A Meme

[wellthrownstone.livejournal.com]

This one's real simple, folks:

Name one HORRIBLE thing a fanwork has done to your character... by denying it utterly.

The example is as follows:

Garion: ...while eventually one of my daughters will probably be named after a tree, none of them are Willow Rosenberg.

Don't name the work, don't link to it, just

deny

it. Get it out. It'll be fun!

Comments

[tropes.livejournal.com]

Jayne Cobb: While they are both spectacular specimens of manhood, Jayne Cobb and Mal Reynolds will never spoon tenderly in the nude.

[djcati.livejournal.com]

Wes Janson has not been, is not, and will never be a Jedi trainee.

And Ben Skywalker is not an extragalactic spy. o_o

[fallen-april.livejournal.com]

April =/= Mimi

[mitanarchist]

Gil Grissom would like the record to show that Sara Sidle has never been regarded as a daughter by him.

Sara Sidle would like it known that she is not Dexter Morgan. They exist on separate shows, after all.

Tom Collins has not, nor will he ever, abuse Angel Dumott Schunard in any way whatsoever.

Lady Celebrian did not marry Lord Elrond to be his broodmare.

[lvpd_sidle]

Grissom has never plotted Sara's murder with Catherine.

Sara does not get raped and fall madly in love because of said event. Nor does she enjoy Daddy kink. Nor is she a client at the Dominion. And she most definitely will not save a horse and ride a wannabe cowboy.

[i_vanquish_evil]

Van Helsing... has never been sexually violated by a woman with an overly large thermometer - in 19th century Europe.


Harry Dresden... will never, in any universe, be sexually involved with Thomas Raith - and there are very good reasons for that.


Dawn Summers is not involved in an S&M relationship with her sister.


I haven't seen anything for Angier yet... and I'm hoping that I don't.

[perfectblue.livejournal.com]

There's Borden/Angier slash. And Borden/Angier/Borden slash.

SRSLY.

[indy-go.livejournal.com]

Nymphadora Tonks does not engage in three-ways with Hermione Granger and Ginny Weasley.

Nor does she call Remus Lupin Remy.

[the-woodpecker.livejournal.com]

O RLY.

[twerpwithcane.livejournal.com]

Greg House Has not, nor will he ever, sing lullabyes to Robert Chase while said "wombat" calls him Daddy.

I'll have to think on everybody else.

[nanashi-sama.livejournal.com]

The MacManus brothers are not angels, comments from their neighbors aside. Therefore - the boys do not, have not, and will never have huge fucking wings growing out of their backs.

[vivien]

Tom Riddle will never have a half-vampire, violet-eyed, American daughter who transfers to Hogwarts.

Susan Pevensie will never, ever have more than sibling-appropriate feelings for either of her brothers.

[slightlymonkish.livejournal.com]

Adrian Monk DOES NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON NATALIE

OR STOTTLEMEYER

AND HE WOULD NEVER HAVE SEX WITH EITHER

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PEOPLE.

(The words I yell are, unfortunately, true.)

[bcgphoenix]

Wash, as much as he likes the illustrious Dr. Tam, will not have sex with him in a shower. Or, you know. Ever.

The same goes for Jayne, minus the "like" part.

[the-woodpecker.livejournal.com]

*makes eyes at you*

[cheerychaplain]

Hawkeye Pierce is fond of Father Mulcahy, but he will never go to his tent to confess, and said confession will never be interrupted by passionate sex.

[dougs.livejournal.com]

No-one, no-one, no-one ever gets it on with Flagg.

[killitwithfire]

Axel, while undeniably a woob, will never be a sap for anyone but Roxas (and maybe Sora).

[dryadgurrl.livejournal.com]

Stephanie, while she may look up to Sportacus, will never sleep with him. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PEOPLE SHE'S EIGHT

Remy LeBeau, while he may kiss, and occasionally sleep with other guys, has not, and will not, bear, Logan's, child.

[krazyglusurgeon.livejournal.com]

Cooper would like it known that just as there is no crying in baseball, there is no slashing in Dog Soldiers.

[milkbonesoldier.livejournal.com]

Wells concurs and wishes to add that neither is there any mpreg.

[bohemian-mark.livejournal.com]

Mark Cohen would like to note that he is not, nor will he ever be, sleeping with his roommate.

Valentine Wiggin would like to remind people that being an empath does not mean that she is weak.

[mitanarchist]

Tom Collins would like to add that, bratty kidding aside, he and Mark have not, nor will they ever, be sleeping with each other. Positive =/= Negative, y'all.

[yuppie-trash.livejournal.com]

Patrick Bateman: Will never be an eighteen-year old student at Hogwarts, trading quips with fellow Slytherin Draco Malfoy.

[indy-go.livejournal.com]

...Now that is a damn shame. XD

[politestpirate.livejournal.com]

Henry Wellard has NEVER written emo poetry on the subject of hourglasses.

[mogget_cat]

...or wigs. :D

[go-between.livejournal.com]

Richard Oliver Mayhew will not be swept off his feet by the Marquis de Carabas, nor will he become Door's Daddy in any sense of the word.

[minkhollow]

Angel is not romantically interested in Mimi. Or anyone else female, for that matter, but particularly not his original little sister.

Carl... doesn't have a visibly scary fandom, if the lack of a Sneakers category on the Pit of Voles is any indication, but would like to note there is no slash there either. (One of the biggest groups of guys the typist has ever seen, at any rate.)

[watchmakers_son]

Believe you me, if Sylar ever finds Claire Bennet or Peter Petrelli again, the absolute last thing on his mind is going to be, "Gee, maybe I should sleep with them while I'm at it!"

[waylostandfound.livejournal.com]

....0.o?????

[adiva_calandia]

Nita Callahan will never become romantically or sexually involved with the Lone Power.

Ever. Just no.


. . . Honestly, if there are badfics out there for the rest of mine, I'm not aware of them and happy that way.

[callitavesper.livejournal.com]

So you mean Ann Darrow really has romantic feelings for Kong?

[gypsyjr.livejournal.com]

Despite what 95% of the fandom would have you believe, Arthur Dent is not sexually attracted to Ford Prefect.

Or Trillian, contrary to the movie's take on things.

[regrowingpains.livejournal.com]

Claire? Was almost raped. She was killed before the guy was able to do so, then stripped naked and dumped in a river. She is NOT going to dive into bed with the next guy to come along, be it Zach, Peter Petrelli, or Matt Parkman. And those last two? Almost old enough to be her DAD. There is NO Electra complex here, she has a barely disguised disgust for the man.

Maeve is not going to fall in love with a human and give up her faeness. She's Evil.

Bart. /Max. Aw, hellz no.

Chase is never, ever, ever going to get it on with Vic. Or Alex. He's a homophobe of the highest order. And if anyone even mentions /Molly, i'm getting out the spork.

Spike Season seven Buffy, season five angel. Yes, I know it's canon, but, STILL!

[waylostandfound.livejournal.com]

Yay for NO Electra complexes! (Somebody dared suggested Nathan/Claire... *thinks Sylar should pay them a visit...*)

And just about any Claire pairing.... no, ugh.

[waylostandfound.livejournal.com]

Nathan: I love my brother dearly. Sibling love, not tender romantic love.

[fighting_mad]

Aww, but they touch so much!


*runs!*

[callitavesper.livejournal.com]

James Bond does not knit.




...oh, wait.

[yuppie-trash.livejournal.com]

Real men knit!

Garrotes.