Lady Door of the House of Arch (
iopenthings) wrote in
ways_back_room2004-07-13 12:41 pm
Why Lynette is an Utter Idiot With No Pain Tolerance
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How Door Got to Stay at Milliways All Day
My car doesn't have air conditioning. So, driving back from New York the day before yesterday, the windows were open. And, being the cool cat I am, I had my arm out the window.
Needless to say, I got home with a relatively nasty sunburn, which hurt for a couple days, but wasn't causing any major inconvenience.
And then, this morning, ten minutes before I was supposed to leave with my mom for lunch and bookstoring, it started itching - the itches where it STABS into your ARM with the PAIN. I was walking around twitching and trying very hard not to curse.
A hot shower, aloe vera, lotion, and two ice cubes later, it still itches, although not as badly, but lunch is cancelled regardless, because a twitching, squeaking person is not the most fun to have lunch with.
My thoughts? "Sad, no lunch with my mum and OW MY ARM." Followed closely (or, possibly preceded by) "Milliways! Hurrah!"
That twelve step program sounds like a good idea right now.
How Door Got to Stay at Milliways All Day
My car doesn't have air conditioning. So, driving back from New York the day before yesterday, the windows were open. And, being the cool cat I am, I had my arm out the window.
Needless to say, I got home with a relatively nasty sunburn, which hurt for a couple days, but wasn't causing any major inconvenience.
And then, this morning, ten minutes before I was supposed to leave with my mom for lunch and bookstoring, it started itching - the itches where it STABS into your ARM with the PAIN. I was walking around twitching and trying very hard not to curse.
A hot shower, aloe vera, lotion, and two ice cubes later, it still itches, although not as badly, but lunch is cancelled regardless, because a twitching, squeaking person is not the most fun to have lunch with.
My thoughts? "Sad, no lunch with my mum and OW MY ARM." Followed closely (or, possibly preceded by) "Milliways! Hurrah!"
That twelve step program sounds like a good idea right now.

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The boy's got willpower. :D
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I tried a lot of remedies, and found something really good. See if you can find Banana Boat Sooth-A-Caine. It's a spray gel, with aloe vera and vitamin E to moisturize skin, and (best of all) menthol and lidocaine to numb that puppy but good while it heals. It's not greasy, either. I could actually move and wear clothing without pain after that stuff. Seriously, give it a shot. If I had my car right now, I'd even bring my bottle to you. (I saw in another thread where you're in DC. I'm in Baltimore.) It'll get rid of the OW MY ARM.
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And thanks for the tip. I don't have a car right now, either, but I will keep that stuff in mind, if I'm still this uncomfortable later on.
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The only problem with the stuff is that it's wildly addicting. It's eventually like, "Whoops! I felt a twinge. Time for more spray! Ahhhh." So sad.
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And right, like I really need *more* addiction in my life right now.
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Ah, but this is a good addiction. It doesn't kill your time. Just gets you hooked on skin numbness. ;)
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Where's college for you?
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And that's unfortunate, about the scholarship thing. Money is so dumb.
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You're telling me. It's nearly $40K a year at my alma mater, when all's said and done. I couldn't afford that on my own for one year, let alone the two or three that I'd have been stuck with if I took the time off from school.
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Williams is about the same, cost-wise, although we got a nice finaid parcel. VCU's going to be a lot cheaper, because DC residents get to go to any state school for in-state tuition, basically.
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Wow. That's nice. I have to go back to Ohio if I want to use the in-state tactic. I don't think I care to do that. No offense to Ohio.
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Well, I'm not sure you want me to go political.
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::is there now; will be until September, and then it's Massachusetts for college::
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