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*dies laughing*

That is awesome!

I escaped from the Dungeon of Shelley Winters!

I killed Oneman Onevote the gelatinous cube, Forsaken Bard the gelatinous cube, Thedigitalpimp the owlbear, Acerbic Peach the zombie, Mctrillian the floating eye, Kayip the troll, Obligatoryass the arch-demon, 3rdtimelucky the minotaur, Notsoharmless the fire elemental, Unchosen the mind flayer and Medea Players the troll.

I looted the Armour of Chocolate, a Figurine of Slayer Fray, the Axe of Nita Callahan, the Sceptre of Theultimatelady, the Shield of Wwjimmycarterd, a Figurine of Somebodysdog, the Sword of Mother Dearest and 380 gold pieces.

Score: 505

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...Now I want to try Mel's...

Hahahaha, I killed muyself in my own dungeon!

I died in the Dungeon of Fightingthecage

I was killed in a small burial chamber by Fightingthecage the mind flayer, whilst carrying...

nothing

Score: 0

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That takes skill, man. Or, er, something.

Wow, I suck.

I escaped from the Dungeon of Piobaireachd!

I killed Yakalskovich the floating eye, Angelictigress the floating eye, Merodi No Yami the minotaur, Haru Mania the zombie, Blue Andromeda the minotaur, Thelastcricket the dragon, Simbah the rat, Whys Of The Y the owlbear, Knights Say Nih the rat and Capturedinprint the cockatrice.

I looted the Sceptre of Wolfspeaker621, the Crown of Ladymadrian, the Armour of Crantz, the Sword of Catrpillr, the Shield of Talyr, the Armour of Daundelyon, the Crown of Innerbrat, the Axe of Psychicsaphie, the Amulet of Singingwren, the Sword of the Croupier, the Crown of Osucssndr, the Wand of Bookelfe, the Sceptre of Selena451, the Crown of Googly Icons, the Sword of Thoth Amon, the Shield of Studioundeadrun and 197 gold pieces.

Score: 572

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a coat of arms shows illyria and dance dance revolution.

You read the scroll marked 'JOB-HUNTING'. Nothing happens.

You are in an uneven catacomb. A wooden sign warns of milliways.

You are in a sloping bathhouse. A plaque on the wall mentions hot fictional women.

You are in a candlelit laboratory. A plaque on the wall mentions internets.

You are walking through a foul-smelling pit. You notice some graffiti about anime.
You read the scroll marked 'MELODRAMA'. You hear the sound of ranting in the distance.

You are walking through a gloomy corridor. Bones are scattered in the shape of internets.
You quaff the potion marked 'BIGSCARY'. You suffer a momentary vision of making up words.

You find yourself in a pentagonal chamber. You notice a chiselled epitaph to fanfic.
You quaff the potion marked 'MISTRESSLIZ'. It tastes foul.

You are in an opulently-decorated armoury. A plaque on the wall mentions bitterness.
You quaff the potion marked 'THEATER'. It tastes like video games.

I escaped from the Dungeon of Piobaireachd!

I killed Viridian the fire elemental, Brychanus the kobold, Varadia the minotaur, Ardillamente the kobold, Pixidala the zombie, Quinby the fire elemental, Villainny the fire elemental, Djcati the fire elemental, Furikku the dragon, Yakalskovich the floating eye, Dramaturgca the dragon, Sonjaaa the arch-demon, Flohchica the goblin, Gothicsquish the goblin, Knightvln the giant spider, Angelictigress the floating eye, Nogoodnick the rat, Hisameshizumaru the leprechaun, Merodi No Yami the minotaur, Kimie Catclaw the mind flayer, Skylark913 the leprechaun, Blue Andromeda the minotaur, Whisperwheel the orc, Thelastcricket the dragon, Lycanfae the kobold, Simbah the rat, Corchen the rat, Knights Say Nih the rat and Capturedinprint the cockatrice.

I looted the Crown of Osucssndr, the Sword of the Croupier, the Amulet of Singingwren, the Wand of Bookelfe, the Amulet of Sweet Hermia, the Shield of Studioundeadrun, the Sword of Thoth Amon, the Crown of Googly Icons, the Sceptre of Selena451, the Crown of Ladymadrian, the Sceptre of Wolfspeaker621, the Wand of Snathe, the Crown of Innerbrat, the Axe of Psychicsaphie, the Crown of Pyralis Phyre, the Sceptre of Blue Lorelei, the Wand of Lucki Dog, the Sword of Catrpillr, the Crown of Faelhach, the Wand of Snowhunter, the Armour of Daundelyon, the Shield of Talyr and 689 gold pieces.

Score: 1264

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I escaped from the Dungeon of Gothicsquish!

