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Would you believe that Raph started the day in a good mood? Yeah, I thought not, but he did. Might have had something to do with some earlier introspection.

Anyhow, he is quickly met by Divis Mal. An exchange of Kevin Smith-esque banter ensues.

Penny arrives and Raph sends a shot of Tequila her way. The plan was to get her to come to him, the plan was not for her to actually drink it. Damn bluff callers.

There's a minor detour in action as Mal and Raph discuss the nature of bluffs. Raph learns something personal about Mal which makes him uncomfortable. So of course the topic turns to baseball. What? It's a guy thing.

Cripes, I nearly forgot about the convesation between Crichton and Raph, which happened here. There's something wrong, but Raph can't quite put a finger on it. And no, that's not vaguely sexual in the slightest.

Back in Schmoopy Land, Penny and Raph get cute. There's a pause in the action as Penny drops the "B Word". Then there's some snark, a bit about relationship roles, a bit more schmoopyness and the inevitable question gets asked.
Wow, this reads like a Harlequin Romance Novel.
*cues romantic music*
Emotions are explored.
Desires questioned and answered.
Uh....locations decided upon?
*Blinks*

Back to something not so ... um...Schmoopy?
George sets next to Raph.
He snarks at her, and she gets really quiet. Mal wants the skinny, and Raph provides. There's nothing vaguely sexual about it.

Thanks to the wonder of Milliways time, Raph also has the opportunity to have a chat with Meg. She tells Raph about her upcoming audition, and there is Splinter impersonating. They compare scars and talk about her upcoming self defense lessons. Raph decides that Meg talks too fast, and is rather shocked to find that she has levels of hyper as yet unseen. True to form, things end on a snarky note.

There was some stuff with the Bar disappearing, but I'm going to let other people summarize that. Why? Because I ~~am lazy~~ trust their summarization skills.

*Goes to leave*
Whattaya mean, "What happened with Penny and Raph?"
Oh like they're going to just post that stuff for the world to see.
Geez, give them some privacy, nosey people.

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Very Nice...
Schmoopyland is not the place you normally find the ex-turtle, but he seems to like it there.

Bravo on the summaries

*bows*
Thankee m'lady.

Though, I can't help but wonder if "Schmoopy Town" would have been a better name. It certainly lends itself to a better song parody.

Schmoopy Town is nice.
I am setting to the task of giving Penny all new icons, cause I want to... I wouldn't be able to make icons if I had to summarize more than the little bits from yesterday... So I am happy...

I'm glad I could contribute to "the happy".
:-)

always nice to contribute to the happy.

You know, I am disappointed to see no summary after the bar was stolen. I wanted a summary of 'That bitch just stole our bar", it sent me into fits of giggles when first I read it and everytime since, I blame this on that I was in Penny mode at the time, but it was a great line all the same. I am trying not to think about the Bar being gone, cause Penny is gonna be angry when she realizes Bob is missing, that skull is her friend.

*checks IM window*
Well, Carmen-mun is away from the computer right now, but I'll be sure to let them know that a Summary of the theft is required.

*laughs*
Yeah, I was pretty pleased with that line myself. So simple, yet so totally dead on Raph.

well, its a good line

What would the summary entail? "Carmen steals the bar"? Not the most extensive in the world... lol :)

and yet it's not written.....
*shakes head*

you shouldn't have to summarize it should you, I mean you just stole, the bar, and the skull... But someone needs to cause MUCH happened because of the bar going missing...

Mostly a lot of great "why is the bar gone" reactions, lol. Too repetitive, I think, and I already mentioned the basics... I'll summarize it tonight, though, because hopefully after tonight somebody will have been dispatched to France to get it and the summary will have substance :)

Ah!

*CACKLES*

Lalala, can't escape mention Fleur, lalala!

Also. Turtle Porn kinda. And I didn't do it. I rock. Rock rock rock. *does a mighty Stage manger dance of rockin'ness*

*facepalm*

Now why exactly is it that YOU rock? *g*

'Cause Fleur didn't do the turtle and everyone thought she would. Ha! Unpredictable! Chaos! Mighty wonder! *does a great dance of happy joy*

ok, so you do Rock!
I am not sure if I should point out that the turtle hasn't been done precisely...

la de la, you rock, continue with your dance.

...?

*reads entry again*

*discovers her sleep deprivated mind jumped to conclusions*

NTROPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY IS THERE SNUGGLES?!! Well, I mean, arg, snuggles nice. Nice and cute and adoreable. BUT THERE IS NO SEX. *kicks at Raph-mun* You tricked me into thinking that there would BE SEX. Horrid. Horrid the lot of you. You all lead a girl on. Horrid people.

*rubs shin*
Owww. Hey lady, stop with the kickin'!
Geez!

I didn't do nothin' of the sort. You just thought there was sex. The guy felt desire for the first time, ...like EVER! Cut him some slack.

ut oh. This doesn't call Desire out, does it? *shudders*

Hope it does. Horrid lady.

...drat. *gives cookies in apology* Evil people. I like you all too much.

*eyes cookie skeptically before caving in and taking one*

Mmm. Tasty.

Call it out? No. Its responsible for the feeling. It is the feeling.

Dealing with Endless is kinda (very) confusing.

No joke.
Hey, think I could hit you up for some nightmares at some point?

AIM me at twintailmadb and we can talk about it.

We may be horrid BUT you made assumptions...

Mal's mun here, just saying it was a pleasure and a privilege having all those chats with Raph. *bows*

*blushes*
Right back'acha.
:)

Awww! Gives you a tooth ache just reading it doesn't it? [course that could just be where i need a new filling;)]

No, its that sweet, not that I sould talk I was involved in it. *g*

Magically Malacious!