-11 10:29 am (UTC)(link)
Technically there's no rule against fucking in the bar, so long as it's not done in front of or to the kidlets. Or Sirius. I mean, if he doesn't see it he's okay with it. Mainly because he doesn't like Naked in the bar. Tis unsanitary :D

[identity profile] sign-seeker.livejournal.com 2004-08-11 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, they weren't really naked...

*wibbles lots* GAH. All four of you! *whimper*

[identity profile] darthrami.livejournal.com 2004-08-11 02:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Um... I'm sorry?

No, actually. No, I'm not. mwahahaha

[identity profile] sign-seeker.livejournal.com 2004-08-11 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I didn't say I didn't approve of it. *grin*

That icon is eminantly appropriate.

[identity profile] darthrami.livejournal.com 2004-08-11 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
so long as it's not done in front of or to the kidlets

Gah. *stabs eyes out*

Most definitely not.

They were mostly not naked. :-D

[identity profile] anthy-rosebride.livejournal.com 2004-08-11 12:37 pm (UTC)(link)
The crack is pleased with your summarizing and your feelthy smut. It smiles on you.

[identity profile] darthrami.livejournal.com 2004-08-11 02:51 pm (UTC)(link)
*wears the crack crown proudly*