I killed Prudentlike the nymph, Crushinator the owlbear, Hobbesthetiger the kobold, Styskel the mind flayer, Leechan the arch-demon, Infinitysend the kobold, Gwenyferb the dragon, Rurounitamashii the dragon, Spideymatt the mind flayer, Ferusgratia the leprechaun, Begraven the zombie, Snowhunter the minotaur, Julianhill the rat, Flohchica the fire elemental, Crabbattle the cockatrice, Daedalus2701 the floating eye, Shenysse the minotaur, Aralia 17 the fire elemental, Knightvln the arch-demon, Demonqueen666 the leprechaun, Lucki Dog the giant spider, Rune998 the troll, Nogoodnick the mind flayer, Hisameshizumaru the dragon, Mommyb the owlbear, Ladracul the fire elemental, Elanova the kobold, Whisperwheel the goblin, Celticlovecross the floating eye, Innesfactor the floating eye, Weirdboydeluxe the arch-demon, Metaldjinni the gelatinous cube, Skating Rei91 the kobold, Dmitriversus the arch-demon, Brutalentropy the minotaur, Iguanaaaa the fire elemental, Walkabouts the zombie, Cmd Bakotl the floating eye, Mvn Right Along the giant spider and Squish Art the orc.

I looted the Wand of Meditation, a Figurine of Tahn72, the Sword of Sci-fi, a Figurine of Darthgwen, the Shield of Adamjury, the Wand of Bull22, the Dagger of Lyceum Arabica, the Shield of Ladymadrian, the Shield of Osu L Greenleaf, the Armour of Gregrichey, the Sword of Sirrandom, the Sword of Roina Arwen, the Sword of Rosamund, a Figurine of Brychanus, a Figurine of Marrowbourne, the Crown of Chaoscollage, the Amulet of Eroticism, a Figurine of Incubus Lizard, the Crown of Rmonkey, the Shield of Comic Chic, the Armour of Merodi No Yami, the Crown of Huntress1979, the Amulet of Nature, the Dagger of Damndirtyhippie, the Dagger of David Bowie, the Shield of Passion, the Wand of the Aisling, the Sword of Lemongalaxy and 1126 gold pieces.

Score: 1651

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I died in the Dungeon of Slayer Fray

I was killed in a narrow torture chamber by Bitter Brother the minotaur, whilst carrying...

a Figurine of Bad In Latin, the Crown of Comm Npc, the Sceptre of Dusting Lurks, the Crown of 3rdtimelucky, the Amulet of Erin, the Sceptre of Grabbing, the Axe of Mnt Raph, a Figurine of B a Summers, the Shield of Shelley Winters and 177 gold pieces.

Score: 251

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I escaped from the Dungeon of Slayer Fray!

I looted the Sceptre of Grabbing, a Figurine of B a Summers, the Sceptre of Dusting Lurks, the Crown of Comm Npc, a Figurine of Bad In Latin, the Crown of 3rdtimelucky, the Amulet of Erin and 0 gold pieces.

Score: 325

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Damnit, Debi, too much fun.

I died in the Dungeon of Mogget Cat

I was killed in a cold corridor by Futures Of Ash the fire elemental, whilst carrying...

the Sword of Iopenthings, the Dagger of Capt Angie, the Dagger of Making Trouble, the Armour of Being Smug, the Axe of Singing, a Figurine of Fairest1, the Sword of Being Petted and 104 gold pieces.

Score: 77

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*goes to try again*

Armor of being smug. That's my favorite. heh, heh.

I died in the Dungeon of Mogget Cat

I was killed in a cold crypt by No More Chianti the dragon, whilst carrying...

the Armour of Being Smug, the Dagger of Making Trouble, the Sword of Iopenthings, the Axe of Singing, a Figurine of Fairest1, the Sword of Being Petted, the Axe of Wer Storm and 175 gold pieces.

Score: 112

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What GIVES?

*mutters* Clarice is not a dragon lady.

A burninator. :D?

I escaped from the Dungeon of Mogget Cat!

I killed Pjpettigrew the floating eye, Kassandraloxias the floating eye, Merriman Lyon the leprechaun, Pretty Maids the leprechaun, Wine Women Song the orc and Alas Alas the dragon.

I looted the Sword of Being Petted, a Figurine of Fairest1, the Axe of Singing, the Sword of Iopenthings, the Armour of Being Smug, the Dagger of Making Trouble, the Dagger of Capt Angie and 158 gold pieces.

Score: 208

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I did better this time.

I died in the Dungeon of 3rdtimelucky

I was killed in a fog-shrouded tunnel by Inquisitivehero the fire elemental, whilst carrying...

the Crown of Silverageflash, the Sceptre of Politics, the Sceptre of Transgenic Max, a Figurine of Fairest1, the Dagger of Bloody Awful, the Sceptre of Chairs, the Wand of Politics, the Axe of Fishing, the Axe of Pendragon Son, the Dagger of Last And First and 74 gold pieces.

