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Alright, on behalf of Trotsky-mun, who is evil and has mind-corrupting powers of coercion, and who is also LAZY, I present the summary of last night's Trotsky post.

Trotsky's sitting in the bar with an icepick in his head, muttering about revolution. The Doctor comes over to inquire about the icepick. Ramon is discussed. Also the flaws of Communism. Trotsky clearly needs medical attention; however, the Doctor cannot treat him as he has no health insurance *snerk*. The icepick's, er, potency as a phallic symbol is briefly mentioned.

Don Quixote comes over and decides that Trotsky's an enchanted knight, despite Trotsky's denials. Trotsky blathers about the revolution some more. The two decide to get drunk together in the name of Justice. Quixote-mun tries to be clever about Communism. Quixote decides Ramon is Trotsky's loyal squire. Things get drunkenly schmoopy. Trotsky attempts to kiss Quixote; however, Quixote mentions the icepick, and Trotsky dies. The fans are displeased.

Meg comes over and asks about the icepick Ramon is, again, discussed Trotsky utters the funniest thing I have ever read, which I must have on a t-shirt before I die: "I fought Stalin! And all I got was this lousy house in Coyoacan." Then Meg mentions the icepick in his head and he dies. Er. Repeatedly.

Fate comes over and is annoyed at Trotsky for not being dead. There is an epic battle of wills which ends in Trotsky, once again, dying.

Thom comes over. Trotsky calls him a small capitalist. *snerk* Apparently Trotsky is fiendishly clever. He threatens Thom with the wrath of his icepick; however, further discussion of death and icepicks leads to Trotsky's untimely death. Um. Again.

THE END OH MY GOD SHATI YOU OOOOOOOOOOOWE ME.

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I LOVE YOU FOREVER AND FOREVER!

And yes, I owe you. :-)

BWAAAAAAAAH

[didn't see the thread, but glanced at the summary and immediately noticed the name "Ramon"]

a mountain-climber's axe. a mountain-climber's axe! CAN'T I GET THAT THROUGH YOUR SKULL?

That's my favorite one. *bounces*

A capitalist of questionable stature! You made Shati and me feel all stupid. :(

Whaaaaah?

I'll just pretend it's because I'm clever like a fox.

We were trying to think of substitutes for "aristocracy," and we were STUPID, 'cos duh, nobility. And you were clever like a fox, and we felt dumb like potatoes.

Potatoes?

What, did you think potatoes were smart?

I did not think anything about potatoes.

Rincewind thinks potatoes are smart.

Unless he's not into them for their minds.

Rincewind is more intrigued by their other assets, I'm afraid.

How sad.

WTF you two. My inbox is now full of POTATOES.

You and the potatoes need to get a room.

RINCEWIND AND THE POTATOES NEED TO GET AN ISLAND.

Hob should branch out. He could PIMP POTATOES. He'd make loads off Rincewind, at least.