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[gentleprince.livejournal.com]

So, let's say hypothetically Certain Observations were made.

Let's say, hypothetically, by Ven and Saundra. Who decided they had to be shared. Because WE LOVE YOU. No, really.

And let's say, hypothetically, the observation was this:

Does anyone in Milliways ever masturbate?

WE LEAVE YOU FINE PEOPLE TO CONSIDER THIS.

And we might, possibly, have a bit of a bet going as to how many of you START.

Don't disappoint us. There is money in this.

(You get this posted from Faramir's account, because we like to break your brains.)

Comments

[fairest1.livejournal.com]

oO

. . . is this a question directed at muns or pups? And in what context?

[gorlim.livejournal.com]

>.>

context?

crack needs context?

[puckishly.livejournal.com]

... Annnnd my soul just died.

[agonistes]

You know, call me a prude, speculate on my sexual proclivities (but not to my face, please), I don't care, but I really don't want to know.

And I'd very much appreciate it if this were behind a cut.

[bohemian-mark.livejournal.com]

Mucho Masterbation. That's all I have to say.

It's -canon-, baby.

[lvpd_sidle]

Mun: *facepalms and gags Sara again*

[latino_menace]

Ramon does! And cheerfully so! Of course. He can't go without.



Ramon: *facepalm at mun* Is nothing sacred?

[gorlim.livejournal.com]

We know aaaaall about the rats, yo.

[mnt_mike]

"It was number 14 on page one, quadrant one."

[lvpd_sidle]

First thing you discovered once you got five fingers? ;)

[kurosakiboy.livejournal.com]

Ichigo's a fifteen year old male. Do the Math.

Ichigo: Shut up!

That having been said, canonically Ichigo's body in the control of another has been shown masturbating. He's not AWARE of this, but still.

Ichigo: WHAT!?

And it wasn't graphic, but it was still disturbing without even seeing anything.

Ichigo: I'm gonna have to KILL KON. Little bastard touching my...ew...I feel so unclean.

[lvpd_sidle]

Gil has a very active sex life so...he doesn't masturbate. Much.
Celebrian as well.

Since Barry left, Sara is well acquainted with her Rabbits. Though that could change. *eyes Greg*

[gorlim.livejournal.com]

Celebrian has an active sex life?

....somehow the idea of Elrond.... *SPLORF*

kay. yes. gonnashutupnow.

[just-mad-about.livejournal.com]

Now, talk like that's for private.

--Though I must say that a Mal Reynolds shares information of that sort with girls he's just met.

[badinlatin]

Somehow I think anythin' labeled private 'tween you and me went out the window when you got naked and tried to steal my ship.

[geeky-agent.livejournal.com]

Yes.

All of them. Yes. We even once had an entire chat discussion dedicated to Chris' vibrator and possible cozies and other gifts for her.

Though if ever asked them they would sputter indignantly and talk about what a stupid and improper question that is.

The only one I'm not sure about is Teri. When she was alive, I'm sure she did. (Jack did go on long trips...) But now that she's dead and in heaven, that raises some theological issues I think.

[action-antihero.livejournal.com]

We even once had an entire chat discussion dedicated to Chris' vibrator and possible cozies and other gifts for her.

*snerk* Which somehow devolved into fic.

We are so messed up.

[veryvorkosigan]

Cordelia: "I certainly hope so. Good for the endorphin levels."

[holy-oats.livejournal.com]

"Um ... whatever an endorphin is, I'm sure that Om never intended for us to have very many of them."

[seker-pride.livejournal.com]

[I'll give you a proper answer as soon as I stop laughing...]

[gorlim.livejournal.com]

WE KNOW ALL ABOUT RABASTAN'S PLAYWIZARD MAGAZINES, HOR.

XD

[action-antihero.livejournal.com]

See, I know Jack has to, but when I ask him, all he gives me is this:



So, um...yeah, I don't usually ask.

[geeky-agent.livejournal.com]

And which icon would you use if Chris asked that question?

[jackdriscoll.livejournal.com]

Yes. (http://community.livejournal.com/milliways_bar/11004820.html?thread=456510612#t456510612)

[bloodyrockgod]

"I am healthy and under thirty. Of course I do."