Score: 137

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*so. very. ded.*

I died in the Dungeon of Walk Ins

I was killed in an abandoned corridor by Boy Not Lost the zombie, whilst carrying...

the Axe of Prydeful, the Crown of Batyatoon, the Amulet of Gabriel Tam, the Axe of Flybywash, a Figurine of Bad In Latin, the Crown of Walk Ins and 19 gold pieces.

Score: 122

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I died in the Dungeon of Bad In Latin

I was killed in a crumbling corridor by Mnt Mike the owlbear, whilst carrying...

the Armour of Righthandwoman, the Armour of Milkbonesoldier, a Figurine of Redhorserider, the Crown of Realmrsreynolds, the Sword of Walk Ins, the Sceptre of the Seafarer, the Dagger of Key Youth Bert, the Armour of a Fell, the Sword of Mnt Raph, the Axe of Prydeful, the Sword of Flybywash, the Crown of Ff Ambassador, the Sword of Sai Delgado, the Armour of Slayer Fray and 191 gold pieces.

Score: 208

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I didn't even get to kill Jubal yet! -pouts-

I died in the Dungeon of Song Tra Bong

I was killed in a freezing cold tomb by Latino Menace the gelatinous cube, whilst carrying...

a Figurine of Fearcrow, the Wand of Eldorne Girl, the Sceptre of M-16, the Axe of Hands Unclean and 26 gold pieces.

Score: 50

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I am totally going to end up playing this all day.

:O

I died in the Dungeon of Balletrat

I was killed in a small burial chamber by Stilljustandrew the mind flayer, whilst carrying...

the Wand of Dancing, the Crown of Frequentflyertf and 0 gold pieces.

Score: 37

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... see, this is the difference between us.

When I encountered Balletrat the Dragon in the Dungeon of Stilljustandrew? I ran the other way.

I tried!

. . . only I had to try the Wand of Dancing on Stilljustandrew the mind flayer first. Because.

I died in the Dungeon of Bedside Manners

I was killed in a cold corridor by Diehard Daniel the fire elemental, whilst carrying...

the Wand of Lemonade, the Armour of Medicine, the Sceptre of Milliways Bar, the Dagger of the Air Force, the Sword of the Sgc and 0 gold pieces.

Score: 12

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*snerk* Killed by Daniel. This amuses me :D

SAd;gkhas' what.

You find yourself in an echoing barrack room. Images of Dead Hooker 2 are carved into the walls.
Obligatoryass the gelatinous cube guards the western exit (51HP)

And I was trapped. AND IT KILLED ME.

I died in the Dungeon of Ohimshuttering

I was killed in an echoing barrack room by Obligatoryass the gelatinous cube, whilst carrying...

nothing

Score: 0

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THANKS LOGAN.

OK, second try:

I died in the Dungeon of Ohimshuttering

I was killed in an echoing barrack room by Obligatoryass the gelatinous cube, whilst carrying...

the Crown of Q In Training and 0 gold pieces.

Score: 37

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SLGHALSGHASG'AA;SG' Logan, if you're going to keep trapping V in tunnels and crushing her with your gelatinous ass, this relationship ain't going to work.

Also, this keeps coming up and creeping me out:

You are in a dusty pit. You hear the sound of Awesome Lilly in the distance.

Meanwhile...

I escaped from the Dungeon of Ohimshuttering!

I killed Speaknoweevil the leprechaun and Trustmeimdick the leprechaun.

I looted the Crown of Q In Training and 67 gold pieces.

Score: 142

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I had skeletons in the shape of Havelock Vetinari and crude drawings of sex on the walls?

Puck's dungeon crawl is strangely in line with his own ideas about interior decorating.

...it is so wrong and yet so fitting that Dick and Weevil are leprechauns.

*cracks up*

"You quaff the potion marked 'BLOOD'. You suffer a momentary vision of mortals." Santino doesn't recall going dungeoncrawling, but if he did, that's totally what he would do.

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I died in the Dungeon of Slayer Fray

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I escaped from the Dungeon of Shelley Winters!

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I died in the Dungeon of Fightingthecage

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I escaped from the Dungeon of Piobaireachd!

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OMG DONE, I SWEAR! >_<

I escaped from the Dungeon of Piobaireachd!

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I escaped from the Dungeon of Gothicsquish!

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I died in the Dungeon of Slayer Fray

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I died in the Dungeon of Mogget Cat

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I escaped from the Dungeon of Mogget Cat!

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I died in the Dungeon of 3rdtimelucky

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I died in the Dungeon of Walk Ins

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I died in the Dungeon of Bad In Latin

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I died in the Dungeon of Song Tra Bong

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I died in the Dungeon of Balletrat

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I died in the Dungeon of Bedside Manners

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I died in the Dungeon of Ohimshuttering

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I escaped from the Dungeon of Ohimshuttering!

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