[audieraines.livejournal.com]

Kim's just blushing red and Audrey's suddenly very into her book.

But yes, of course they do.

Michelle's going on and on about her favorite toys.

[doc-venkman.livejournal.com]

Venkman: "I got a fine woman. I don't have to. And lots of women before that. But hey, I'm good with hands?" *grins*

Draco is 17, and not as cold and asexual as I thought. So that answers that.

Giles: *sound of enthusiastic polishing...of glasses! Glasses people! Jeez!*

Scully: Canon's shown her to have a kinky side (Never Again ep had her getting turned on by getting a Tattoo)... soooo... leave it up to imagination *whistles*

Truman: Uh... *coughs* No comment.

[eostre-of-dawn.livejournal.com]

Easter: *raises eyebrow at Giles*

I need to come around more often, don't I?

[dramaturgca.livejournal.com]

Tere says yes.
Eri smirks. A lot. No really. A lot.
Rai nods and doesn't seem to care.
Willow is yes.
Starbuck just spit beer all over herself laughing.
The Snow Queen refuses to answer, but I think the answer is no.
Karla is snorting in her tea.
Surreal gave me this Look. Seriously, if looks could kill, the pity in that look...
Alia just looks serene.

[iamnotstorm.livejournal.com]

Lessee here:

Sarah: That would be yes. A lot. No, you don't want to know how much 'a lot' is, I don't even want to know, suffice to say she knows more about it than most teenage boys. Yeah.

Adric: Uh... honestly have no idea, wouldn't think so, probably doesn't even know what it is, poor thing.

Clive: I'm going to say yes, but I don't know for sure.

Estsanatlehi: Married, but probably yes.

Zorro: .... not often. But only because of the whole chivalrous dashing hero complex.

The Twins: ... does having their wicked way with each other count? Because... yeah, you don't want to know what they get up to when left to their own devices.

[bodldops.livejournal.com]

That is for me to know, or not think about, and for you all to probably not ever find out.

La.

[bitter-innocent.livejournal.com]

O_O

Um... Well...

Edmond is too polite/modest/innocent to speak of such things, but he's also a sailor and away from home a lot of the time.

D'Artagnan, somewhere along the same lines. It's not really an appropriate subject, but he's young and male.

The Salesman... well, he's not really interested in anyone/thing besides work just now, so he refuses to let me tell you either way. You're welcome to come to your own conclusions, of course.

Hestia: *Indignant* Mun: *Just dies*

Gwen, who hasn't been brought in yet. ...Well, she can't seem to keep her men alive, so what do you think?

[song_tra_bong]

Two years alone in the jungle? You do the math.

[jackdriscoll.livejournal.com]

42?

[yuppie-trash.livejournal.com]

*Needs to go return some videotapes.*

[scion-of-amber.livejournal.com]

Bianca: Centuries of being a vampire (the kind where blood = sex) and then human with a gorgeous husband...she says 'no'

Delia: Live-in girlfriend and a smirk. You decide.

Fiona: long periods of time spent by herself, with an on-again-off-again fiancee? You beat she does.

Melehan: ...somtimes. Very, very rarely. Not that interested in sex, and has a very pretty girlfriend.

Mordred: He's stuck inside the body of a 19 year old boy. What do you think?

Morgan: ...No.

'Zakath: Um. *eyes him* Not answering.

[notjustananimal.livejournal.com]

Wolf: ....Not really so much right now, no. He's blushing. And mentioning Virginia. Lots. And grinning wickedly.

So no, not really right now. Although in my mind he did a lot before.

Charles: ........Charles refuses to talk to me. Royalty are too polite and well-bred to talk about such things.

(personally, I betcha he does. And I KNOW he did before he was turned. Prolly not after he was turned. Um, creepy.)

Winnifred: ......you bet your sweet bippy. And aaw, the poor bunny's crying now.

Bastian: Is blushing and won't talk to me. That's a yes there, but he's somewhat ashamed of it.

[loyaltyinmotion.livejournal.com]

Jason: *eyes Wolf* Are you honestly telling me Virginia's letting you hit that after having a baby? A bottle of Atlantean says the rugrat gets "Mommy" and you get playtime alone.